Adventures in Stephanie's VCR:
It's like she put a bunch of fanfics in a blender and pressed the 'mix' button.
CHAPTER 1
Earlier today, I was watching a tape full of shows that I recorded. There was some
Roswell, Sailor Moon, Powerpuff Girls, Tenchi and DragonBall Z. (Wow, I watch
too many cartoons/anime.) I got to thinking: "What would happen if the tape got
messed up and the shows were mixed together?" Well... 1) I would scream at my
VCR, 'cause it's a piece of junk. and, B) I would have a GREAT fanfic. So, today,
I, Sailor MJBR, have decided to make you a very special fanfic. You are in my
power... muahahahaha. You didn't read that last part. ::whistles innocently::
la la la... ahem... now to the techincal stuff. Now I'm only gonna say this once so
listen up. NONE of these charaters are mine, except for Stephanie, who is me!!
And because I am as dumb as a bag of hammers, I cannot name the creators of
every charater. To the best of my knoledge, this the the FIRST fanfic that has
Sailor Moon and Roswell together! so there! MUAHAHAHAHAHahaha... ha... ha...
ahem... ON WITH THE SHOW!!
[Everyone's view is distorted and blurs from side to side like the film is melting.]
Ryoko: What the hell is going on?
Washu: It seems that this VCR is a piece of junk.
Kione: Did it really take a genius to figure that one out?
Mihoshi: Can you fix this, Washu?
Washu: Well... probably. But it will take some time.
Mayor: [on phone] Powerpuff Girls! Help! Towsville is melting!!
Buttercup: and how do we fix that?
Bubbles: Yeah! we can't fix VCRs from 1995!! It'd take a genius!
Blossom: ahem!
[the two look at their sister.]
Buttercup: so where are we going to find a genius?
Blossom: grrr....
Stephanie: PIECE OF JUNK VCR!!! [she gets up to take the tape out before the
tape is permanately ruined]
[there is a bright flash of light that takes all of our charaters into a dimention
traveling tunnel of DOOM! Even Stephanie is taken along because she had her
hand in the junky VCR when the problem erupted.]
Gohan: What is this?!
Sasami: Not again!!
Maria: Michael, if any of your "alien" stuff is behind this, I'm gonna be SO mad.
Ami: There isn't time for any of this! We have to study!
[suddenly, everyone stops falling. There is no floor, no celing, no walls, no nothing!
They are just floating in the middle of nowhere, although, their feet are definately
standing on something.]
Stephanie: OH MY GOD!
Everyone else: AK!
Steph: It's... it's... [she is just now noticing all the people who are standing near her]
it's... all of you!
Mina: who ARE all these people?
Steph: [pointing to the people as she says their name] Serena, Ami, Lita, Mina,
Rei, Rini, Haruka, Michiru, Setsuna, Hotaru, Maria, Michael, Isabel, Max, Tess,
Liz, Alex, Kyle, Buttercup, Blossom, Bubbles, Tenchi, Ryoko, Ayeka, Mihoshi,
Kione, Washu, Sasami, Luna, Artemis, Diana, Ryo-oki, Vegeta, Goku, Gohan,
Bulma, with chibi-Trunks, Trunks, and Chichi. [she takes a deep breath and tries
to regain a heathy oxygen level]
[everyone just named backs away from Steph]
Serena: Ok... how do you know all that?
Steph: That's not all I know. [takes deep breath] Serena, Ami, Rei, Lita, Mina, Rini,
Haruka, Michiru, Setsuna and Hotaru you're really Sailors Moon Mercury Mars
Jupiter Chibi-Moon Uranus Neptune Pluto and Saturn.
Michiru: Alright you, who are you and why do you know all this?! Where the hell are
we?!?
Stephanie: Just wait, I gotta tell you more. Michael Isabel Max and Tess, you're
aliens from another planet! Also known as the royal four.
Max: How do-
Steph: Shut up and let me talk. You aren't the only aliens here, hoo no no no no
no! Ayeka and Sasami, you're princesses from the planet Jurai! Ryoko, you're a
space pirate! Kione and Mihosi, you two are from the galaxy poliece! Washu,
you're a great scientific genius, probably the greatest ever!
Bulma: HEY! I'd check your info if I were you.
Washu: hey, the weird brunette is right.
Stephanie: I'M NOT DONE YET!! Tenchi, you're like the prince of Jurai cause
your grandfather was ment to become ruler, but he left cause of this Kagato guy.
Buttecup Blossom and Bubbles, you three were created by sugar spice and
eveything nice, but the proffessor accidentally added chemical X!! You're the
Powerpuff Girls!! NEXT!! Luna, Artemis, and Diana! You can talk.
Luna: wha-
Steph: Ryo-oki, you're capapble of changing into this spaceship thing. hmmmm...
am I done?
Tenchi: are you?
Steph: No way! Goku Vegeta Trunks and Gohan, you're sayins! Chichi and Goku
are the parents of Gohan, and that baby Bulma has is Trunks, whose father is
Vegita. Two Trunks's you ask? YES! TWO! The older one, he came from the
future to help save the world from some psycho androids released by Dr. Gerro!!!
i think i'm done now.
Lita: This girl needs some serious mental help.
Isabel: How on earth do you know all this?
Steph: Because you guys are on TV! I love your shows! I record them whenever
they're on!!
Bulma: Hmmmm... that explains some things. We all knew we were on a tape
in your VCR. We just didn't know what you looked or sounded like. We also
didn't know that there were others on the tape.
Washu: Yes. There must have been a malfunction with the VCR, causing all the
segments of the tape to run together in one giant mass. This psycho girl must
have had contact with the tape while the malfunction reached its peak.
Ami: I think I could fix this, but it would take a while. Another problem would be
how to get to the VCR. We're stuck in this enourmous white nothing. I left my
teleporter at home.
Washu: Me too
Bulma: me too.
Setsuna: I guess I could use my time and space privlages to transport you to her
living room.
Ami, Washu and Bulma: YAY!
[suddenly, in another flash of light, Setsuna, Ami, Washu and Bulma are gone]
Well, that's the end of chapter one! what do you think? I'm insane? YES! stay
tuned for the next chapter, same time same channel!!
tee-hee!!
It's like she put a bunch of fanfics in a blender and pressed the 'mix' button.
CHAPTER 1
Earlier today, I was watching a tape full of shows that I recorded. There was some
Roswell, Sailor Moon, Powerpuff Girls, Tenchi and DragonBall Z. (Wow, I watch
too many cartoons/anime.) I got to thinking: "What would happen if the tape got
messed up and the shows were mixed together?" Well... 1) I would scream at my
VCR, 'cause it's a piece of junk. and, B) I would have a GREAT fanfic. So, today,
I, Sailor MJBR, have decided to make you a very special fanfic. You are in my
power... muahahahaha. You didn't read that last part. ::whistles innocently::
la la la... ahem... now to the techincal stuff. Now I'm only gonna say this once so
listen up. NONE of these charaters are mine, except for Stephanie, who is me!!
And because I am as dumb as a bag of hammers, I cannot name the creators of
every charater. To the best of my knoledge, this the the FIRST fanfic that has
Sailor Moon and Roswell together! so there! MUAHAHAHAHAHahaha... ha... ha...
ahem... ON WITH THE SHOW!!
[Everyone's view is distorted and blurs from side to side like the film is melting.]
Ryoko: What the hell is going on?
Washu: It seems that this VCR is a piece of junk.
Kione: Did it really take a genius to figure that one out?
Mihoshi: Can you fix this, Washu?
Washu: Well... probably. But it will take some time.
Mayor: [on phone] Powerpuff Girls! Help! Towsville is melting!!
Buttercup: and how do we fix that?
Bubbles: Yeah! we can't fix VCRs from 1995!! It'd take a genius!
Blossom: ahem!
[the two look at their sister.]
Buttercup: so where are we going to find a genius?
Blossom: grrr....
Stephanie: PIECE OF JUNK VCR!!! [she gets up to take the tape out before the
tape is permanately ruined]
[there is a bright flash of light that takes all of our charaters into a dimention
traveling tunnel of DOOM! Even Stephanie is taken along because she had her
hand in the junky VCR when the problem erupted.]
Gohan: What is this?!
Sasami: Not again!!
Maria: Michael, if any of your "alien" stuff is behind this, I'm gonna be SO mad.
Ami: There isn't time for any of this! We have to study!
[suddenly, everyone stops falling. There is no floor, no celing, no walls, no nothing!
They are just floating in the middle of nowhere, although, their feet are definately
standing on something.]
Stephanie: OH MY GOD!
Everyone else: AK!
Steph: It's... it's... [she is just now noticing all the people who are standing near her]
it's... all of you!
Mina: who ARE all these people?
Steph: [pointing to the people as she says their name] Serena, Ami, Lita, Mina,
Rei, Rini, Haruka, Michiru, Setsuna, Hotaru, Maria, Michael, Isabel, Max, Tess,
Liz, Alex, Kyle, Buttercup, Blossom, Bubbles, Tenchi, Ryoko, Ayeka, Mihoshi,
Kione, Washu, Sasami, Luna, Artemis, Diana, Ryo-oki, Vegeta, Goku, Gohan,
Bulma, with chibi-Trunks, Trunks, and Chichi. [she takes a deep breath and tries
to regain a heathy oxygen level]
[everyone just named backs away from Steph]
Serena: Ok... how do you know all that?
Steph: That's not all I know. [takes deep breath] Serena, Ami, Rei, Lita, Mina, Rini,
Haruka, Michiru, Setsuna and Hotaru you're really Sailors Moon Mercury Mars
Jupiter Chibi-Moon Uranus Neptune Pluto and Saturn.
Michiru: Alright you, who are you and why do you know all this?! Where the hell are
we?!?
Stephanie: Just wait, I gotta tell you more. Michael Isabel Max and Tess, you're
aliens from another planet! Also known as the royal four.
Max: How do-
Steph: Shut up and let me talk. You aren't the only aliens here, hoo no no no no
no! Ayeka and Sasami, you're princesses from the planet Jurai! Ryoko, you're a
space pirate! Kione and Mihosi, you two are from the galaxy poliece! Washu,
you're a great scientific genius, probably the greatest ever!
Bulma: HEY! I'd check your info if I were you.
Washu: hey, the weird brunette is right.
Stephanie: I'M NOT DONE YET!! Tenchi, you're like the prince of Jurai cause
your grandfather was ment to become ruler, but he left cause of this Kagato guy.
Buttecup Blossom and Bubbles, you three were created by sugar spice and
eveything nice, but the proffessor accidentally added chemical X!! You're the
Powerpuff Girls!! NEXT!! Luna, Artemis, and Diana! You can talk.
Luna: wha-
Steph: Ryo-oki, you're capapble of changing into this spaceship thing. hmmmm...
am I done?
Tenchi: are you?
Steph: No way! Goku Vegeta Trunks and Gohan, you're sayins! Chichi and Goku
are the parents of Gohan, and that baby Bulma has is Trunks, whose father is
Vegita. Two Trunks's you ask? YES! TWO! The older one, he came from the
future to help save the world from some psycho androids released by Dr. Gerro!!!
i think i'm done now.
Lita: This girl needs some serious mental help.
Isabel: How on earth do you know all this?
Steph: Because you guys are on TV! I love your shows! I record them whenever
they're on!!
Bulma: Hmmmm... that explains some things. We all knew we were on a tape
in your VCR. We just didn't know what you looked or sounded like. We also
didn't know that there were others on the tape.
Washu: Yes. There must have been a malfunction with the VCR, causing all the
segments of the tape to run together in one giant mass. This psycho girl must
have had contact with the tape while the malfunction reached its peak.
Ami: I think I could fix this, but it would take a while. Another problem would be
how to get to the VCR. We're stuck in this enourmous white nothing. I left my
teleporter at home.
Washu: Me too
Bulma: me too.
Setsuna: I guess I could use my time and space privlages to transport you to her
living room.
Ami, Washu and Bulma: YAY!
[suddenly, in another flash of light, Setsuna, Ami, Washu and Bulma are gone]
Well, that's the end of chapter one! what do you think? I'm insane? YES! stay
tuned for the next chapter, same time same channel!!
tee-hee!!