Author's Note: Kafei never did quite get over his childhood.....
Kafei: But Anju, you know that I only like dark purple
grape jelly! This is light purple! (throws jar to the ground, it smashes)
Anju: Kafei, you're driving me crazy! (pulls out some
of her hair)
Kafei: And furthermore, I want a straw for my coffee-milk!
Anju: Here dear...
Kafei: I want a Crazy Straw! Waaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
Anju: Get your own please!
Kafei: Meanie poo-poo head! (kicks Anju in the shin, causing
her to fall to the ground)
Anju: That does it, I'm taking a vacation!
Kafei: Can we go to Whee World again!?!
Anju: NO, I'M going to the Ocean. (packs clothes) Goodbye!
Kafei: Then who will take care of me? (pouts)
**Next morning**
(dee, doo doo doo doo doo dee: and other peaceful morning
music plays)
Link: (is sleeping, not noticing that Kafei is leaping
on top of him)
Kafei: Wake up!
Link: Ouch! (Has just had an adult leap through the air
and land on him)
Kafei: Read me a story, fix my breakfast, do this, do
that, and so on and so forth!
Link: Kafei, what do you want?!?
Kafei: Anju went on a vacation, so YOU have to take care
of me.
Link: Kafei, you're eleven years older than me....
Kafei: Take care of me or I'll scream!
Link: (drags out of bed, washes face, brushes teeth, gargles)
Kafei: (whacks Link with broom) Get to work you very,
very LAZY bum!
Link: (very quietly) Takes one to know one!
Kafei: I didn't ask for your mouth! (whacks Link again)
Link: What do you want for breakfast, how about Healthy
Flakes and Fresh-Squeezed Orange Juice?
Kafei: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Link: Why!?!
Kafei: Want Mega-Chocolate Frosted Alleluia Honey Brown
Sugar Mama-Llama Sweet Balls and Coke!
Link: That's not very healthy....
Kafei: (swells up in anger)
Link: All right, all right. (holds hands up in the air)
Kafei: That's better.
Link: (gets back from running all the way to the store
and back) Here!
Kafei: Pour it!
Link: (moans) Of course! (grits teeth to keep from attacking
Kafei)
**And so the day continued in this fashion**
Kafei: Read me Little Bunny-Wunny's Adventure again!
Link: How about this book on Wolfos?
Kafei: (begins to swell up)
Anju: Kafei, are you bothering Link!?!
Link: Yes, yes!
Kafei: I didn't mean to! (puts on angelic face)
Anju: Of course you're not honey, Link, how could you
be so mean? (whacks Link, picks up Kafei and leaves)
Link: Ai Yai Yai Juarez!
**The End**
