[Jade goes down a random path until she find Pikachu and Togepi stuck up a tree.]
Jade: Hey! Where are your owners? Well, that's silly of me. Of course they don't talk. Come, you two. You can help me find my friends.
Person: I know where your friends are!
Jade: Who was that?
Pikachu: Pika pika!! [points to a person in a corn field]
Jade: Pikachu, don't be silly! Ugly bums can't talk!
Person: No! It's me, Nancy!
Jade: Nancy! Where are the rest of you people?
Nancy: Well, Celie flew off somewhere, but I don't know where the others are.
Jade: Weird...
Nancy: While I was waiting for you, I was trying to scare away those Spearow that keep pecking at me. I run and scream at them and they don't stop!
Jade: Ohh! If you even just showed your face in Atlas, birds would be scared to pieces!
Nancy: They would?
Jade: Yes!
Nancy: Where's Atlas?
Jade: That's where I live, in Michigan. And I want to get back there so badly, I'm going all the way to the Emerald City to get Tito of Bremerton to help me.
Nancy: You're going to the Emerald City to see Tito of Bremerton?
Jade: Oh, don't get me started. Theirs logic somewhere in it.
Nancy: Do you think if I went to see Tito, he'd give me some lovin'?
Jade: I couldn't say... but even if he didn't, you'd be no worse off than you are now.
Nancy: Yes, that's true.
Jade: But maybe you'd better not. I've got some bitches mad at me, and you might get into trouble.
Nancy: Bitch? Ha! I'm not afraid of any bitch! After all, I have to deal with Celie every day! I'm ammuned to it, practically.
Jade: I don't blame you for that.
Nancy: But I'd face a whole lot of them for a chance to get some of that Tito.. mmm hmm. Look, I won't be any trouble, because I don't eat a thing, and I won't try to manage things, because I'm, well, dumb. Won't you take me with you?
Jade: Of course I will. I was gonna let you anyhow since you've been with me from the start, so...
Nancy: Hooray! We're off the see my lover!
Jade: Oh, well... you're not starting out very well. Don't call him your lover.
Nancy: Oh, I'll try! Really, I will!
Jade: To Seattle?
Nancy: To Seattle!
[Jade and Nancy end up in a field of cow-like Pokemon.]
Jade: Look at all of these cute cow Pokemon!
[the cows suddenly flip up their tails]
Jade: Oh! Assholes! [she sticks her hand in]
Cow: Ouch! What do you think you're doing?
Jade: We've been walking a long way, and I was hungry, and- did you say something?
Cow: Well, how would you like to have someone come along and put their hand inside of you?
Nancy: Well, if it were Tito... [stares blanky into space]
Jade: Oh dear! I keep forgetting I'm not in Atlas.
Nancy: Come along, Jade! You don't want any of THOSE assholes! Hmph!
Cow: Are you implying that my asshole isn't what it ought to be?
Nancy: Oh, no! It's just that she doesn't like little green worms!
Cow: I'm taking medication!
Nancy: Let's get out of here!
Jade: Why, it's a boy! A boy who's awful thin! Is he trying to speak?
Nancy: He looks traumatized. Why, it's Ash!
Jade: Are you trying to speak?
Nancy: Let's try this scolding hot oil!
Ash: OUCH! You bitch!
Nancy: Celie's the bitch!
Ash: Where's my Pikachu?
Jade: Around here somewhere. How did you getlike this?
Ash: Well, about an hour ago, I was chopping that tree whenit suddenly began to rain. I got all wet and my clothes were see through!
Nancy: How dirty!
Ash: And right in the middle of a chop, a man came up to me and raped my from behind!
Jade: Well, that's just perky.
Ash: Perky? Bang on my hooha! Show me that I'M perky. Go on, bang on it!
Nancy: Beautiful! How squishy!
Ash: It's flaccid. The rapist forgot to use a condom.
Jade/Nancy: No condom?!
Ash: No condom. All meaty. [breaks out in song] When a mans thing is-
Jade: That's enough. Are you all right?
Ash: I'm afraid I'm a bit homosexual.
Jade: Oh, dear. That was wonderful! You know, we were just wondering
why you couldn't come with us to the Emerald City
to ask Tito of Bremerton for a Playgirl!
Ash: Do you suppose Tito would give me one when we got there?
Jade: Oh, but he will! He must! We've come a long way already.
Kristin: [appearing on top of an old shack] You call that long? Why, you've just begun! Helping the little lady along, are you, my fine specimen? Well, stay away from her!
or I'll make a bitch out of you! And you! I'll use you for a straight porn site!
Here, Nancy! Want to play 'Bitch'? [she throws an electronic pocket game to Nancy]
Nancy: Why, thank you! [plays and gets really into it] Oh! Look out! I'm burning! I'm burning! Oh! [the game explodes] I'm not afraid of her! I'll get you safely to Tito now, wether I get my sex or not! Make a bitch out of me! HA!
Ash: And I'll follow along. Playgirl or not, I'll be behind you 100%!
Jade: Oh! You guys are the bestest of friends a gal could ever have! And it's funny.. but I feel like I've known you two for the longest time... but I couldn't have, could I?
Nancy: Umm... you've known me for quite some time, Jade.
Ash: And me for a little shorter time, but all in good fun!
Jade: Well, at least we're together now, and that's the important thing, isn't it?
Nancy: Yes, Miss Corny Jade. Let's go!
Ash: To Seattle?
Nancy: To Seattle!
Jade: Hey! Where are your owners? Well, that's silly of me. Of course they don't talk. Come, you two. You can help me find my friends.
Person: I know where your friends are!
Jade: Who was that?
Pikachu: Pika pika!! [points to a person in a corn field]
Jade: Pikachu, don't be silly! Ugly bums can't talk!
Person: No! It's me, Nancy!
Jade: Nancy! Where are the rest of you people?
Nancy: Well, Celie flew off somewhere, but I don't know where the others are.
Jade: Weird...
Nancy: While I was waiting for you, I was trying to scare away those Spearow that keep pecking at me. I run and scream at them and they don't stop!
Jade: Ohh! If you even just showed your face in Atlas, birds would be scared to pieces!
Nancy: They would?
Jade: Yes!
Nancy: Where's Atlas?
Jade: That's where I live, in Michigan. And I want to get back there so badly, I'm going all the way to the Emerald City to get Tito of Bremerton to help me.
Nancy: You're going to the Emerald City to see Tito of Bremerton?
Jade: Oh, don't get me started. Theirs logic somewhere in it.
Nancy: Do you think if I went to see Tito, he'd give me some lovin'?
Jade: I couldn't say... but even if he didn't, you'd be no worse off than you are now.
Nancy: Yes, that's true.
Jade: But maybe you'd better not. I've got some bitches mad at me, and you might get into trouble.
Nancy: Bitch? Ha! I'm not afraid of any bitch! After all, I have to deal with Celie every day! I'm ammuned to it, practically.
Jade: I don't blame you for that.
Nancy: But I'd face a whole lot of them for a chance to get some of that Tito.. mmm hmm. Look, I won't be any trouble, because I don't eat a thing, and I won't try to manage things, because I'm, well, dumb. Won't you take me with you?
Jade: Of course I will. I was gonna let you anyhow since you've been with me from the start, so...
Nancy: Hooray! We're off the see my lover!
Jade: Oh, well... you're not starting out very well. Don't call him your lover.
Nancy: Oh, I'll try! Really, I will!
Jade: To Seattle?
Nancy: To Seattle!
[Jade and Nancy end up in a field of cow-like Pokemon.]
Jade: Look at all of these cute cow Pokemon!
[the cows suddenly flip up their tails]
Jade: Oh! Assholes! [she sticks her hand in]
Cow: Ouch! What do you think you're doing?
Jade: We've been walking a long way, and I was hungry, and- did you say something?
Cow: Well, how would you like to have someone come along and put their hand inside of you?
Nancy: Well, if it were Tito... [stares blanky into space]
Jade: Oh dear! I keep forgetting I'm not in Atlas.
Nancy: Come along, Jade! You don't want any of THOSE assholes! Hmph!
Cow: Are you implying that my asshole isn't what it ought to be?
Nancy: Oh, no! It's just that she doesn't like little green worms!
Cow: I'm taking medication!
Nancy: Let's get out of here!
Jade: Why, it's a boy! A boy who's awful thin! Is he trying to speak?
Nancy: He looks traumatized. Why, it's Ash!
Jade: Are you trying to speak?
Nancy: Let's try this scolding hot oil!
Ash: OUCH! You bitch!
Nancy: Celie's the bitch!
Ash: Where's my Pikachu?
Jade: Around here somewhere. How did you getlike this?
Ash: Well, about an hour ago, I was chopping that tree whenit suddenly began to rain. I got all wet and my clothes were see through!
Nancy: How dirty!
Ash: And right in the middle of a chop, a man came up to me and raped my from behind!
Jade: Well, that's just perky.
Ash: Perky? Bang on my hooha! Show me that I'M perky. Go on, bang on it!
Nancy: Beautiful! How squishy!
Ash: It's flaccid. The rapist forgot to use a condom.
Jade/Nancy: No condom?!
Ash: No condom. All meaty. [breaks out in song] When a mans thing is-
Jade: That's enough. Are you all right?
Ash: I'm afraid I'm a bit homosexual.
Jade: Oh, dear. That was wonderful! You know, we were just wondering
why you couldn't come with us to the Emerald City
to ask Tito of Bremerton for a Playgirl!
Ash: Do you suppose Tito would give me one when we got there?
Jade: Oh, but he will! He must! We've come a long way already.
Kristin: [appearing on top of an old shack] You call that long? Why, you've just begun! Helping the little lady along, are you, my fine specimen? Well, stay away from her!
or I'll make a bitch out of you! And you! I'll use you for a straight porn site!
Here, Nancy! Want to play 'Bitch'? [she throws an electronic pocket game to Nancy]
Nancy: Why, thank you! [plays and gets really into it] Oh! Look out! I'm burning! I'm burning! Oh! [the game explodes] I'm not afraid of her! I'll get you safely to Tito now, wether I get my sex or not! Make a bitch out of me! HA!
Ash: And I'll follow along. Playgirl or not, I'll be behind you 100%!
Jade: Oh! You guys are the bestest of friends a gal could ever have! And it's funny.. but I feel like I've known you two for the longest time... but I couldn't have, could I?
Nancy: Umm... you've known me for quite some time, Jade.
Ash: And me for a little shorter time, but all in good fun!
Jade: Well, at least we're together now, and that's the important thing, isn't it?
Nancy: Yes, Miss Corny Jade. Let's go!
Ash: To Seattle?
Nancy: To Seattle!