EAT JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Crystal Aerodactyl

My FIRST fic. This is about Joe and he is bored one day so he decides to go fishing. Umm, no hard feelings to you Joe-lovers, this is just a joke. I normally don't write humor, so this is kinda new for me. If you want to make me happy, please REVIEW!!!!!!

I totally don't own digimon or anything in this fic!!!! DON"T SUE ME!!! WAA!

EAT JOE!

okay, before you start to read, there is slight Joe bashing. Well, Joe is my favorite character and I'M writing an evil fic towards Joe. Get my drift? This is just a joke. Please no hard feelings. Kay?

One day Joe was bored. He just finished exams and had nothing to study for. He decided to go fishing by the ocean on a boat. He asked Tai and Matt and Izzy if they could come, but all of them were busy so he went by himself. He grabbed his dad's boat, ties it to the back of his car and went off to seek fish.

After a short while, he reached the shore. He pushed the boat into the water with the car. Then he untied the boat and drove the car into a parking space. He got out his fishing rods and everything else he needed. Then he jumped into the boat and went off into the bay. Joe stopped the motor when he was in a good enough spot and started to fish. He sat there for a very long time, but with no success of catching anything. Then, Joe went over to deeper ocean water and tried there too, but once again, no fish caught on. Joe went all over the water, but with NO success. Joe got mad so he put on his older brother's wetsuit and oxygen mask and grabbed a big piece of wood. He took out a thick black marker and wrote on the wood "Eat at Joe's" Then Joe stapled on his fishing rod as a pole and made a sign. He now jumped into the water and swam to the bottom of the ocean where he stuck the sign into the sandy muck. Then, he went back up to the surface and started to fish with the spare rod.

Meanwhile, on the bottom of the sea, some of the sign's letter's are washed off so all that was left readable was the phrase "Eat Joe" Then a hungry giant shark swam up to the sign and read it. He looked up to the surface and saw the shadow of Joe's boat on the water. The shark swam up to the surface, jumped out of the water and ate Joe.

the end

OKAY.....I know that was stupid, but this is my first fic and I want to know what kind of stuff you people like. I usually don't write humor, I'm more into drama and romance, so you guys probably won't have to live through the torture of seeing my dumb humor fics anymore. Anyway, if you are bored, just please review the story and tell me if it was okay. I'm new at this so I need some information on authors that know more about this stuff.

Thanks a ton, BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!

~* *Crystal Aerodactyl* *~