Hi

Here a little bit of humoristic short fanfic than I written in a hurry,
enjoy and don't take this seriously

traditional disclaimer: SM (C) Naoko Takeuchi, Kodansha Toei Dic CWi, Kent
is Kent Brockman a Simpsons character (C) FOX, Matt Groening and Kenny is a
South Park character (C) Comedy central
Matt Stone and Trey Parker

SMARTLINE

Announcer: With your host Kent Brockman.

Kent: Good evening everyone, tonight a shocking revelation! It's about the
Sailors Scouts who....(interrupted by Mars)

Mars: MARS FIRE.....Igni (interrupted by SM)

SM: Mars! Stop!

Mars: Why should I?

SM: It's wasn't his fault if you called you Sailor Scout

Mars: But.....(interrupted by SM)

SM: Kent wonder why you want to attack him

Raye: WE want to be called Sailor Senshi ok! Because of (censored) Andy
Hayward, we been confused with girl scouts!

Kent: Oh I see! But are you afraid to be called "Sailor Sushi" because some
folks confused you with sushi?

Mars(surprised, shocked, doing a teardrop): Uh...

Venus: He had a point there Mars!

Mercury: And besides we have more important things to say....

Jupiter:.....And it's about what's happened in the originals Japanese
episodes 45-46 when we fought Beryl!

Kent: What is it?

Moon: Well the truth is....we didn't died!

(complete silence around the studio for about 10 seconds)

Kent (shocked): WHAT?!?! But everyone see you dying in these episodes!

Mercury: We didn't died,....in fact it wasn't us who died! It's was our
stuntman!

Kent: Than who's is this guy?

Venus: Here he comes, he's from South Park, he's name Kenny!

(Kenny goes on the stage saluting on the same time)

Kent: Good evening Kenny! Tells me is it true than your was theirs stuntman?

Kenny: Mpmpmph!

Kent: But why!?!? Why you admit than you wasn't killed! And how can resist
to all this pain he received?

SM: Err...you see...uh....(interrupted by Kenny)

Kenny: Mphmphmhmhpmhpmhppmhpmhpmhpmphmppmhphm, mpmpmpmhm....(interrupted by
a rose who arrived on him and of course killed him)

Moon (who saw Tuxedo Mask) Tuxedo Mask!

Kent: You killed Kenny! You're bastard! Why?

Tuxedo Mask: Something saying the whole truth can be more painful than
lying!

Kent: Even with the SOS? the Save Our Sai...(interrupted by Jupiter's
Thunder shock)..AAARGH!!!!

Jupiter: That's not the same thing!

Kent: Ok! I see (speak to Tuxedo Mask) Tuxedo Mask! You throw roses with so
much precision.

Tuxedo Mask: Thank you Kent!

Kent: I have a question! Where have you been on the day of November 22, 1963?
In Dallas?

Tuxedo Mask: What do you mean?

Kent: You threw roses with so precision and....(interrupted by a rose who
almost hit him).... Well let's forgot this question (talk to the director
who asked why) I want to stay alive!! (to the audience) Next week the
subject will be....... how's Rini aka Chibi-Usa can have natural pink hairs?

the END/la FIN