*note* I don't own Gundam Wing
"Encounter of the Police-woman kind"
It was like any other Saturday; Duo was cruising in his convertible. He had already gotten many speeding tickets, so he had not been driving safely. As he rounded a corner he ran into a pedestrian, (which happened to be Relena)"Damn things always get in the way" he muttered to himself. He went on the highway and started to gain speed. There seemed to be no one around, maybe they knew he was coming. He started to speed even more gaining velocity every second, but what he didn't know was there was a police officer waiting around the next corner.
As Duo sped by, the officer was startled. She started up the siren and chased after him. "I would hate to be the sorry sucker who is being chased now" Duo said when he heard the siren. Then he realized he was being chased "DAMN IT!" So he pulled over to the side of the highway to wait for the police person.
She pulled up behind him and got out of the car with a mini notepad. As she walked up to his window duo thought "I'm in deep shit now". "Do you have any idea why I pulled you over?? she questioned, "Because I'm the millionth person to cross this highway today, and you wanna give me a trip to Hawaii?" he replied. "No, try again" she said.
Duo: "a trip to China?" (I am gonna do speaking like this, it is easier)
Officer: "no"
Duo: "Brazil?"
Officer: "No"
Duo: "England?"
Officer: "NO! I am not rewarding you!"
Duo: "Oh..."
Officer: "Have any other ideas?"
Duo: "Because you want my number?"
Officer: "NO! If I wanted your number I would have met you somewhere not on my job!"
Duo: "You pulled me over because I hit a pedestrian, right?"
Officer: "No I didn't know that before" *scribbles that on the notepad*
Duo: "Because I have many unpaid tickets?"
Officer: *writes that down too* no, If you don't guess right soon, you are gonna tell me everything you have done wrong and you are gonna be in more trouble"
Duo: "Because I'm chewing gum?"
Officer: "Are you retarded???"
Duo: "Will you still make me pay if I say yes?"
Officer: "Of course!"
Duo: "Ok ok you pulled me over because I was going way over the speed limit!"
Officer: "Very good you do have a brain" *hands Duo a ticket*
Duo: "$500!! that's not fair!"
Officer: "would you like me to tell you why?"
Duo: "Yes!"
Officer: *Takes a deep breath* "speeding, arguing with an officer, persisting to stall and argue with officer, Hitting a pedestrian, and unpaid tickets" "Plus your license plate is fake"
Duo: "Fine"
Officer: *starts to walk away, pauses, walks back by Duos car door* Could I have you phone number?
"Encounter of the Police-woman kind"
It was like any other Saturday; Duo was cruising in his convertible. He had already gotten many speeding tickets, so he had not been driving safely. As he rounded a corner he ran into a pedestrian, (which happened to be Relena)"Damn things always get in the way" he muttered to himself. He went on the highway and started to gain speed. There seemed to be no one around, maybe they knew he was coming. He started to speed even more gaining velocity every second, but what he didn't know was there was a police officer waiting around the next corner.
As Duo sped by, the officer was startled. She started up the siren and chased after him. "I would hate to be the sorry sucker who is being chased now" Duo said when he heard the siren. Then he realized he was being chased "DAMN IT!" So he pulled over to the side of the highway to wait for the police person.
She pulled up behind him and got out of the car with a mini notepad. As she walked up to his window duo thought "I'm in deep shit now". "Do you have any idea why I pulled you over?? she questioned, "Because I'm the millionth person to cross this highway today, and you wanna give me a trip to Hawaii?" he replied. "No, try again" she said.
Duo: "a trip to China?" (I am gonna do speaking like this, it is easier)
Officer: "no"
Duo: "Brazil?"
Officer: "No"
Duo: "England?"
Officer: "NO! I am not rewarding you!"
Duo: "Oh..."
Officer: "Have any other ideas?"
Duo: "Because you want my number?"
Officer: "NO! If I wanted your number I would have met you somewhere not on my job!"
Duo: "You pulled me over because I hit a pedestrian, right?"
Officer: "No I didn't know that before" *scribbles that on the notepad*
Duo: "Because I have many unpaid tickets?"
Officer: *writes that down too* no, If you don't guess right soon, you are gonna tell me everything you have done wrong and you are gonna be in more trouble"
Duo: "Because I'm chewing gum?"
Officer: "Are you retarded???"
Duo: "Will you still make me pay if I say yes?"
Officer: "Of course!"
Duo: "Ok ok you pulled me over because I was going way over the speed limit!"
Officer: "Very good you do have a brain" *hands Duo a ticket*
Duo: "$500!! that's not fair!"
Officer: "would you like me to tell you why?"
Duo: "Yes!"
Officer: *Takes a deep breath* "speeding, arguing with an officer, persisting to stall and argue with officer, Hitting a pedestrian, and unpaid tickets" "Plus your license plate is fake"
Duo: "Fine"
Officer: *starts to walk away, pauses, walks back by Duos car door* Could I have you phone number?