[The next morning]
Misty: AHHHHH!!!!!
[everyone wakes up to the scream of Misty]
Ash: Hey, it's morning!
Pikachu: Pikavi! Pikachu!
Misty: M-m-mmmy Togepi!
Jade: What about your Togepi?
Celie: What's a Togepi?
Misty: It was my one and only and favorite and the bestest pokemon EVER!! TOGEPI!!
Nancy: Oh! Is that it over there?
Misty: Where?? Where's my Togepi?
Nancy: Over there... oh, you probably can't tell what it is 'cause it's kind of covered in dirt and pus and blood and guts and yolk and yucky stuff.
Misty: TOGEPI!! All right! Who the hell did this?
Celie/Nancy: She did.
Jade: ME?! But... I didn't d- OGE!
Misty: AAAAH!!!!!!! [she starts beating and kicking Jade]
Celie: Actually, it wasn't Jade at all. It was Nancy.
Nancy: It was Celie!
Ash: Oh boy! How are they gonna get out of this one?
Misty: Oh! Togepi!
Girls: Togepi?
Ash: ...epi?
Misty: Oh Togepi! You're all right! Where have you been?
Nancy: But I thought...
Celie: And I saw...
Jade: What's that bloody massacre over there, then?
Celie: Beats me.
Nancy: [twirls her hair]
Jade: I'm hungry.
All: Me too, yeah, let's eat etc.
[Our friends go to a nearby McDonalds]
Nancy: I think I want a Number... 2.
Ash: Me too.
Celie: I want a number 1. What do you think Jade wants?
Nancy: A Happy meal.
Jade: [running in] You guys! Guess what!
Nancy: What?
Jade: My Magikarp leaned splash!
Celie: That's super! What do you want?
Jade: I want a happy meal! I hope I get one of those mini Meow Chi's! Where's Ash and Misty?
Celie: They went to the bathroom. They are ordering seperate.
[at a table]
Jade: Yes! I got a Meow-Chi! What did you get, Nancy?
Nancy: I didn't get a toy. I got a value meal.
Jade: What about you, Celie? I want to see my Meow-Chi interact with other Pet friends!
Celie: I got a value meal, too, Jade.
Jade: Ash? Misty? Did you get any great toys that we can play with together?
Misty: Nope.
Ash: Nuh uh.
Jade: Man! You guys sure do suck!
Misty: AHHHHH!!!!!
[everyone wakes up to the scream of Misty]
Ash: Hey, it's morning!
Pikachu: Pikavi! Pikachu!
Misty: M-m-mmmy Togepi!
Jade: What about your Togepi?
Celie: What's a Togepi?
Misty: It was my one and only and favorite and the bestest pokemon EVER!! TOGEPI!!
Nancy: Oh! Is that it over there?
Misty: Where?? Where's my Togepi?
Nancy: Over there... oh, you probably can't tell what it is 'cause it's kind of covered in dirt and pus and blood and guts and yolk and yucky stuff.
Misty: TOGEPI!! All right! Who the hell did this?
Celie/Nancy: She did.
Jade: ME?! But... I didn't d- OGE!
Misty: AAAAH!!!!!!! [she starts beating and kicking Jade]
Celie: Actually, it wasn't Jade at all. It was Nancy.
Nancy: It was Celie!
Ash: Oh boy! How are they gonna get out of this one?
Misty: Oh! Togepi!
Girls: Togepi?
Ash: ...epi?
Misty: Oh Togepi! You're all right! Where have you been?
Nancy: But I thought...
Celie: And I saw...
Jade: What's that bloody massacre over there, then?
Celie: Beats me.
Nancy: [twirls her hair]
Jade: I'm hungry.
All: Me too, yeah, let's eat etc.
[Our friends go to a nearby McDonalds]
Nancy: I think I want a Number... 2.
Ash: Me too.
Celie: I want a number 1. What do you think Jade wants?
Nancy: A Happy meal.
Jade: [running in] You guys! Guess what!
Nancy: What?
Jade: My Magikarp leaned splash!
Celie: That's super! What do you want?
Jade: I want a happy meal! I hope I get one of those mini Meow Chi's! Where's Ash and Misty?
Celie: They went to the bathroom. They are ordering seperate.
[at a table]
Jade: Yes! I got a Meow-Chi! What did you get, Nancy?
Nancy: I didn't get a toy. I got a value meal.
Jade: What about you, Celie? I want to see my Meow-Chi interact with other Pet friends!
Celie: I got a value meal, too, Jade.
Jade: Ash? Misty? Did you get any great toys that we can play with together?
Misty: Nope.
Ash: Nuh uh.
Jade: Man! You guys sure do suck!