The cat came back the very next day

The Cat Came Back the Very Next Day *year*-- A sequel to The Love Bug

I just had to put this part in~ I really don't know why O.o It just came to me as such a good title~ So I had to write a ficcie!~

Legal stuffs: I don't own Gundam Wing~ I don't have $$ either~

Warnings: I didn't have the heart to kill Relena~ But there is still Relena bashing in here~ Beware~ Also OOC and shonen-ai~

Things come and go but some things stay and wont go away even if you want them to. Fortunately Heero and Duo have none of these nuisances in their lifeyet. We visit Heero and Duo on the very day of their anniversary, since we last left them. It seems that it has been one eventful year too. Heero and Duo have been having the time of their life, and much has changed to this day. Heero and Duo have moved to another house, to accommodate both of their needs. Duo had gotten Heero to change his wardrobe, as Duo had gotten tired of others ogling Heero as much as he did. Duo also tried to broaden Heero's vocabulary, but we assume that one year was not enough for that. But the love between the two has not lessened if not grown. Both were content when Heero discarded the last of his explosives and Duo expanded on his ahem toys. Alas, as we are about to witness, this state of happiness will soon be concluded and the start of another game shall begin.

We enter a scene where Heero and Duo are relaxing on a beach near their home. Most people have left, as it has become cold. Heero is admiring the sunset while Duo is admiring Heero. Snuggling closer to Heero, Duo said, Today's our anniversary remember?

Hai, I remember, Heero whispered cuddling Duo's face. Heero bent his lips towards Duo's. Omae o korosu.

I love you too, Duo managed to say before he welcomed the all too familiar lips and tongue. Kissing and making out on the beach, it's all so romantic, Duo thought. Like a dream

Duo wake up, came a gruff voice. Damn it was a dream, Duo thought waking up.

Why'd you have to wake me up Heero? I was just getting to the good part! Duo whined sleepily.

Yes, I was too, Heero said. But then I decided why have hentai dreams when I can have it for real?

Duo smiled. Heero was never the dreamer. Then why don't we pick up where my dream left off?

Sure why not? Heero grinned.

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DING DONG

Ignore it, Heero said pulling Duo back down, continuing with the foreplay.

DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG

Hn, who is that annoying baka? Heero growled regaining some of the old' expressions that Duo had taught to disappear.

Came the long high-pitched note. Almost immediately all the windows cracked and broke.

Cold air rushed in freezing Duo and Heero, ending any thing and everything that had started that morning.

What's she doing here so early?! And why did she have to pick today? Heero had suddenly produced his spandex and tank top, the ever-present yellow sneakers and multiple explosives.

Wha? I thought we got rid of all of those last year! Heero you better show me your whole stash! Turning to call out the now broken window Duo yelled, You better pay for these windows you baka! I hate Relena, I hate Relena Duo's mind said over and over.

The call came again.

Heero, take out all of you explosives. We're going to need them. Upon hearing this Heero did as told and soon a huge pile of gunpowder sat upon the bed.

We're going to have to go over that trust concept again later Heero. But right now lets save our butts!

Heero and Duo quickly threw all of the explosives out the window consequently landing on Relena.

No wait! There goes the lubricant! Duo yelled when Heero accidentally threw it out the window along with some explosives. Now I'm really going to kill her!

Hai. Omae o korosu, Heero said in a much different manner than in Duo's dream. Praying that this detonation button was actually the right one, Heero pressed it.

The explosion was huge and immediately enveloped the house. Don't worry Duo, Heero reassured, I will get us another house off my laptop. Then Heero realized the laptop no longer existed. No! NONONONONO! Heero wailed. My laptop Heero screamed, Relena you will die!

Heero, we just killed her. Lets run first so we can get out of this fire alive.

Heero pouted. There's no point to hacking without my laptop.

Yeah, well we have no point to living if we sit around in this fire!

Escaping Heero and Duo looked back at their house. How many have you blown up now Heero?

I want my laptop, Heero whined.

Now, now I'm sure its okay, we can just steal another one. Think of the good side. At least Relena

Heero! I found you! Come on your weddings tomorrow!

What were you going to say Duo? Heero said the glare replacing all the soft expressions he had bestowed on Duo.

Relena walked up to Heero attempting to drag him off. Heero moved towards Duo. You can't have him, Duo said contemptuously, trying to look into the fierce cat's eyes.

I'd like to see you try to keep me away, Relena growled back like a true lioness.

Heero ran, remembering yet another thing the old man had said. When the curse returns, the only thing to do is run and hope he who is worthy follows.

Duo ran after Heero. Relena ran after Duo. Reaching Wing Zero Heero and Duo jumped in. Heero quickly manipulated the controls and then took off, hopefully to never see the cat again.

OWARI~


C&C please!~ Greatly appreciated!~ C&C is wanted, needed and begged for~ Do sate this authors appetite for C&C!~

Chichi~

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Protector of Heero's one true love
Healer of Heero's wounds
Owner of the bathhouse in the Shinigami Temple
Proud member of the SACBHY
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