[our friends venture off into the woods and then they come to a mysterious town with a purple sky]
Jade: Oh my fricken god!
Nancy: Oh my fricken what?
Jade: GOD.
Celie: Huh?
Jade: Jesus Christ you guys! God!
Celie: Where?
Jade: Over there.
Nancy: You saw God?
Jade: Yup
Nancy: From whence?!
Jade: [turns into a wench]
Nancy: Look! Celie! She's a wench!
Celie: Well if that isn't the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Jade: [turns into a Magikarp]
Celie: Oh! ew! [kicks]
Jade: [turns into a disgusting looking little lesbian]
Nancy: Aw! She's back to normal!
Jade: I'm not a lesbian!
Misty: But Ash is!
Jade: Oh hot mama! [runs over to Ash] Want to feel my Pokeballs?
Ash: Yes.
Jade: GREAT... well, this one I like to call Magikarp, 'cause it is one, you know? And this one here is empty. So is this one.
Ash: Like, omifuckinggosh! You have 3 Pokeballs?
Jade: Dude! I have 6!
Ash: WA! [faints]
Nancy: Look, homosexuals! I got a new CD!
Misty: Really? What is it!
Nancy: A CD!!!
Celie: Duh, freak. Like, a Compact Disk, you know?
Misty: Oh! [giggles]
Celie: I'd like to go to a whorehouse.
Jade: Why ever would you want to perform such a feat?
Celie: To see if they have a fax machine.
Nancy: Like the French Prostitutes?
Jade: Dude, it's not like they are a company. You don't need to capitalize their name.
[rewind]
Nancy: Like the french prostitutes?
Jade: Yes!
Celie: [smilies politely]
Jade: Cool! [fondles her Meow-Chi]
Nancy: Let's tickle each other!
Celie: Ok!
Misty: I want to be tickled! [lifts up her arms and runs about]
Nancy: Stop it! Someone stop her! Jade! Stop her! She's running about!
Jade: [screams]
Celie: [runs about]
Nancy: She infected Celie!
Jade: Nooo!!!
Ash: [runs around]
Jade: Phew! We were 3 letters away from losing him!
Ash: [runs abound]
Nancy: How freaky!
Ash: [runs abount]
Jade: What's he doing?!
Nancy: It seems as if he's running abount!
Jade: That's not even a word!
Ash: [runs about]
Jade/Nancy: [let out a blood curdling scream and start running about]
Jade: Oh my fricken god!
Nancy: Oh my fricken what?
Jade: GOD.
Celie: Huh?
Jade: Jesus Christ you guys! God!
Celie: Where?
Jade: Over there.
Nancy: You saw God?
Jade: Yup
Nancy: From whence?!
Jade: [turns into a wench]
Nancy: Look! Celie! She's a wench!
Celie: Well if that isn't the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Jade: [turns into a Magikarp]
Celie: Oh! ew! [kicks]
Jade: [turns into a disgusting looking little lesbian]
Nancy: Aw! She's back to normal!
Jade: I'm not a lesbian!
Misty: But Ash is!
Jade: Oh hot mama! [runs over to Ash] Want to feel my Pokeballs?
Ash: Yes.
Jade: GREAT... well, this one I like to call Magikarp, 'cause it is one, you know? And this one here is empty. So is this one.
Ash: Like, omifuckinggosh! You have 3 Pokeballs?
Jade: Dude! I have 6!
Ash: WA! [faints]
Nancy: Look, homosexuals! I got a new CD!
Misty: Really? What is it!
Nancy: A CD!!!
Celie: Duh, freak. Like, a Compact Disk, you know?
Misty: Oh! [giggles]
Celie: I'd like to go to a whorehouse.
Jade: Why ever would you want to perform such a feat?
Celie: To see if they have a fax machine.
Nancy: Like the French Prostitutes?
Jade: Dude, it's not like they are a company. You don't need to capitalize their name.
[rewind]
Nancy: Like the french prostitutes?
Jade: Yes!
Celie: [smilies politely]
Jade: Cool! [fondles her Meow-Chi]
Nancy: Let's tickle each other!
Celie: Ok!
Misty: I want to be tickled! [lifts up her arms and runs about]
Nancy: Stop it! Someone stop her! Jade! Stop her! She's running about!
Jade: [screams]
Celie: [runs about]
Nancy: She infected Celie!
Jade: Nooo!!!
Ash: [runs around]
Jade: Phew! We were 3 letters away from losing him!
Ash: [runs abound]
Nancy: How freaky!
Ash: [runs abount]
Jade: What's he doing?!
Nancy: It seems as if he's running abount!
Jade: That's not even a word!
Ash: [runs about]
Jade/Nancy: [let out a blood curdling scream and start running about]