[Jade and Nancy have returned to Tito]
Tito: Can I believe my eyes? Why have you come back?
Jade: Please, sir. We've done what you told us. We've brought you the keyboard of the Wicked Bitch of the West. He had her stabbed!
Tito: Oh, you blodded her, eh? Very resourceful...
Jade: Yes, sir. So we'd like you to keep your promise to us, if you please, sir.
Tito: Not so fast! I'll have to give the matter a little thought. Go away and come back tomorrow!
Jade: Tomorrow?! Oh, but I want to go home now!
Nancy: You've have plenty of time already!
Tito: Do not arouse the wrath of the Great and Powerful! I said come back tomorrow!
Jade: If you were really great and powerful, you'd keep your promises! You're a very bad man!
Tito: Do you presume to criticize Tito? You ungreatful creatures! But hey, now... weren't there four of you?
Jade: Oh, yes. But you see, sir, two of us have died in your all mighty quest.
Tito: Died, eh? Oh, boy. Hold on, now.... ok. Proceed to go on to behind that curtain.
Jade: [skips to the curtain and pulls it open] Oh! Ash! Misty! My great friends! I've missed you so, so much! Thank you, sir! Thank you so much! Now, if you please... I'd like to go home!
Tito: To Atlas? Oi.. Here! [he tosses a big black bag at the group] You'll find what you need right there.
Ash: A movie camera? What's this?
Tito: Why, anybody can have porno magazine. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the earth, or slinks through the smily seas can get a porno! Back where I come from, they have these things called movie sets. They shot many many great films there in my day, and animated stories of the best of adventures. When people come out, they are very famous, indeed. But of course, they have one think you havn't got- a tendancy to write pornography! Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Pornographic Movies Committeeatum E Pluribus Unum, I hereby confer you the honorary rank of Porn Star!
Ash: Porn Star?
Tito: the star of all that is pornographic!
Ash: Oh joy! Rapture! I've got it all! How can I ever thank you enough?
Tito: Well, you can't! As for you, my fine friend, you are a victim of insomnia. You are under the unfortunate delusion that simply because you run around screaming your head off, you can't seem to find a time to sleep! You are confusing drowsiness with tiredness, two very different things. Back where I come from, we have men and women who are called Test Subjects. Once a week they go into a lab and go to sleep and have tests done on them, and have the confidence that later next week, they can find a time to sleep even more, and they have no more tendancy to sleep than you have. But they have one thing you havn't got- Pepcid AC! Therefore, for meritorious conduct, extraordinary wakeness, and conspicuous alertness against evil bitches, I give you a Pharmacy. You are now a member of the Highly Illegal Docktours Legion of Sleeplessness!
Misty: Aw, shucks, folks! I'm speechless!
Tito: As for you, my horny sex obsessive friend, you want me! Well, you don't know how lucky you are not to have me. I could never be practical until I can make you hurt.
Nancy: Um... I still want you.
Tito: Back where I come from, there were woman, and men at that, who would throw themselves drooling over me. I can't say they didn't have any good reason not to, but you have no idea how it changed me. I can appear like I'd be super good in bed, and I'm not saying I'm not, but I'll always have a place to be and a time to be there, so I wouldn't be able to stick around. But these people, that we called disoriented, have one thing that you havn't got- a cardboard cut out of me! Therefor, in consideration of your obsession and intentions, I take pleasure at this time in presenting you with a small token of my affection and flatteredness. And remember, my sentimental friend, that a person is not judged my how much love they give, or the size of their hoohas, but by how much you are loved my others.
Nancy: Oh, thank you so much! But... not even one round?
Tito: No.
Ash: Look at my camera!
Misty: I got pills!
Jade: Oh, they are all wonderful.
Nancy: Hey, what about Jade?
Ash: Yeah! How about Jade?
Nancy: Jade next!
Jade: Oh, I don't think there's anything in that black bag for me.
Tito: Well, you force me into a cataclysmic decision. They only way to get Jade back to Atlas is for me to take her there myself!
Jade: Oh! Will you? Could you? Oh! Oh... but are you a clever enough man to manage it?
Tito: Child, you cut me to the quick! I am a young Atlas man myself, born and bred, in the heart of the western wilderness, premier of Carnical Company. Only, one day while performing spectacular feats, unfortunate phenomena occurred. The balloon failed to return to the fair.
Jade: Oh my! Weren't you frightened?
Tito: Frightened? You are talking to one who was laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrifried! Then suddenly, the wind changed and the balloon floated down into the heart of this rioting city, where I was instantaneously acclaimed Tito, the first of the Great and Powerful.
Jade: Oh!
Tito: Times being what they were, I accepted the job, retaining my balloon against the adventof a quick get-away! And in that balloon, my jollified Jade, you and I would have returned to the Land of E Pluribus Unum!
Jade: Would have?
Tito: Yes, my dear. You see, about a week ago, I tried to make my great escape, but the bottom of my basket was soiled, and I fell through as my balloon drifted off into nothing.
Jade: Then how do you suggest I get home?
Tito: As I said before, everything you need would have been found in that black bag!
Jade: Excuse me, sir, but I do believe it is empty!
Tito: But of course! Would you rather take yourself in this bag to Atlas full up with this and that?
Jade: Come again..?
Tito: With this bag, you can hop around and no matter where you go, you'll end up in your hearts desire. Your home!
Jade: How long do you speculate I'll be hopping?
Tito: You'll hop just enough!
Jade: But how long?
Tito: Long enough, my dear.
Nancy: Look! It's the wise Celie!
Celie: Just what do you think you're doing to these kids?
Tito: Celie! I didn't think I'd ever have to see your face again!
Celie: Jade! Have your friends throw all of their items into the bag! Hurry!
Jade: Um... I guess do what she said.
Celie: Now! throw it at Tito!
Tito: Wha- no! [the bag lands on him and all of the items start to explode]
Jade: Wow. But Celie... can you help me get back to Atlas?
Celie: Oh, Jade. You don't need to be helped any longer. You've always had to power to get back to Atlas.
Jade: I have?
Nancy: Then why didn't you tell her before?
Celie: Because she wouldn't have believed me. She had to learn it for herself. Now those magic slippers will take you home in two seconds?
Jade: Oh! Magikarp, too?
Celie: Actually... here's the thing. Please crack open the left Pikachu head on your slipper.
Jade: [she crack it open] Oh my frick! It's a Masterball!
Celie: That's right. That will help you get home, but you have no choice but to leave Magikarp here... in Seattle.
Jade: Like I care? I've got a master ball!
Celie: Give me the Masterball. I will take you to your home.
Jade: All right. [she offers the masterball to Celie]
Celie: Thank you, child. [she takes it]
Jade: Oh dear. It's going to be so hard to say goodbye. I love you all! Goodbye, Misty! I know you never got your chance to sleep, but just remember the wise words of Tito and I'm sure you'll do just fine.
Nancy: Thanks, Jade. I'll never forget you. I don't ever remembered being given an animated heart, but I know I've got one because it's breaking.
Jade: Oh, goodbye, Ash! You gave us quite a scare when you died in the Puget Sound. I'm gonna miss all of those gay things you did... and your petite anorexic body.
Ash: I don't think I would have found my true happiness in gay men if it haven't had been for you.
Jade: I think I'm gonna miss you most off all. I probably never would have made it through this crazy world without you.
Nancy: Yeah... we've been through some crazy times, eh? Oh, don't cry.
Jade: Well you started it! [they share a giggle]
Nancy: It's going to be so hard to go on without you.
Jade: Yeah... [she brushes the hair away from Nancy's face] I know. [they start going at it madly]
Ash: Oh boy! I think I'm changing again!
Celie: You two stop that! [she drags Jade over to the stage as Ash holds back Nancy] Are you ready to go now?
Jade: I think so. Bye Magikarp! Bye everyone. I'll never forget-
Celie: There we go [she zaps Jade into the Masterball] Here. [she opens the ball] Look! There's Jade at her house!
Jade: What the frolic! AH!!!
Celie: Let's give her the sky. [she closes the Pokeball, and the sky returns to the land of Atlas]
Nancy: Know what I just noticed?
Celie: What's that?
Nancy: Didn't we live in the same city as Jade?
Celie: Oh, shit...
[Jade is running through her house]
Jade: Mommy! Mom! I'm home!
Mommy: Oh, Jade! [they hug] Let's get you to bed.
Jade: What did you do to my room? And my clothes... and everything?!
Mommy: Oh, we had them all painted shades of black and white. We didn't know when you'd come back.
Jade: WA! [faints]
[Jade wakes up]
Mommy: Wake up, honey. Jade.. Jade.. JADE! Dear, it's your mommy, darling!
Jade: Oh, hi mommy.
Nancy: [leaning in the window holding pokemon dolls] Jade! Want to play Pokemon?
Celie: [running through the doors] Let's play with pokemon cards!
Kristin: [running around] I don't want any part of it!
Tito: [walking out of Jades closet] Hello, there.
Jade: you... you all! You were in my dream!
Celie: What dream?
Jade: Oh, it was a wonderful, beautiful dream! We were all in a Pokemon world and Seattle...
Nancy: That really happened.
Jade: Then why didn't Tito die?
Tito: I'm not gonna die in my own story, Jade. Psh!
Jade: Oh... yeah. That makes sense.
Mommy: It's good to have you back!
Jade: But wait... too much of this story was freakishly non realistic to be real.
Mommy: We don't live in the real world anymore, Jade.
Jade: Oh?
Mommy: No! We are all a part of Tito's imagination now!
Jade: Oh... but anyways, we're home! Home! And this is my room- and you're all here! And I'm not going to leave here, ever, ever again, because I love you all!
Mommy: Ohhh wait a minute! You're going to college, Missy!
Jade: I don't care! Oh, Mommy! There's no place like home!
Tito: Can I believe my eyes? Why have you come back?
Jade: Please, sir. We've done what you told us. We've brought you the keyboard of the Wicked Bitch of the West. He had her stabbed!
Tito: Oh, you blodded her, eh? Very resourceful...
Jade: Yes, sir. So we'd like you to keep your promise to us, if you please, sir.
Tito: Not so fast! I'll have to give the matter a little thought. Go away and come back tomorrow!
Jade: Tomorrow?! Oh, but I want to go home now!
Nancy: You've have plenty of time already!
Tito: Do not arouse the wrath of the Great and Powerful! I said come back tomorrow!
Jade: If you were really great and powerful, you'd keep your promises! You're a very bad man!
Tito: Do you presume to criticize Tito? You ungreatful creatures! But hey, now... weren't there four of you?
Jade: Oh, yes. But you see, sir, two of us have died in your all mighty quest.
Tito: Died, eh? Oh, boy. Hold on, now.... ok. Proceed to go on to behind that curtain.
Jade: [skips to the curtain and pulls it open] Oh! Ash! Misty! My great friends! I've missed you so, so much! Thank you, sir! Thank you so much! Now, if you please... I'd like to go home!
Tito: To Atlas? Oi.. Here! [he tosses a big black bag at the group] You'll find what you need right there.
Ash: A movie camera? What's this?
Tito: Why, anybody can have porno magazine. Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the earth, or slinks through the smily seas can get a porno! Back where I come from, they have these things called movie sets. They shot many many great films there in my day, and animated stories of the best of adventures. When people come out, they are very famous, indeed. But of course, they have one think you havn't got- a tendancy to write pornography! Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Pornographic Movies Committeeatum E Pluribus Unum, I hereby confer you the honorary rank of Porn Star!
Ash: Porn Star?
Tito: the star of all that is pornographic!
Ash: Oh joy! Rapture! I've got it all! How can I ever thank you enough?
Tito: Well, you can't! As for you, my fine friend, you are a victim of insomnia. You are under the unfortunate delusion that simply because you run around screaming your head off, you can't seem to find a time to sleep! You are confusing drowsiness with tiredness, two very different things. Back where I come from, we have men and women who are called Test Subjects. Once a week they go into a lab and go to sleep and have tests done on them, and have the confidence that later next week, they can find a time to sleep even more, and they have no more tendancy to sleep than you have. But they have one thing you havn't got- Pepcid AC! Therefore, for meritorious conduct, extraordinary wakeness, and conspicuous alertness against evil bitches, I give you a Pharmacy. You are now a member of the Highly Illegal Docktours Legion of Sleeplessness!
Misty: Aw, shucks, folks! I'm speechless!
Tito: As for you, my horny sex obsessive friend, you want me! Well, you don't know how lucky you are not to have me. I could never be practical until I can make you hurt.
Nancy: Um... I still want you.
Tito: Back where I come from, there were woman, and men at that, who would throw themselves drooling over me. I can't say they didn't have any good reason not to, but you have no idea how it changed me. I can appear like I'd be super good in bed, and I'm not saying I'm not, but I'll always have a place to be and a time to be there, so I wouldn't be able to stick around. But these people, that we called disoriented, have one thing that you havn't got- a cardboard cut out of me! Therefor, in consideration of your obsession and intentions, I take pleasure at this time in presenting you with a small token of my affection and flatteredness. And remember, my sentimental friend, that a person is not judged my how much love they give, or the size of their hoohas, but by how much you are loved my others.
Nancy: Oh, thank you so much! But... not even one round?
Tito: No.
Ash: Look at my camera!
Misty: I got pills!
Jade: Oh, they are all wonderful.
Nancy: Hey, what about Jade?
Ash: Yeah! How about Jade?
Nancy: Jade next!
Jade: Oh, I don't think there's anything in that black bag for me.
Tito: Well, you force me into a cataclysmic decision. They only way to get Jade back to Atlas is for me to take her there myself!
Jade: Oh! Will you? Could you? Oh! Oh... but are you a clever enough man to manage it?
Tito: Child, you cut me to the quick! I am a young Atlas man myself, born and bred, in the heart of the western wilderness, premier of Carnical Company. Only, one day while performing spectacular feats, unfortunate phenomena occurred. The balloon failed to return to the fair.
Jade: Oh my! Weren't you frightened?
Tito: Frightened? You are talking to one who was laughed in the face of death, sneered at doom, chuckled at catastrophe! I was petrifried! Then suddenly, the wind changed and the balloon floated down into the heart of this rioting city, where I was instantaneously acclaimed Tito, the first of the Great and Powerful.
Jade: Oh!
Tito: Times being what they were, I accepted the job, retaining my balloon against the adventof a quick get-away! And in that balloon, my jollified Jade, you and I would have returned to the Land of E Pluribus Unum!
Jade: Would have?
Tito: Yes, my dear. You see, about a week ago, I tried to make my great escape, but the bottom of my basket was soiled, and I fell through as my balloon drifted off into nothing.
Jade: Then how do you suggest I get home?
Tito: As I said before, everything you need would have been found in that black bag!
Jade: Excuse me, sir, but I do believe it is empty!
Tito: But of course! Would you rather take yourself in this bag to Atlas full up with this and that?
Jade: Come again..?
Tito: With this bag, you can hop around and no matter where you go, you'll end up in your hearts desire. Your home!
Jade: How long do you speculate I'll be hopping?
Tito: You'll hop just enough!
Jade: But how long?
Tito: Long enough, my dear.
Nancy: Look! It's the wise Celie!
Celie: Just what do you think you're doing to these kids?
Tito: Celie! I didn't think I'd ever have to see your face again!
Celie: Jade! Have your friends throw all of their items into the bag! Hurry!
Jade: Um... I guess do what she said.
Celie: Now! throw it at Tito!
Tito: Wha- no! [the bag lands on him and all of the items start to explode]
Jade: Wow. But Celie... can you help me get back to Atlas?
Celie: Oh, Jade. You don't need to be helped any longer. You've always had to power to get back to Atlas.
Jade: I have?
Nancy: Then why didn't you tell her before?
Celie: Because she wouldn't have believed me. She had to learn it for herself. Now those magic slippers will take you home in two seconds?
Jade: Oh! Magikarp, too?
Celie: Actually... here's the thing. Please crack open the left Pikachu head on your slipper.
Jade: [she crack it open] Oh my frick! It's a Masterball!
Celie: That's right. That will help you get home, but you have no choice but to leave Magikarp here... in Seattle.
Jade: Like I care? I've got a master ball!
Celie: Give me the Masterball. I will take you to your home.
Jade: All right. [she offers the masterball to Celie]
Celie: Thank you, child. [she takes it]
Jade: Oh dear. It's going to be so hard to say goodbye. I love you all! Goodbye, Misty! I know you never got your chance to sleep, but just remember the wise words of Tito and I'm sure you'll do just fine.
Nancy: Thanks, Jade. I'll never forget you. I don't ever remembered being given an animated heart, but I know I've got one because it's breaking.
Jade: Oh, goodbye, Ash! You gave us quite a scare when you died in the Puget Sound. I'm gonna miss all of those gay things you did... and your petite anorexic body.
Ash: I don't think I would have found my true happiness in gay men if it haven't had been for you.
Jade: I think I'm gonna miss you most off all. I probably never would have made it through this crazy world without you.
Nancy: Yeah... we've been through some crazy times, eh? Oh, don't cry.
Jade: Well you started it! [they share a giggle]
Nancy: It's going to be so hard to go on without you.
Jade: Yeah... [she brushes the hair away from Nancy's face] I know. [they start going at it madly]
Ash: Oh boy! I think I'm changing again!
Celie: You two stop that! [she drags Jade over to the stage as Ash holds back Nancy] Are you ready to go now?
Jade: I think so. Bye Magikarp! Bye everyone. I'll never forget-
Celie: There we go [she zaps Jade into the Masterball] Here. [she opens the ball] Look! There's Jade at her house!
Jade: What the frolic! AH!!!
Celie: Let's give her the sky. [she closes the Pokeball, and the sky returns to the land of Atlas]
Nancy: Know what I just noticed?
Celie: What's that?
Nancy: Didn't we live in the same city as Jade?
Celie: Oh, shit...
[Jade is running through her house]
Jade: Mommy! Mom! I'm home!
Mommy: Oh, Jade! [they hug] Let's get you to bed.
Jade: What did you do to my room? And my clothes... and everything?!
Mommy: Oh, we had them all painted shades of black and white. We didn't know when you'd come back.
Jade: WA! [faints]
[Jade wakes up]
Mommy: Wake up, honey. Jade.. Jade.. JADE! Dear, it's your mommy, darling!
Jade: Oh, hi mommy.
Nancy: [leaning in the window holding pokemon dolls] Jade! Want to play Pokemon?
Celie: [running through the doors] Let's play with pokemon cards!
Kristin: [running around] I don't want any part of it!
Tito: [walking out of Jades closet] Hello, there.
Jade: you... you all! You were in my dream!
Celie: What dream?
Jade: Oh, it was a wonderful, beautiful dream! We were all in a Pokemon world and Seattle...
Nancy: That really happened.
Jade: Then why didn't Tito die?
Tito: I'm not gonna die in my own story, Jade. Psh!
Jade: Oh... yeah. That makes sense.
Mommy: It's good to have you back!
Jade: But wait... too much of this story was freakishly non realistic to be real.
Mommy: We don't live in the real world anymore, Jade.
Jade: Oh?
Mommy: No! We are all a part of Tito's imagination now!
Jade: Oh... but anyways, we're home! Home! And this is my room- and you're all here! And I'm not going to leave here, ever, ever again, because I love you all!
Mommy: Ohhh wait a minute! You're going to college, Missy!
Jade: I don't care! Oh, Mommy! There's no place like home!