Hey Everyone I went back and fixed all the grammatical errors and mistakes.
All right this one was a toughy but I think I finally got the story line in order. This is only the first part, the sequel will be much funnier, trust me.
Trunks is about 12 and Goten is about 11, Bra is like 1.
I don't own DBZ please don't sue me.
Bulma and Vegeta sat at the table scanning through the phone book. Bulma was making Vegeta escort her to some Capsule Corp. Banquet. Vegeta was not happy but decided it was better than the alternative, which was sleeping on the couch for a week. The couple was trying to find a babysitter for the "brats", but were having a bit of trouble finding someone that gullible.
"I don't see why they need someone to watch them anyway" Vegeta complained.
"THEY'D PROBABLY BLOW UP THE HOUSE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN!" Bulma screamed, obviously getting a little annoyed.
"Why can't Kakarot and his mate watch them?"
"They're going to go with us. That's why Goten is coming over."
"WHAT!? I HAVE TO GO TO THIS STUPID THING AND TOLARATE KAKAROT!"
Bulma ignores her husbands fit and begins making a list of possible babysitters.
Vegeta crosses his arms and growls.
"Well I don't see why-"
"JUST SHUTUP! -Sighs- How about Yadjrobi?"
"The weak fat guy! I doubt he'd last 5 seconds watching our brats, he can't even fly."
"Tien?"
"That LOSER with the third eye? What, you want to let him take that little doll with him?"
"I don't hear any of your suggestions!"
"What about the namek?"
"No way. Last time he was here he drank all the pool water."
"How about that old man? (Referring to Master Roshi)"
"NO WAY I WANT THAT PERVERT TO WATCH MY KIDS!"
"Hmmph. Well the only ones I can think of who aren't talking cats or shape-shifting pigs are that little punk Gohan and his mate."
"But Gohan and Videl are just newly weds. I wouldn't want to scare them out of trying for kids of there own."
Vegeta smirks as he thinks of the destruction the brats could cause.
"Well, that's everyone I can think of…"
"Who is still living you mean." Vegeta smirks his trademark evil smirk.
"What do you mean by that?"
"Use the dragon balls to wish someone back to life for a couple hours."
Bulma considers the idea for a moment.
"Hey why not wish that cute green guy back!"
"What green guy?"
"Yeah, the guy you blasted on Namek".
"Woman Namek was full of green guys."
"The guy I saw you fight, remember?"
"What? ZARBON?!" Vegeta nearly falls over.
"Yea! The cutie!"
"CUTIE?!?" Vegeta didn't like the idea of wishing anyone back, he knew Bulma was attracted to.
"He was just first person to pop into my head. I don't think I feel comfortable wishing someone like Nappa back."
"Like Zarbon's much better."
Bulma gives him a just-do-as-I-say face. Vegeta growls and walks off. This has to be the most idiotic idea I ever have agreed too. Stupid woman, I do all this just to keep her happy. I really hated Zarbon. Hmmmm, maybe it wouldn't be that bad of an idea to wish him back and let the brats torture him for a couple hours. The prince snickers to himself and proceeds to get the dragon ball radar from Bulma's lab. He returns a short while later with all seven dragonballs.
"Woman hurry up and get out here so we can get this over with!"
"All right, All right! I'm coming!" Bulma comes out wearing makeup and beautiful gown; her hair is pulled up. Vegeta feels himself begin to blush, but quickly scowls and looks away.
"What!" She looks down and sees the dragonballs. "Oh good! Okay! Like, arise Eternal Dragon so you can make my wish come true! Hehehe. Oh, I always wanted to say that!" Vegeta rolls his eyes. The dragonballs glow, the sky turns black and the Eternal Dragon appears.
"You have awakened me from my slumber. I shall grant you any wish that is within my power."
"Okay, Let's see here-" Bulma pauses and thinks.
"HURRY UP WOMAN, WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!"
"SHUT UP YOU JERK, JUST LET ME MAKE THE WISH!"
Shenlong sweat drops.
"All right, Could you please bring Zarbon's spirit to earth's afterlife check-in station."
Shenlong's eyes glow.
"Your wish is granted." The gigantic dragon states. "What is your second wish?"
"Okay, now, could you bring Zarbon here for about three hours to baby-sit for us?" Once again the dragon's eyes glow.
"Your wish is granted."
Zarbon appears in front of the dragon balls. The dragonballs turn to stone and the Eternal Dragon disappears, the sky returns to normal.
Zarbon looks confused, I-I'm alive. He thinks to himself.
"What am I doing here?" He sees Bulma and walks up to her. "Hello, pretty lady."
He kisses her hand. Vegeta quickly punches him across the yard knocking him out instantly.
"YOU IDIOT HE WAS ONLY COMPLEMENTING ME!"
"Hmmph" He crosses his arms and pokes at Zarbon's unconscious body with his foot. Bulma lets out an exasperated sigh.
"JUST BRING HIM INSIDE!"
Vegeta grabs Zarbon by the hair and drags him inside.
~A little while later~
Zarbon begins to come back to consciousness; Goten and Trunks are staring at him with a curious look on their faces.
"So this is our babysitter?" Trunks says with a big grin on his face.
"What kinda gay idiot wears a tiara." Goten says with the same sly grin.
"What, babysitter?"
He sits up and rubs his head. Just then Bulma comes downstairs.
"Oh good, your awake."
"What am I doing here?"
"We thought you'd like a day off from HFIL, so we wished you back to help us out."
"With what?!"
"We need you to baby-sit for us."
"WHAT!? I DON'T BABY-SIT!"
"Don't be such a baby its just going to be for about three hours!"
"….I ..can-can't…ba-baby-sit!" Zarbon gets very pale. Bra giggles at the funny looking man from her highchair.
"Who are you anyway?!"
"I'm Bulma. You probably don't remember me, I met you on Namek, well sort of."
"Let's go already the sooner we leave the sooner we can come back." Vegeta walks into the room in a tux. He is obviously uncomfortable.
"Vegeta! What are you doing here?"
"I live here you idiot."
Zarbon face-faults (anime style)
"You mean these are your little brats?!"
"Actually Goten here, is Goku's son." Bulma explains.
"Not only am I going to be BABYSITTING I'm going to be watching a bunch of little monkeys!"
Vegeta almost blasts him back to HFIL but Bulma glares at him. He growls and begins to walk to the door. "Oh and let me remind you all these brats are far more powerful than you could possibly imagine, GET MY DRIFT!" Zarbon sweat drops. Bra giggles in the corner. Vegeta smiles slightly.
Bulma glances at her watch, "Oh we gotta go. We'll be back around 10 o'clock. Bra needs to be fed pretty soon; there's about 20 jars of baby food in the fridge. Goten and Trunks will be fine just order about 30 pizzas and have it put on our tab."
"When we come back everything better be in order, or I'll blast you back to the next dimension, BUT THIS TIME I'LL MAKE SURE ITS VERY PAINFUL!"
Goten and Trunks grin evilly. Bulma and Vegeta leave. Bra begins to cry. Zarbon sweat drops
"What am I going to do?!"
To be continued….
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