[As our friends wake up from passing out, they find themselves in a field of puppies, and hair chunks is falling from the sky]
Nancy: 'fros! 'Fro's woke us up!
Jade: And in a field of puppies, nonetheless!
Celie: Look at my mouth! It seems as if I ate a puppy!
Nancy: You bitch!
Voices: [giggle in high gigglish voices]
Jade: What was that?
Celie: The Fluffkins... that's what they call the puppies arund here. They're laughing because I'M a bitch! They call me Celie, the Bitch of the North!
Jade: But you're from Texas, and they are all in the south... all dirty. I've never heard of a northern Texan before!
Celie: Only bad Texans are dirty. The Fliffkins are happy because you freed them from the Wicked Bitch of the East!
Jade: What state would that be?
Celie: Washington!
Jade: But that's in the west!
Celie: I don't care, freak. It's still Washington.
Stephanie: Freed me from them, you didn't! [cackles]
All: [gasp] The Wicked Bitch of the East!
Celie: Oh no you don't! [smacks Stephanie with her cheap 25 cent wand] Let the joyous news be spread, The Wicked Old Bitch at last is dead!
Stephanie: I'm not dead! [kneels down as a puppy licks her lashing]
Large Dog: [to Jade] As Mayor of the Fluffkin City, In the County of the Land of Pokemon, I welcome you most regally.
Puppy: But we've got to verify it legally, to see
Jade: Oh dear God!
Celie: It's ok! They just like to talk sometimes!
Kristin: Who killed my sister? Who killed the Bitch of the East? Was it you?
Stephanie: I'm not dead!
Jade: Who's that?
Celie: That's the Bitchiest of them all. I suggest you stay clear of her. She's the Wicked Bitch of the West!
Jade: From 'witch' state? [chuckles]
Celie: [whacks Jade with her wand] She's from Washington, too.
Jade: But I thought-
Celie: She's FROM Washington, OKAAY?
Jade: [nods]
Kristin: The slippers! That's what I came for!
Jade: [inspects her feet] Wow! I didn't know I owned a pair of Pikachu slippers!
Celie: It's too late! There they are, and there they'll stay!
Kristin: Give me back my slippers! I'm the only one that knows how to use them. They're of no use to you. Give them back to me. Give them back!
Celie: Oh, rubbish! You have no power here. Be gone before somebody drops a house on you, too!
Kristin: Very well, I'll bide my time - and as for you, my fine lady. It's true I can't attend to you here and now as I'd like, but just try to stay out of my way - just try! I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
Jade: I don't have a dog. Actually, at home I do, but you wouldn't want her. She has cysts all over. It's pretty nasty. I do have a flawless Magikarp, though! It's really really cool!
Kristin: All right then! I hope I don't find you, or else I'll have to have too much fun with you! [cackles] Stephanie! Come! [a puff of smoke comes around and they disappear]
Jade: Oh, I'd give anything to get of this Pokemon world altogether, but - which is the way back to Atlas? I can't go the way I came.
Celie: No, that's true. The only person who might know would be the great and wonderful Tito of Bremerton himself.
Jade: Tito of Bremerton? Is he good or is he wicked?
Celie: Oh, very good, but very mysterious. He lives in the Emerald City and that's a long journey from here.
Jade: The Emerald city... isn't that Seattle? I thought he was the Tito of Bremerton.
Celie: Oh, achike! The Emerald City is where he resides at the time. You must be quick before he heads back to Bremerton, or else you might have to stop by his own house! [shakes disgusted] Did you bring your Nelly Furtado CD with you?
Jade: No, I'm afraid I didn't.
Celie: Then you'll have to find another treasure to get him. The Fluffkins will show you and your friends to the border of Fluffkin land. By golly, where are your friends?
Jade: I don't know. 'Prolly off sleeping somewhere. How do I get to the Emerald City from here?
Celie: Follow the path of the yellow bread road. You'll see that you'll get there from the bread crumbs.
Jade: But it seems-
Celie: Just follow the yellow bread road. [she flies off]
Jade: BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE ATE IT!! My oh my... people come and go so quickly around here! Now, where are those friends of mine?
Nancy: 'fros! 'Fro's woke us up!
Jade: And in a field of puppies, nonetheless!
Celie: Look at my mouth! It seems as if I ate a puppy!
Nancy: You bitch!
Voices: [giggle in high gigglish voices]
Jade: What was that?
Celie: The Fluffkins... that's what they call the puppies arund here. They're laughing because I'M a bitch! They call me Celie, the Bitch of the North!
Jade: But you're from Texas, and they are all in the south... all dirty. I've never heard of a northern Texan before!
Celie: Only bad Texans are dirty. The Fliffkins are happy because you freed them from the Wicked Bitch of the East!
Jade: What state would that be?
Celie: Washington!
Jade: But that's in the west!
Celie: I don't care, freak. It's still Washington.
Stephanie: Freed me from them, you didn't! [cackles]
All: [gasp] The Wicked Bitch of the East!
Celie: Oh no you don't! [smacks Stephanie with her cheap 25 cent wand] Let the joyous news be spread, The Wicked Old Bitch at last is dead!
Stephanie: I'm not dead! [kneels down as a puppy licks her lashing]
Large Dog: [to Jade] As Mayor of the Fluffkin City, In the County of the Land of Pokemon, I welcome you most regally.
Puppy: But we've got to verify it legally, to see
Jade: Oh dear God!
Celie: It's ok! They just like to talk sometimes!
Kristin: Who killed my sister? Who killed the Bitch of the East? Was it you?
Stephanie: I'm not dead!
Jade: Who's that?
Celie: That's the Bitchiest of them all. I suggest you stay clear of her. She's the Wicked Bitch of the West!
Jade: From 'witch' state? [chuckles]
Celie: [whacks Jade with her wand] She's from Washington, too.
Jade: But I thought-
Celie: She's FROM Washington, OKAAY?
Jade: [nods]
Kristin: The slippers! That's what I came for!
Jade: [inspects her feet] Wow! I didn't know I owned a pair of Pikachu slippers!
Celie: It's too late! There they are, and there they'll stay!
Kristin: Give me back my slippers! I'm the only one that knows how to use them. They're of no use to you. Give them back to me. Give them back!
Celie: Oh, rubbish! You have no power here. Be gone before somebody drops a house on you, too!
Kristin: Very well, I'll bide my time - and as for you, my fine lady. It's true I can't attend to you here and now as I'd like, but just try to stay out of my way - just try! I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
Jade: I don't have a dog. Actually, at home I do, but you wouldn't want her. She has cysts all over. It's pretty nasty. I do have a flawless Magikarp, though! It's really really cool!
Kristin: All right then! I hope I don't find you, or else I'll have to have too much fun with you! [cackles] Stephanie! Come! [a puff of smoke comes around and they disappear]
Jade: Oh, I'd give anything to get of this Pokemon world altogether, but - which is the way back to Atlas? I can't go the way I came.
Celie: No, that's true. The only person who might know would be the great and wonderful Tito of Bremerton himself.
Jade: Tito of Bremerton? Is he good or is he wicked?
Celie: Oh, very good, but very mysterious. He lives in the Emerald City and that's a long journey from here.
Jade: The Emerald city... isn't that Seattle? I thought he was the Tito of Bremerton.
Celie: Oh, achike! The Emerald City is where he resides at the time. You must be quick before he heads back to Bremerton, or else you might have to stop by his own house! [shakes disgusted] Did you bring your Nelly Furtado CD with you?
Jade: No, I'm afraid I didn't.
Celie: Then you'll have to find another treasure to get him. The Fluffkins will show you and your friends to the border of Fluffkin land. By golly, where are your friends?
Jade: I don't know. 'Prolly off sleeping somewhere. How do I get to the Emerald City from here?
Celie: Follow the path of the yellow bread road. You'll see that you'll get there from the bread crumbs.
Jade: But it seems-
Celie: Just follow the yellow bread road. [she flies off]
Jade: BUT IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE ATE IT!! My oh my... people come and go so quickly around here! Now, where are those friends of mine?