TIFA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER!
ORIGINAL: GRANDMA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER
TIFA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER,
WALKING HOME TO MIDGAR CHRISTMAS EVE,
YOU CAN SAY THERES NO SUCH THING AS SANTA,
BUT AS FOR ME AND BARETT WE BELIEVE.
SHE'D BEEN DRINKING TOO MUCH EGGNOG,
AND WE BEGGED HER NOT TO GO,
SHE SAID SHE NEEDED MEDICATION,
AND SHE STAGGERED OUT THE DOOR INTO THE SNOW.
WHEN WE FOUND HER CHRISTMAS MORNING,
AT THE SCENE OF THE ATTACK,
SHE HAD FOOTP RINTS ON HER FOREHEAD,
AND INCRIMINATING CLAWS MARKS ON HER BACK.
TIFA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER,
WALKING HOME TO MIDGAR CHRISTMAS EVE,
YOU CAN SAY THERES NO SUCH THING AS SANTA,
BUT AS FOR ME AND BARETT WE BELIEVE.
NOW WE'RE ALL SO PROUD OF BARETT,
HE'S BEEN TAKING THIS SO WELL,
SITTING IN THERE WATCHING FOOTBALL,
PLAYING CARDS WITH VINCE AS WELL.
IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS WITHOUT TIFA,
ALL THE PARTY'S DRESSED IN BLACK,
AND WE JUST CAN'T HELP BUT WONDERING,
SHALL WE OPEN UP HER GIFTS OR SEND THEM BACK?
TIFA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER,
WALKING HOME TO MIDGAR CHRISTMAS EVE,
YOU CAN SAY THERES NO SUCH THING AS SANTA,
BUT AS FOR ME AND BARETT WE BELIEVE.
NOW THE GOOSE IS ON THE TABLE,
IN TIFA'S SEVENTH HEAVEN BAR,
WITH THE BLUE AND SILVER CANDLES,
THAT MATCHED THE SILK IN TIFA'S BRA.
I WARNED ALL MY FRIENDS AND NEIGHBOURS,
THEY SHOULD WATCH OUT FOR THEMSELVES,
THEY SHOULD NEVER GIVE A LICENSE,
TO A MAN THAT DRIVES A SLEIGH AND PLAYS WITH ELVES!
TIFA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER,
WALKING HOME TO MIDGAR CHRISTMAS EVE,
YOU CAN SAY THERES NO SUCH THING AS SANTA,
BUT AS FOR ME AND BARETT WE BELIEVE.
TIFA GOT RUN OVER BY A REINDEER,
WALKING HOME TO MIDGAR CHRISTMAS EVE,
YOU CAN SAY THERES NO SUCH THING AS SANTA,
BUT AS FOR ME AND BARETT WE BELIEVE.