A/N: Hey... my first fan-fic. Please R/R, CONSTRUCTIVE flames permitted, I welcome any kind of comments. Do you think I should carry on writing? Any requests? Thanks...
The magical creature I write of today
Was a victim of Lucius Malfoys' foul play.
A hippogriff born and bred, he was proud
To a good little Beaky in the C.O.M.C. crowd.
Yes, in the care of the magical creatures period
A fool approached Buckbeak, who then swiftly trod
Upon little Dracos toes and his big feet
Who took a large bite to then savour and eat.
"But thats Hagrids fault; how was Draco to know
That all HippoGriffs are a little bit slow
And that it takes them a while to decifer the fact
That you are human; so Hagrid got sacked."
Well, my dear reader, you must understand
That everyone all over the non-muggle land
Knows the basics of Hippogriff pschology
And besides Hagrid told them to bow on one knee.
But Malfoy, defiant and stubbon he is
Thought he knew better and got in a tiz
So came little Daddy, Lucius Malfoy
And claimed that "It wasn't the fault of my boy!"
"It was that massive servant; the half giant freak
Who brought the creature to class called 'Buckbeak'
And no son of mine will be crossed by a man
Who is fifteen foot tall and thinks that he can
Get away with throwing my Drac to a thing
Which is half horse half bird with a 7foot wing
Span and to think that that Albus ignored the attacks
I say that Hagrid and him should be sacked!"
So you get the idea of this dreadful man
A bloke who was once a big Voldemort fan
And manipulates people to do what he says
And there was no exception (at least not in this case)
So out went poor Hagrid, and in came the supply
Grubbly-Plank who was the best com c teacher they had had for a while
And then the poor Buckbeak to stand up for trial 'gaints the
Commitee for magical creatures and equally vile
Ministry magic departments for several of
offences which appeared to break the rules in his POV
Beheaded and dead Buckbeak kickes the bucket
Until Hermy Ron and Harry got the matter and took it
Into the hands of the time turn machine
To travel through dimentions and set Beaky free
They cut through the ropes and got him away
And our Hippogriff lives with Sirius Black to this day.
:o)
The magical creature I write of today
Was a victim of Lucius Malfoys' foul play.
A hippogriff born and bred, he was proud
To a good little Beaky in the C.O.M.C. crowd.
Yes, in the care of the magical creatures period
A fool approached Buckbeak, who then swiftly trod
Upon little Dracos toes and his big feet
Who took a large bite to then savour and eat.
"But thats Hagrids fault; how was Draco to know
That all HippoGriffs are a little bit slow
And that it takes them a while to decifer the fact
That you are human; so Hagrid got sacked."
Well, my dear reader, you must understand
That everyone all over the non-muggle land
Knows the basics of Hippogriff pschology
And besides Hagrid told them to bow on one knee.
But Malfoy, defiant and stubbon he is
Thought he knew better and got in a tiz
So came little Daddy, Lucius Malfoy
And claimed that "It wasn't the fault of my boy!"
"It was that massive servant; the half giant freak
Who brought the creature to class called 'Buckbeak'
And no son of mine will be crossed by a man
Who is fifteen foot tall and thinks that he can
Get away with throwing my Drac to a thing
Which is half horse half bird with a 7foot wing
Span and to think that that Albus ignored the attacks
I say that Hagrid and him should be sacked!"
So you get the idea of this dreadful man
A bloke who was once a big Voldemort fan
And manipulates people to do what he says
And there was no exception (at least not in this case)
So out went poor Hagrid, and in came the supply
Grubbly-Plank who was the best com c teacher they had had for a while
And then the poor Buckbeak to stand up for trial 'gaints the
Commitee for magical creatures and equally vile
Ministry magic departments for several of
offences which appeared to break the rules in his POV
Beheaded and dead Buckbeak kickes the bucket
Until Hermy Ron and Harry got the matter and took it
Into the hands of the time turn machine
To travel through dimentions and set Beaky free
They cut through the ropes and got him away
And our Hippogriff lives with Sirius Black to this day.
:o)