[we find our friends playing in a Sex Shoppe, but they quickly leave to go to bed]
[The next morning, our friends wake up to a hideous monsters that claims his name was Tim]

Nancy: [screams]

Celie: What? [screams]

Jade: Huh? What? [screams]

Ash: Eh? Huh? What? [screams]

Misty: Hmm? [shouts]

Tim: Hi, big guy! [laughs like a fag]

Misty: Ahhh!!!! Hold me, Jade!

Jade: Sure thing, baby! [hugs Misty]

Nancy: O, the horror!

Celie: [runs in circles]

Tim: [kicks a golf ball around and laughs like a fag]

Ash: Now I will attempt to beat you up! [walks towards the fag]

Tim: [laughs like a fag and then faints]

Ash: WA! [faints as white ooze pours from his panty liner]

Nancy: Sperm!

Jade: Like, EW! [sprays with Sperm-B-Gone] Tada!

Celie: But I liked it there!

Nancy: Me too, biznitchlez! [sprays with Sperm-Cum-Back] Yay!

Celie: [leaps]

Jade: [vomits]

Celie: Like that wasn't SO nice.

Nancy: TOTALLY.

Misty: Gnarly!

Nancy: THWACK!

Misty: Hmm?

Voice: It is your, yes YOUR quest, or whatever, to tell me just what 'THWACK' means.

Celie: thwack [2] (noun)

First appeared 1587

: a heavy blow : WHACK; also : the sound of or as if of such a blow

Voice: Dumbass! It was the readers quest!

Celie: [cries]

Voice: Cheer up, now.

Celie: Umkay!

[our friends venture off into the woods and then they come to a mysterious town with a purple sky]

Jade: Oh my fricken god!