[Our friends are sitting in an open secluded area of forest. Ash and Pikachu share a sleeping bag, and they all sleep around a fire. Misty is the last to go to sleep, and just before she does, she brings out her Togepi to sleep by her side.]
[Snoring is heard all about]
Nancy: [waking up] Arf! Celie! Celie! Come with me! I have to pee!
Celie: [checking Nancy's bag] It looks like you already did.
Nancy: Well, then... lets go venture out into the woods for no reason.
Togepi: [off to the side] Togi? [he hops along and follows them]
Nancy: Wow! You can hear the Charizards and other strange Pokemon just all around us!
Celie: I think that's my tummy. Me hun-ry
Nancy: Me too! Lets- an egg!
Celie: That egg is walking!
Nancy: I don't care! I'm gonna eat it!
Celie: No! [gets out a Pokeball] I'm gonna catch it!
Nancy: An egg?
Celie: Nancy! It's OBVIOUSLY a Pokemon.
Nancy: Oh, obviously.
Celie: I choose you, Pidgey! Pidgey, use thunderbolt!... well? Pidgey! Thunderbolt!
Nancy: I don't think a bird would know how to do that, Miss Neurosurgeon. Check your PokeDex.
Celie: Pokedex? What's that?
Nancy: A digital encyclopedia that tells you all about Pokemon. Don't you have one?
Celie: No! Where did you get yours?
Nancy: I don't have one.
Celie: Then how do you know what one is?
Nancy: [shrug]
Celie: How do you know we are supposed to have them? How do you know what they do? Nancy?!
Nancy: [yawn] I'm tired. Night!
Celie: Nancy!
Nancy: Yes?
Celie: Good riddens!
Nancy: Thanks. G'night!
Celie: NANCY!!
Nancy: What do you want?
Celie: I forgot my Pokemon!
Nancy: Then I suggest you go get them.
Celie: Come with me. NOW.
Nancy: FINE. [she struggles within her sleeping bag]
Celie: What are you doing?
Nancy: I have to put my thong back on!
Celie: [smacks her forehead] Nancy...
[They walk into the forest to find Celie's missing Pidgey]
Celie: There it is!
Nancy: And it's pecking at the egg! It's eating my breakfast!
Celie: Pidgey, return! Did he... kill it?
Nancy: It sure is bleeding a lot.
Celie: Well, then... hmmph. Pokeball, go! It's not doing what Jades did! Hers had the light thing that zapped the-
Nancy: I was there, freak.
Celie: Well PSH!
Nancy: I'm betting it's not working because it's most likely dead.
Celie: What do you want to do with it? Do you want to take it back for the morning?
Nancy: And eat it? What, do you think I'm disgusting? I'm not gonna eat something that's dead! That's just sick!
Celie: Ok. Let's go back.
[they return back to the camp]
Celie: What are you doing?
Nancy: Well you and Jade stole a Pokeball, so I thought I would, too.
Celie: Ok then. Good night!
Nancy: Nighty-night!
[Snoring is heard all about]
Nancy: [waking up] Arf! Celie! Celie! Come with me! I have to pee!
Celie: [checking Nancy's bag] It looks like you already did.
Nancy: Well, then... lets go venture out into the woods for no reason.
Togepi: [off to the side] Togi? [he hops along and follows them]
Nancy: Wow! You can hear the Charizards and other strange Pokemon just all around us!
Celie: I think that's my tummy. Me hun-ry
Nancy: Me too! Lets- an egg!
Celie: That egg is walking!
Nancy: I don't care! I'm gonna eat it!
Celie: No! [gets out a Pokeball] I'm gonna catch it!
Nancy: An egg?
Celie: Nancy! It's OBVIOUSLY a Pokemon.
Nancy: Oh, obviously.
Celie: I choose you, Pidgey! Pidgey, use thunderbolt!... well? Pidgey! Thunderbolt!
Nancy: I don't think a bird would know how to do that, Miss Neurosurgeon. Check your PokeDex.
Celie: Pokedex? What's that?
Nancy: A digital encyclopedia that tells you all about Pokemon. Don't you have one?
Celie: No! Where did you get yours?
Nancy: I don't have one.
Celie: Then how do you know what one is?
Nancy: [shrug]
Celie: How do you know we are supposed to have them? How do you know what they do? Nancy?!
Nancy: [yawn] I'm tired. Night!
Celie: Nancy!
Nancy: Yes?
Celie: Good riddens!
Nancy: Thanks. G'night!
Celie: NANCY!!
Nancy: What do you want?
Celie: I forgot my Pokemon!
Nancy: Then I suggest you go get them.
Celie: Come with me. NOW.
Nancy: FINE. [she struggles within her sleeping bag]
Celie: What are you doing?
Nancy: I have to put my thong back on!
Celie: [smacks her forehead] Nancy...
[They walk into the forest to find Celie's missing Pidgey]
Celie: There it is!
Nancy: And it's pecking at the egg! It's eating my breakfast!
Celie: Pidgey, return! Did he... kill it?
Nancy: It sure is bleeding a lot.
Celie: Well, then... hmmph. Pokeball, go! It's not doing what Jades did! Hers had the light thing that zapped the-
Nancy: I was there, freak.
Celie: Well PSH!
Nancy: I'm betting it's not working because it's most likely dead.
Celie: What do you want to do with it? Do you want to take it back for the morning?
Nancy: And eat it? What, do you think I'm disgusting? I'm not gonna eat something that's dead! That's just sick!
Celie: Ok. Let's go back.
[they return back to the camp]
Celie: What are you doing?
Nancy: Well you and Jade stole a Pokeball, so I thought I would, too.
Celie: Ok then. Good night!
Nancy: Nighty-night!