Ch2: Hooray for Gaav-sama!!
WARNING: Some peoplez(*cough*ZelandVal*coughcough*) get high offa stuff in this chapter, so if you don't wanna read that, then skip this chapter(even though I don't know why you'd care about them getting high, but someone might reportme for not putting the right rating or suptin').Gaav: I need some coffe.
Zel: Me too.
Val: *gasp, starry-eyed* IT'S GAAV-SAMA!!!!!*runs around with the "Hooray for Gaav-sama!" flag* Bishonen Senshi Sailor Garv!!!^o^
Gaav:*changes into Sailor Scout suit* Demon King Power!!!
Filia: Valgarv! How can I atone for the sins of my race?
Val: Take this!*hands her another flag like his*
Filia: *sweatdrop* Ah...allright...whatever you say...
Lina: This is bad.
Phibby:*rolling on the ground with laughter*
Xellos:*pushes Amelia down on the ground with Phibby* Whoops!!^_^
Phibby: Hey Ame!!^___^
Amelia: AHHHH! *stands up, strikes a justice pose, and points at Xellos* That was TOTALLY unjust, Mr. Xellos!
Zel:*valley girl voice* Like, TOTALLY!!
Everyone: *stopping whatever they were doing to look at Zel*
Zel: *sigh* I just don't fit in here.
Val: *now getting high offa some hairspray* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....@______^
Zel: *sees Val* Oh, good idea.*gets rubber cement* Oooooh, that's the stuff...^-^
Amelia: MR. ZELGADIS!!! MR. VALGARV!!! That'a unbeliveibly unjust!! Inhalents are evil!! So's marijuana and cocaine, and other stuff like that! Same with pills!!
Val: *stoned* But theyyy're just mah mediiiciiinnnne....*falls over*
Zel: They don't effect me, they just make me feel better, 'cause I'm a chimera.
Amelia: But, what happens when you find your cure and turn back into a human? Won't it hurt you?
Everybody but Ame: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Zel: Like THAT'LL ever happen!!HAHAHAHA!!!
Amelia: *courageous pose* Mr. Zelgadis! Never give up! Never surrender!!
Mystere: That's right!! Justice overcomes all!!*takes out sword and strikes a justice pose*
Hiro, Ruby, Jean, Ronfar, Lemina: *sweatdrop* We know it's you, Leo.
Mystere: *sweatdrop* Leo? I am not the White Knight! I am Mystere! I fight for justice!
Hiro: And you have a voice that sounds like Zordon from the Power Rangers.
Everyone: Go go Power Rangers! Mighty Morphin Power Ranger-ers!!
Zel: ...I'm gonna go find a place to sleep and set up camp.
Lina: Yeah, same here. See you guys later.
Xellos: Oooh! This should be fun!!^____^
A while later, Lina and Zel are looking from a nice place to hit the hay(NOT together) and set up camp, while Xellos follows them in invisible mode.
Lina: *YYYYYAAAAWWWWWNNNNNN* Boy, I'm hungry...
Zel: Are you ever NOT?
Lina:...Probably not.
Xellos: Heehee!*points his staff at the ground in fron of Lina and a bunch of worms, slugs, maggots, and other stuff like that appear*
Lina: EEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!*jumps onto Zel(think Satoshi and Kasumi)*
Zel: Aaak! Geez, Lina! Quit that!! Get off!!
Lina: *scared girly voice* NO WAY!!! Those things are s-scary!!
Zel:*sweatdrop, sigh* I can't belive this...c'mon, get off.
Lina: *jumps behind Zel and grips him around the waist and peeks around at the bugs* Keep them away!!!
Zel: Okay, okay!! Goz'Vrow!!
Bugs: EEEP!*die*
Lina: Are...are they gone?
Zel: Yes, Lina, they're gone.
Lina: YAY!!*hugs Zel* Oh, and...*ahem* None of this happened, right?
Zel: *shrugs* I guess not.
Lina: Good! Let's go!!*skips off*
Xellos: Oh, crap...that wasn't supposed to happen! And where'd those bugs come from? STUPID PG-13 RATING!!!!!!!!*tries to break his staff in half with his knee but remembers that it can't be broken* Damn...
Later on, everyone's back at camp.
Gourry: *SNORE* ZZzzz...zzZ...ZzzZ...*drool*...food...I wish you could cook more often for me, Syphiel...ZZZZzzzzzz...
Lina: YYYYAAWWWNNNN...!*stretch*
Zel: *yawn, scratches chest*
Xellos: *whistling*
All: ... ... ...
Lina: ...Just end the chapter allready.
SD: Okay.