Clerk: It's time to begin the opening celebrations. We've hired the Cheesey-Wheeseys to play the Intergalactic Federation of Bowling theme song.
Cheesey-Wheeseys: (consists of Kafei and Mayor Dotour) Bowling is cool! Lalala! Yeah!
Clerk: Teams will be arriving tonight, competition will begin tomorrow. Thank you all!
Link: (begins to open envelope) Well team, our first opponent is.... (drowned out by bus)
Mario Team: (steps out of bus, begins to burst out laughing)
Peach: Is that you Zelda, I thought you were supposed to be a good dresser, but... (cackles)
Zelda: (looks at her second-hand pale green t-shirt and half-knee length purple bike shorts to Peach's snazzy team jacket, pants, and shirt) Well.......
Ganondorf: I told you we shouldn't have sent Goron Link to get the uniforms, what does he know about clothes!?!
Goron Link: The store manager did seem eager to sell them at half-price.....
Mario: Why itsa bunch of a-losers....
Mario Team: (walks away laughing)
Link: Remember it's not the uniforms that matter but the team...
Navi: But we stink!
Ganondorf: Link, why did you have to have this stupid idea in the first place!
Everyone except Link: (leaves, leaving Link standing there muttering darkly) Hmm.... I have an idea.
**Next Morning**
Clerk: And the Gundam Wing Team defeats theYoshi's Story team! Next up, the Mario Team will dominate, er... FACE the Hyrulean Team. First up for Mario: Peach.
Peach: (gingerly releases bombchu) Yes, strike! (pumps fist)
Clerk: Now bowling for Hyrule: Zelda.
Link: Hey that's not Z... (real Zelda clamps hand over Link's mouth.
Professional Bowler wearing Zelda Mask: (easily gets a strike, sits down)
Luigi: Strike!
Goron Link: (glances around, pretends to set off bombchu, but just rolls down the lane and smashes all the pins.)
Mario: Strike!
Ganondorf: (mutters dark spell, 4 crowbars fly through the air, and attach to his bombchu, creating "arms" and "legs") Go! (Bombchu walks down lane, uses "arms" to punch down all the pins) Yes!
Yoshi: (gets a strike)
Navi: (Rams bombchu 50000 times, finally getting it to reach the pins and knock them over) Yeehah!
Toad: Oh dear! (misses all the pins)
Link: My turn!
Link's team: Oh no, Link stinks and he doesn't have a special plan!
**Link prepares to bowl, but then a miraculous thing happens**
Link: Look, it's the bombchu I set off on the practice field!
Bombchu: (barely grazes one pin)
Everyone: (holds breath, watches pin slowly topple over)
Link and Team: Oh yeah!
Mario Team: Toad you idiot! (leaves)
Clerk: Err..... there were some serious infraction but
Hyrule upsets Mario. Next up Donkey Kong vs. Bomberman.