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Banjo Meets Harry Potter Part 2!
Note: There is a disgusting part (Boogers) in this story. Don't read if you have a weak stomach.
It was a quite day in Spiral Mountain, UNTIL...
Tooty started to play her flute! ^_^
"Tooty, would you please stop making that infernal wracket?" Banjo said. Tooty and Kazooie stared at Banjo, confused.
"Well, I heard it on Rocket Power," Banjo replied, talking about his favorite show.
"Okay, I'll quit!" Tooty told Banjo, still a little confused.
"Hey, how about starting a band?" inquired Kazooie.
"But, but, but..."
"Banjo, how many times have I told you not to use potty talk?" Kazooie said, threateningly.
"No, I ment, I... can't really play my Banjo! It was just the sound effects guy playing the music in Banjo-Kazooie!" replied Banjo.
"Well, okay, so that was kind of a stupid idea," Kazooie admitted.
"Why don't we go outside?" requested Tooty.
"Great idea!" said Kazooie and Banjo at the same time. Little did they know, there was something going on outside.
"I don't know, after I had that dream with that Banjo person dying, this place just seems oddly familiar," said a famous voice.
"Oh, Harry, please! This is not the location of your dream!" said Harry's friend, Hermione (Pronounced Her-mi-own-ee).
"Yes, this is not the place!" said Harry's best friend, Ron.
"Oh, I just feel.... Hey! What was that?!?!" Harry exclamed, seeing something rustling in the bushes.
"I dunno," replied Ron.
Meanwhile, on the other side of Spiral Mountain...
"Wow! What a nice day!" exclamed Banjo.
"Yes, I agree!" said Kazooie sarcasticly. Dark clouds spiraled around the mountain. It looked like rain. Suddenly, there were flashes of light on the other side of the mountain.
"What was that?" inquired Banjo.
"I don't know, let's check it out!" exclamed Kazooie. The three ran over to see what was going on.
"Banjo?" Harry said along with...
"Harry?" Banjo said.
"Kazooie?" said Hermione.
"Hermione?" said Kazooie.
"Tooty?" said Ron.
"Ron?" said Tooty.
"George W. Bush?" said Al Gore.
"Al Gore?" said George W. Bush.
"Rocky?" said Bullwinkle.
"Bullwinkle?" said Rocky.
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" exclamed Banjo. Everyone stared at Banjo. "What?"
"I'm outta here to do some White House buisiness," said GWB.
"Yeah, I need to think of a new Presidential Campaign," said AG.
"Come on, Bullwinkle!" commanded Rocky.
"Coming, Rocky!" said Bullwinkle in responce.
"Well, that was certainly strange," said a confused Harry.
"Ahem, what about me," said an evil voice.
"Ahhhh! Voldemort!," screached Banjo.
"Yes, that's me! And I'm going to get you all! BWAHAHAHAHA!" threatened Voldemort.
"Awwww, no! Let's fight!" exclamed Harry.
"Yeah, I'm ready!" said Ron.
"Let's attack!" said Kazooie.
"Uh, I'll just..." Banjo picked his nose.
"Okay, what spell should I use?" questioned Hermione.
"Explelliarmus!" yelled Harry. Voldemort flew back 6 feet and fell on the ground.
"Accio wand!" yelled Ron. Voldemort's wand flew toward Ron.
"Gahhhh! Caught off my guard!" said Voldemort, angrily.
(Here's the disgusting part)
"Banjo! Stop picking your nose!" said Kazooie, disgusted.
"Okay, almost done!" Kazooie stared at Banjo, close to barfing. Banjo took his finger out of his nose, and... there is a HUGE booger on it! Banjo flicks it at Voldemort and then...
"Ahhhh! Okay, you've found my weakness! Ewwww... Snot! Ahhhhhh!" yelled Voldemort in pain.
"Heh, my special attack!" said Banjo, proudly.
"Oh, disgusting," said Kazooie.
"Woah, I've never seen such a big snot ball!" said an amazed Ron.
"Oh, I agree with Kazooie!" said a beyond disgusted Hermione.
(That's the end of the disgusting part)
"Well, I guess that's the end of Voldemort!" said Harry.
"I'm not so sure, Harry, I just don't know," said Hermione.
Meanwhile, in a far-off land...
"So, they defeated my clone! They'll never get to me, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Well, that's the end of chapter 2! Expect Chapter 3 as soon as I get 5 more good responces!
Banjo Meets Harry Potter Part 2!
Note: There is a disgusting part (Boogers) in this story. Don't read if you have a weak stomach.
It was a quite day in Spiral Mountain, UNTIL...
Tooty started to play her flute! ^_^
"Tooty, would you please stop making that infernal wracket?" Banjo said. Tooty and Kazooie stared at Banjo, confused.
"Well, I heard it on Rocket Power," Banjo replied, talking about his favorite show.
"Okay, I'll quit!" Tooty told Banjo, still a little confused.
"Hey, how about starting a band?" inquired Kazooie.
"But, but, but..."
"Banjo, how many times have I told you not to use potty talk?" Kazooie said, threateningly.
"No, I ment, I... can't really play my Banjo! It was just the sound effects guy playing the music in Banjo-Kazooie!" replied Banjo.
"Well, okay, so that was kind of a stupid idea," Kazooie admitted.
"Why don't we go outside?" requested Tooty.
"Great idea!" said Kazooie and Banjo at the same time. Little did they know, there was something going on outside.
"I don't know, after I had that dream with that Banjo person dying, this place just seems oddly familiar," said a famous voice.
"Oh, Harry, please! This is not the location of your dream!" said Harry's friend, Hermione (Pronounced Her-mi-own-ee).
"Yes, this is not the place!" said Harry's best friend, Ron.
"Oh, I just feel.... Hey! What was that?!?!" Harry exclamed, seeing something rustling in the bushes.
"I dunno," replied Ron.
Meanwhile, on the other side of Spiral Mountain...
"Wow! What a nice day!" exclamed Banjo.
"Yes, I agree!" said Kazooie sarcasticly. Dark clouds spiraled around the mountain. It looked like rain. Suddenly, there were flashes of light on the other side of the mountain.
"What was that?" inquired Banjo.
"I don't know, let's check it out!" exclamed Kazooie. The three ran over to see what was going on.
"Banjo?" Harry said along with...
"Harry?" Banjo said.
"Kazooie?" said Hermione.
"Hermione?" said Kazooie.
"Tooty?" said Ron.
"Ron?" said Tooty.
"George W. Bush?" said Al Gore.
"Al Gore?" said George W. Bush.
"Rocky?" said Bullwinkle.
"Bullwinkle?" said Rocky.
"THAT'S ENOUGH!" exclamed Banjo. Everyone stared at Banjo. "What?"
"I'm outta here to do some White House buisiness," said GWB.
"Yeah, I need to think of a new Presidential Campaign," said AG.
"Come on, Bullwinkle!" commanded Rocky.
"Coming, Rocky!" said Bullwinkle in responce.
"Well, that was certainly strange," said a confused Harry.
"Ahem, what about me," said an evil voice.
"Ahhhh! Voldemort!," screached Banjo.
"Yes, that's me! And I'm going to get you all! BWAHAHAHAHA!" threatened Voldemort.
"Awwww, no! Let's fight!" exclamed Harry.
"Yeah, I'm ready!" said Ron.
"Let's attack!" said Kazooie.
"Uh, I'll just..." Banjo picked his nose.
"Okay, what spell should I use?" questioned Hermione.
"Explelliarmus!" yelled Harry. Voldemort flew back 6 feet and fell on the ground.
"Accio wand!" yelled Ron. Voldemort's wand flew toward Ron.
"Gahhhh! Caught off my guard!" said Voldemort, angrily.
(Here's the disgusting part)
"Banjo! Stop picking your nose!" said Kazooie, disgusted.
"Okay, almost done!" Kazooie stared at Banjo, close to barfing. Banjo took his finger out of his nose, and... there is a HUGE booger on it! Banjo flicks it at Voldemort and then...
"Ahhhh! Okay, you've found my weakness! Ewwww... Snot! Ahhhhhh!" yelled Voldemort in pain.
"Heh, my special attack!" said Banjo, proudly.
"Oh, disgusting," said Kazooie.
"Woah, I've never seen such a big snot ball!" said an amazed Ron.
"Oh, I agree with Kazooie!" said a beyond disgusted Hermione.
(That's the end of the disgusting part)
"Well, I guess that's the end of Voldemort!" said Harry.
"I'm not so sure, Harry, I just don't know," said Hermione.
Meanwhile, in a far-off land...
"So, they defeated my clone! They'll never get to me, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Well, that's the end of chapter 2! Expect Chapter 3 as soon as I get 5 more good responces!