[We find our friends walking in a forest at night time.]
Jade: I don't like this forest! It's dark, and it's creepy!
Nancy: Of course, I don't know, but I think it'll get darker before it gets lighter!
Jade: D-d-d-d-dddddooo you s-s-s-s-ssssup-p-p-ppose w-w-w-we'll run into some w-w-w-wild animals?
Nancy: We might. Also sick perverted menBR
Jade: Oh... [frowns]
Ash: Men that like it... raw?
Nancy: We might, but mostly Persians and Misty and Persians.
Jade: Persians! [coos]
Ash: And Men?
Nancy: And Misty!
All: Oh my! [they all chant 'Persians and Misty's and Persians, oh my!']
Misty: HUA! Which one of you will battle first? I'll battle all three of you, if you want! I'll fight you with my hands tied behind my back! I'll battle ya standing on one foot! I'll fight you with my eyes closed!... oh, putting that Pikachu on ME, eh? Sneakin' up on me, eh? Why?
Ash: Misty! Join us!
Misty: Scared, huh? AFRAID, eh? How long can you stay fresh and that thin? Come on, let's battle! You shivvering anorexic! Put your hands up, you filthy little girl! You Pikachu-Slippered beast!
Jade: I'm still wearing these? Why, I should put these away. Look what I bought at the PokeMart!
Ash: Wow! Ruby Slippers!
Jade: Yeah! Actually, they are made out of sequins, but oh well!
Nancy: Ash, go over there and get Misty.
Ash: Why can't you go her?
Nancy: You've known her longer! I hardly know her!
Misty: That's ok! I'll pick one of you! [she chases her Togepi around]
Jade: [slaps Misty] Shame on you!
Misty: What did you do that for? I didn't bite 'em!
Jade: No, but you tried to! It's bad enough picking on a gay boy, but when you go around picking onyour own Pokemon!
Misty: Well, you didn't need to go and hit me, did you? I forgot all about you three... and my Togepi! Where's my dear Togepi? Is my nose bleeding?
Jade: Well, of course not.
Misty: [starts bauling]
Jade: What a fuss you're making! Well, naturally when you go around picking on things weaker than you are. Why, you're nothing but a great big Pokemon Nothing!
Misty: You're right, I AM nothing! I've got no good looks at all! I use these tight pants to get Ash in that special mood... but now he's all gay and stuff, and I've got no one to look down on! All of my sisters are all famous and pretty! Look at the bags under my eyes! I haven't slept in days!
Jade: Why don't you try counting that one sheep pokemon! [giggles at the thought of cute sheep]
Misty: That doesn't do any good! I'm a water Pokemon trainer!
Jade: Hmm... do you guys think Tito might be able to help her, too?
Nancy: I don't see why not. Why don't you come along with us?
Jade: Yeah! They are getting dirty magazines and sex! I'll sure he can get you some sedatives!
Misty: Well, wouldn't you feel degraded to be seen in the company of a Pokemon Nothing? I would.
Jade: Aw! No, of course not!
Misty: Well, that's awful nice of you. My life has been simply unbearable!
Jade: Well, it's all right now. Tito will fix everything!
Misty: It's been so long... I've gotta tell you how I feel...
Jade: Some other time. We've got Tito to persue!
[Finally, as a whole group... with the absense of Celie, our friends are finally on the road to the Emerald City.]
Jade: The's Seattle! The Emerald City! Oh, we're almost there at last! He must be some wonderful person to live in a gorgeous city like that!
Misty: Well, come on! What are we waiting for?
Ash: Nothing! Let's skip!
Jade: Okay!... ahh. What's this? I can't run anymore. I'm so.. sleepy. [she falls]
Ash: WA! [faints]
Misty: You guys! Get up! Oh... oh boy. [falls]
Nancy: What's wrong with you people? before I fall I'm gonna go lay down next to... oh! [falls]
[more hair falls from the Sky]
Nancy: [waking up] Oh! It's 'froing again! The Fro's! The glorious Fro's!
Misty: Unusual weather we're having, aint it?
Jade: Let's go! We're almost to the Emerald City!
[they arrive at the door of some tall green building]
Man: Who rang that bell?
Jade: I did!
Man: Can't you read?
Nancy: No.
Jade: Read what?
Man: The notice!
Jade: What notice?
Man: It's on the door as plain as the nose on my face! See?
Jade: Oh! It's carved in... but it's in Japanese!
Man: For heaven sake! it reads 'Bell out of Order. Please knock'
Jade: Oh, for Christ sake! [she kicks the door in]
Man: State your business.
Jade: We want to see Tito.
Man: Tito? The Great and Powerful? Do you have an appointment?
Jade: I'm afraid not.... but the Bitch of the North sent me!
Man: .. of the North? Prove it!
Jade: ... umm... her name is Celie?
Man: So it is! Well, why didn't you say so?! That's a Horsie of a different color! Come on in!
Jade: I don't like this forest! It's dark, and it's creepy!
Nancy: Of course, I don't know, but I think it'll get darker before it gets lighter!
Jade: D-d-d-d-dddddooo you s-s-s-s-ssssup-p-p-ppose w-w-w-we'll run into some w-w-w-wild animals?
Nancy: We might. Also sick perverted menBR
Jade: Oh... [frowns]
Ash: Men that like it... raw?
Nancy: We might, but mostly Persians and Misty and Persians.
Jade: Persians! [coos]
Ash: And Men?
Nancy: And Misty!
All: Oh my! [they all chant 'Persians and Misty's and Persians, oh my!']
Misty: HUA! Which one of you will battle first? I'll battle all three of you, if you want! I'll fight you with my hands tied behind my back! I'll battle ya standing on one foot! I'll fight you with my eyes closed!... oh, putting that Pikachu on ME, eh? Sneakin' up on me, eh? Why?
Ash: Misty! Join us!
Misty: Scared, huh? AFRAID, eh? How long can you stay fresh and that thin? Come on, let's battle! You shivvering anorexic! Put your hands up, you filthy little girl! You Pikachu-Slippered beast!
Jade: I'm still wearing these? Why, I should put these away. Look what I bought at the PokeMart!
Ash: Wow! Ruby Slippers!
Jade: Yeah! Actually, they are made out of sequins, but oh well!
Nancy: Ash, go over there and get Misty.
Ash: Why can't you go her?
Nancy: You've known her longer! I hardly know her!
Misty: That's ok! I'll pick one of you! [she chases her Togepi around]
Jade: [slaps Misty] Shame on you!
Misty: What did you do that for? I didn't bite 'em!
Jade: No, but you tried to! It's bad enough picking on a gay boy, but when you go around picking onyour own Pokemon!
Misty: Well, you didn't need to go and hit me, did you? I forgot all about you three... and my Togepi! Where's my dear Togepi? Is my nose bleeding?
Jade: Well, of course not.
Misty: [starts bauling]
Jade: What a fuss you're making! Well, naturally when you go around picking on things weaker than you are. Why, you're nothing but a great big Pokemon Nothing!
Misty: You're right, I AM nothing! I've got no good looks at all! I use these tight pants to get Ash in that special mood... but now he's all gay and stuff, and I've got no one to look down on! All of my sisters are all famous and pretty! Look at the bags under my eyes! I haven't slept in days!
Jade: Why don't you try counting that one sheep pokemon! [giggles at the thought of cute sheep]
Misty: That doesn't do any good! I'm a water Pokemon trainer!
Jade: Hmm... do you guys think Tito might be able to help her, too?
Nancy: I don't see why not. Why don't you come along with us?
Jade: Yeah! They are getting dirty magazines and sex! I'll sure he can get you some sedatives!
Misty: Well, wouldn't you feel degraded to be seen in the company of a Pokemon Nothing? I would.
Jade: Aw! No, of course not!
Misty: Well, that's awful nice of you. My life has been simply unbearable!
Jade: Well, it's all right now. Tito will fix everything!
Misty: It's been so long... I've gotta tell you how I feel...
Jade: Some other time. We've got Tito to persue!
[Finally, as a whole group... with the absense of Celie, our friends are finally on the road to the Emerald City.]
Jade: The's Seattle! The Emerald City! Oh, we're almost there at last! He must be some wonderful person to live in a gorgeous city like that!
Misty: Well, come on! What are we waiting for?
Ash: Nothing! Let's skip!
Jade: Okay!... ahh. What's this? I can't run anymore. I'm so.. sleepy. [she falls]
Ash: WA! [faints]
Misty: You guys! Get up! Oh... oh boy. [falls]
Nancy: What's wrong with you people? before I fall I'm gonna go lay down next to... oh! [falls]
[more hair falls from the Sky]
Nancy: [waking up] Oh! It's 'froing again! The Fro's! The glorious Fro's!
Misty: Unusual weather we're having, aint it?
Jade: Let's go! We're almost to the Emerald City!
[they arrive at the door of some tall green building]
Man: Who rang that bell?
Jade: I did!
Man: Can't you read?
Nancy: No.
Jade: Read what?
Man: The notice!
Jade: What notice?
Man: It's on the door as plain as the nose on my face! See?
Jade: Oh! It's carved in... but it's in Japanese!
Man: For heaven sake! it reads 'Bell out of Order. Please knock'
Jade: Oh, for Christ sake! [she kicks the door in]
Man: State your business.
Jade: We want to see Tito.
Man: Tito? The Great and Powerful? Do you have an appointment?
Jade: I'm afraid not.... but the Bitch of the North sent me!
Man: .. of the North? Prove it!
Jade: ... umm... her name is Celie?
Man: So it is! Well, why didn't you say so?! That's a Horsie of a different color! Come on in!