AUTHOR'S NOTE: Okay, here's the second part, please review. Is this a load of crap or what? I wrote it in a hurry because I had lots of ideas (one of the first times I haven't had writer's block) and that's why I'm updating so soon. (And I changed the censoring just to be on the safe side)
DISCLAMER: Do not own Gundam, or anything else that I'll get in trouble for owning, so don't sue.
Chapter 2
Wufei walked slowly out of the detention hall and calmly down the corridor. He paused for a moment at the door leading to the school's outdoor basketball courts, then opened it and went outside, closing the door behind him.
Heero and Duo were playing on one of the courts; Trowa and Quatre were watching, Quatre yelling encouragement to Duo, and Trowa silent as usual.
Wufei walked over to where Quatre and Trowa were standing, paused for a moment and then yelled out, "FREEEDOMMM!!!"
"Aaaaghhh!!" Quatre yelled. Frightened out of his wits, he jumped straight into Trowa's arms.
Heero and Duo stopped playing and turned to stare at their fellow pilots. Duo was grinning uncontrollably and even Heero had a smirk on his face.
Trowa just stood there, face expressionless as always. Quatre blushed bright red and climbed down out of Trowa's arms.
"Sorry," he murmured.
Trowa didn't say anything. Then suddenly, his face began to twitch slightly, he started smiling and the next thing the startled pilots saw was Trowa, laughing his guts out and tears streaming down his face. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"He's gone nuts!" Duo said alarmed.
Wufei and Quatre slowly started backing away from the now insanely gleeful pilot of Heavyarms. "I think I'd rather go back to detention," said Wufei.
Heero pulled his gun out of Deathscythe-knows-where, since he didn't have it with him in the first place.
"Omae o korosu," he said, pointing the gun at Trowa.
Trowa laughed even harder. Quatre stared at Heero and Trowa wide eyed.
Then Heero smirked. "Okay then Trowa, I've got a better idea. If you don't stop laughing right now, I'll shoot a hole in your hair."
Trowa immediately stopped laughing, and both Quatre and Duo breathed a sigh of relief. Unfortunately, since Trowa stopped laughing so suddenly, he started to hiccup instead.
Heero lowered his gun in defeat. "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!" he wailed. He started bawling like a five-year-old.
"You weakling!" Wufei gasped. He then fainted from the shock of seeing the Perfect Soldier cry.
Heero fell into Duo and kept crying, soaking his fellow pilot's shoulder in the process.
"Get a hold of yourself, Heero! Aaaaghh! Quatre, get him off me!" Duo tried to push Heero off him and instead fell over the now unconscious Wufei, landing with Heero on top of him. "Eeeewww! You're drooling on my braid!"
Trowa, who still hiccupping, reached over to help Duo and took hold of Heero's arms. Quatre was staring at the three pilots with impossibly wide eyes. Wufei chose this moment to wake up, and when he saw the scene that was unfolding in front of him, he promptly fainted again.
Quatre looked at the mass of squirming arms and legs that was Heero, Duo and Trowa. He sighed to himself and shook his head. "They've all gone nuts," he said shaking his head sadly. He turned around and walked away, tripping over Wufei in the process. "Maybe a nice cup of tea will help to calm my nerves…"
The only remaining sane pilot (Duo - how weird.) could have sworn he heard a voice in the distance yelling, "No master Quatre, not the tea!!!!"
Duo was still yelling, "Quatre, Quatre help me! Come baaaaaack!!!!"
Quatre didn't look back at Duo. "Yes, tea is what I need," he said to himself. "It'll calm me down and hopefully by the time I've finished everything will be back to normal."
(Lady D: NORMAL?! A homicidal and suicidal pilot who's got this really annoying problem of saying "Omae o korosu" to almost everyone he meets, an annoying braided baka with a mouth the size of a small colony and an even bigger appetite, a silent clown, a BLOND Arabian who's addicted to TEA and a Chinese justice freak who talks about 'Justice and Injustice' 24/7?! That's normal, yeah…) (Sorry, I got carried away.)
Just then, for apparently no reason at all, Trowa stopped hiccupping and Heero stopped crying. The two untangled themselves from the braided pilot and stood up. Heero wiped his eyes on Duo's sleeve and said, "Trowa, wanna see how I upgraded my laptop?"
"…" Trowa replied.
"Okay, let's go," Heero said in his usual monotone.
Duo stared in shock at the pilots of the Wing Zero and Heavyarms. Then he fainted, joining Wufei in dreamland.
Okay, what did you think? No flames please, I'm just trying to get you to laugh, but you probably just think I'm insane. If no one likes this, I might stop to put you out of your misery, but then again I might not. Next one will be up soon! (hopefully)