Ch1:Beware of the shonen/shojo, Sailor Spirit Fingers!!
WARNING!! There's SOOOOO much OOC crap, random insanity, andthe occasional nasty comment/action that was inspired by the guys in my class that act like perverted bysexual fruitcakes and sing Creed and Celine Dion songs!!^_^;;; Seriously...And I'm so lazy right now, so don't expect nothin fancy!!
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Xellos:^_^ Ohiyo, minna-san!!
Filia:*mumble* Namagomi...
Xellos:*twitch* Baka lizard!
Filia:*mace-sama smash* HUMPH!!
And thus the day begins.
Amelia: Oooooh! The sun is on the side of justice!! Nothing can go wrong now!!
Lina: Riggghhht...
Xellos:*walks up next to Lina and talks to her in a low whisper so no one else can hear* You know, Lina *checking her out*, you really do have a sexy body, even if it IS underdeveloped...*big sadistic smirk*^______^
Lina:*blush, smash, hedlock* Xellos, YOU SICKO!!!!*tightens grip*
Xellos:*choking noises*
Zelgadis: You know, Lina, since Xellos is a sadomasochist, he probably LIKES being hurt by you and you're holding SO damn close...
Xellos:^_______^ Mmmm, ohhh yeahhh...
Lina:*taking heed to Zel's words and dropping Xellos, runing wayyyy ahead of the group* Eyyyyyuuucckkk!!!
Xellos:*sigh* Oh well. But at least I still have you, Zelly-kun
Zel: RA TILT!!!!!!!!!!!!*runs over to Lina*
Xellos:*cough* I was getting a tad cold...
Suddenly, a rather cubby Hawaiian male figure garbed in a blue Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon outfit jumps in front of the gang.
Weirdo Dude: SHOW ME SPRIRITFINGERS!!!*wiggles fingers*
All but that crazy dude:*SWEATDROP*
Lina:*still sweatdropping* Eh...who're YOU?
Dude: Moi? I am Sailor Spiritfingers!!*wiggles fingers*
All but Sailor Spiritfingers: Wha...?
Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Dragonslave: Well, there's this funny/retarted movie called Bring it On about cheerleading stuff, and this gay dude uses an excercise called "spiritfingers" where you wiggle your fingers vigerously. There's this dude in my class who's a valley boy(like a valley girl cept he's a guy. we call him that.:))
and watches Bring it On so much and he annoys the hell out of us by saying some of the cheers like "I'm wanted,
Sailor Spiritfingers: THOSE are not spiritfingers!*shows wiggling
Zel:*annoyed, and putting up his middle finger* Check out MY spiritfinger.
Xellos: I've got spirit fingers...
Lina:*WHACK* Hentai!
Gourry:*clueless as usual* Huh?@_@
SSF(Sailor Spiritfingers):*pom poms*That's allright! That's okay! You're gonna pump our gas someday!!*cheer*
Xellos: That didn't sound right, but...
Xellos:*suddenly has cheerleading uniform on and pom poms* We sparkle! We shine! We always
have a good time!!*cheer jumping up and down*
Amelia:Ummmm....
Lina:*sigh* You're now officialy a fruit, Xellos.
Zel: Wasn't he one allready?
Xellos:*does the brick wall thing with his hand* Tch! Talk to the hand, 'cause the face don't wanna hear it!!
Lina: I think it's safe to call him a valley girl/boy.
Zel: Nobody's safe around Xellos.
SSF: I dub thee Sailor Fruitcake!! Stand now, Xellos Metallium!!
Xellos:I feel so special.*sniff*
SSF: SHOW ME THOSE SPIRIT FINGERS, EVERYONE!!!*wiggles fingers*
Xellos: Oooh, hey Lina
Lina:*POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND*
Xellos: Itai...
SSF:*sees Zel hitting your head on an unfortunate nearby tree, causing it to fall over 'cause he's a chimera* Hey! Be kind to nature!
Zel: *mumble* Yeah, well, tell nature to be kind to ME.
Xellos: Speaking of that...nature calls!!*turns around and takes a wizz behind a shrub* Dum dee dum dee do...
Amelia:*sweatdrop* Can Mazoku even do that?
Lina: I honestly don't wanna know, not even for science's sake.>.<
Xellos's voice: Well, what does it SOUND like to you?
Amelia: It sounds like--
Lina: AMELIA!!!!
Amelia: Sorry, Miss Lina!!
Xellos: *still wizzing* La la la...*singing* Don't wizz on the electric fence!
Gourry: Why not?
Xellos: Sore wa himitsu desu.^_^
Gourry: *thinking "sore wa himitsu desu" means that he can pee on it* Okay! *wizz on electric fence*
ZZZZAAAAPPPPP!!!KAAAAAAAA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!
Lina: GOURRY, YOU JELLYFISH BRAINS!!!*WHACK*
Gourry: ITAI!!!
Hellmaster Phibrizo: So, you wizzed on the electric fence, eh?
Zel: *#^%*#ing life.
Valgarv: I'll say!
Phibby: Welcome to hell, fellas.
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SD: What did I tell you? Total nonesense!^_^ Read the next chapter: Hooray for Gaav-sama!!