REVENGE IS SWEET

REVENGE IS SWEET

By Arianna SpellCaster

Disclaimer.. NOT MINE.. NO MONEY TO BE MADE.. I iz Broke, =*o Please dont sue... WIsh they were mine tho..

Percy? Percy! Hello earth to the doddering fool who works for the ministry of magic?? Fred looked at him oddly, as if studying a new life form. George come quick! I think we've found a new species of man. (really isn't percy a new species of a man, what kind of man WORKS for fun? What kind of man puts the seat down.. hey waitI could get used to that HEY PERCY!!!)

Pray tell dear Fred, what are your findings? George muttered inspecting their new species.

Ahh yes! All work and no play really does make a BORING BROTHER. COME ON, PERCY! LOOK UP FROM THAT BLOODY CATALOGUE AND TALK TO US. Still to no avail did their brother look up from the book of dress robes to notice his brother's prodding. Ahh Bloody Hell, Forget him George, lets go outside and practice our quidditch. Both of the red headed brothers walked out in synch, arguing over their older brother's stodginess.

The next morning 9 AM, Percy entered a meeting on the density of the Caspian Sea. (Hey I'm just the writer I don't know why he was at a meeting on the density of the Caspian Sea.. Why don't you ask him?) He stood to give a very enthralling speech on the uses of seawater and seaweed in a witch's diet. He waved his wand elaborately to pull up a pie-chart when (Poof) His wand exploded into a myriad of colors, all splattering his pristinely clean Black dress robes. (Neener neener boo boo Percy! Serves you right for mistreating your nice, innocent brothers.) Oh those brothers too what they could do for me. Clean my kitchen, take out the trash. Who am I Kidding?? They'd trash my house, blow up the garbage. Oh well they're still cute.

Ahh.. Ahh, excuse me. Percy mouthed almost silently. I Uh, I grabbed the wrong wand this morning, this must be one of my brother's special wands. He muttered to himself as he raced out of the room, and disapparated home.

No sooner had the door slammed shut behind him, did the boardroom explode into laughter. I haven't laughed that hard in years. What was that young man's name. Periwinkle? He must stay on. A guy like that could go far in life. A tall handsome mage with shiny black hair and laughing eyes muttered reminds me of me at that age.

Fin