Wufei's Jealousy Part 3
by Chang Neko
Yes, I know it's been an unnecessarily long time, but my computer busted a while ago, erasing
all my stuff (including my fics), so I couldn't work on this. Not to mention the fact that I
decided to do this part completely different than what I had originally intended. So here I am,
currently working on five different fics, doing my absolute best to catch up with all the time
that my old, sucky computer lost for me. But now, I have this brand new computer, and I'm going
to try to finish what I started.
By the way, if you're going to want this to become a lemon, please send me a good muse that can
do that kind of thing. I mean, really, what person in their right mind would be able to write
a lemon when their only muse is a chibi?! I'd have never ending guilt if I did that to me li'l
Chibi-Miki.
Chibi-Miki: (pops out of nowhere) You mean you're replacing me? (begins to cry) I could write
a lemon! It wouldn't turn out very well, but I could! (in a whimper) Please don't get rid of
me...
Me: (gives Chibi-Miki a big hug and kisses him on the top of his head) Oh, I'd never get rid of
you. Who'd *ever* get rid of a muse that's so loyal and cute? I'm just going to borrow someone
else's muse for a little while, and then it'll be just you and me again, annoying the living hell
out of the gorgeous Gundam pilots.
But remember, if you're wanting a lemon, then send me some muses! (Hopefully a little more
mature than the one that I have.) And if I'm pleased with your sacrifices- erm, I mean
offeri- *ahem*, MUSES then I might be able to write a lemon.
Chibi-Miki: So you mean you're not getting rid of me?
Me:...
Okay, so * is the same as italics, and when you see another one it means the italics are ended.
' ' are thoughts, and [] is OOC.
When he finally managed to get Duo out of Heero's line of sight, Wufei dropped him (yep, he had
managed to lift the Braided Wonder at some point in time) and practically collapsed onto the
ground.
Duo glared at him from his position on the floor. "Hey, I'll have you know that I weigh less
than you do. I'm *not* that heavy!"
"You are when you're being carried," Wufei replied calmly through his ragged breathing (from
carrying Duo or from carrying *Duo*, I wonder?).
Duo sat up, apparently none the worse for wear. "So why the hell did you drag me out here?" he
asked Wufei, trying his best to look stern but failing miserably.
Wufei thought fast. "I didn't want Relena doing worse damage to you other than just pushing you
onto the floor."
"Oh."
Some screams suddenly came from inside the school.
"Uh...What do you think could be going on in there?" Duo asked worriedly. "Hey! Maybe Heero
finally decided to kill the Peace-of-Crap! Come on! Let's go watch!" Duo ran into the school.
Wufei sighed as he watched the retreating beauty. 'So close, yet so far away... Damn you, Heero
Yuy.' Wufei quickly followed his secret koi.
Duo couldn't believe his eyes when he found the room where he'd left Heero. The Perfect Soldier
and the Epitomy of Evil were doing *absolutely nothing*. Relena wasn't clutching *his* Heero like some favorite toy, and Heero wasn't threatening her every five seconds. Duo wouldn't have believed it if he hadn't seen it. But there it was. Right in front of his eyes. Amazing.
Totally unbelievable. How could it be? What was going on? Why-
[Heero pops in out of nowhere (heehee, maybe he was in his spandex space, too!) and threatens Neko with a gun. "We get the point, dammit! Just get on with the fucking fic!" He pops back out. That was kinda weird.]
That's when Duo finally noticed a strange voice that was floating in thin air.
[I know that didn't really make sense. Just work with me. In other words, 'He heard a voice.' Wow. Why didn't I write that in the first place? Ah, screw it.]
"Hai, that's right! The winner of the first class trip to the Alps is Duo Maxwell! Congratulations! We will be sending your tickets to your address. We'll be seeing you in the mountains! Enjoy your ski trip!"
Duo began jumping up and down excitedly, his broud bouncing behind him. "I won! I won! I WON!!! Yippee!" He grabbed Heero and began dancing around with him. Heero was still in a daze and didn't even notice.
Relena was the first to recover. Perhaps seeing Duo dancing around with *her* Heero brought her back down to Earth. "What's this about you going to the Alps?"
Duo ignored her.
Relena tapped her foot impatiently for a couple seconds before she forcefully pulled Heero from Duo's grasp. "What's this about you going to the Alps?" she asked again when she saw that Duo's eyes were now on her. Never mind that he was silently threatening her in every way he knew.
"..."
"Well?"
"Omae o korosu."
"You know, I never did know what that meant."
"Figures."
"Anyway, why did that announcer guy just say you won a trip to the Alps?"
"Duh. Because I won."
"Wasn't that the radio contest that you bought raffle tickets for a month ago?" came a new voice from behind them. Wufei's voice, of course. (Duh! He followed Duo in there!)
"Yep! And I won!"
Heero found his voice. "But didn't you win three tickets? Who's going?"
Duo considered for a moment. "I know! Relena and Dorothy!"
Everyone sweatdropped. Wufei and Heero quickly turned angrily on the Gorgeous Braided One. "Nani?!"
Duo smiled innocently. "Ya see, I've been secretly straight this past year. And I think that Dorothy and Relena are the two most beautiful women in the world."
Relena smiled evilly (it was supposed to be a modest smile, but that's the only way she *can* smile).
"NOT!"
Everyone facefaulted.
Wufei, Duo, and Heero were sitting safely on the plane (Duo was in between Heero and Wufei, by the way) before Duo began to sweat.
[Wufei: Wait a minute! Just how much torture *are* you going to put me through?
Neko: (grins evilly) Not much...
Wufei: You're lying.
Neko: I don't know...I think I'm being kind of nice. After all, I'm not in it.
Wufei: (sighs tih relief)
Neko: Yet.
Wufei: Shit.]
"Uh, guys?" Duo began, a suspicious quiver in his voice. "Did we really have to fly?"
Heero rolled his eyes. "Of course. They sent us *plane* tickets. What did you want us to do? Drive across the ocean?"
"It's just that...uh...never mind."
"What?"
Duo mumbled under his breath. Wufei and Heero leaned in to try and catch what he said. All they could hear was "flying."
"What did you say?" they asked together.
"I'm afraid of flying."
Wufei and Heero eyed each other in disbelief.
Wufei was the first to recover (somewhat). "Uh, Duo...How can you be afraid of flying? Don't you think you did enough of it during the war and the Mariemaia incident?"
"It was different then. I had the mission and fighting to keep my mind off of everything. But now..."
It was going to be a long trip.
Yes, I know it was short. I promise that the next chapter will be a lot longer, okay?
Anyway, r&r! Please?
by Chang Neko
Yes, I know it's been an unnecessarily long time, but my computer busted a while ago, erasing
all my stuff (including my fics), so I couldn't work on this. Not to mention the fact that I
decided to do this part completely different than what I had originally intended. So here I am,
currently working on five different fics, doing my absolute best to catch up with all the time
that my old, sucky computer lost for me. But now, I have this brand new computer, and I'm going
to try to finish what I started.
By the way, if you're going to want this to become a lemon, please send me a good muse that can
do that kind of thing. I mean, really, what person in their right mind would be able to write
a lemon when their only muse is a chibi?! I'd have never ending guilt if I did that to me li'l
Chibi-Miki.
Chibi-Miki: (pops out of nowhere) You mean you're replacing me? (begins to cry) I could write
a lemon! It wouldn't turn out very well, but I could! (in a whimper) Please don't get rid of
me...
Me: (gives Chibi-Miki a big hug and kisses him on the top of his head) Oh, I'd never get rid of
you. Who'd *ever* get rid of a muse that's so loyal and cute? I'm just going to borrow someone
else's muse for a little while, and then it'll be just you and me again, annoying the living hell
out of the gorgeous Gundam pilots.
But remember, if you're wanting a lemon, then send me some muses! (Hopefully a little more
mature than the one that I have.) And if I'm pleased with your sacrifices- erm, I mean
offeri- *ahem*, MUSES then I might be able to write a lemon.
Chibi-Miki: So you mean you're not getting rid of me?
Me:...
Okay, so * is the same as italics, and when you see another one it means the italics are ended.
' ' are thoughts, and [] is OOC.
When he finally managed to get Duo out of Heero's line of sight, Wufei dropped him (yep, he had
managed to lift the Braided Wonder at some point in time) and practically collapsed onto the
ground.
Duo glared at him from his position on the floor. "Hey, I'll have you know that I weigh less
than you do. I'm *not* that heavy!"
"You are when you're being carried," Wufei replied calmly through his ragged breathing (from
carrying Duo or from carrying *Duo*, I wonder?).
Duo sat up, apparently none the worse for wear. "So why the hell did you drag me out here?" he
asked Wufei, trying his best to look stern but failing miserably.
Wufei thought fast. "I didn't want Relena doing worse damage to you other than just pushing you
onto the floor."
"Oh."
Some screams suddenly came from inside the school.
"Uh...What do you think could be going on in there?" Duo asked worriedly. "Hey! Maybe Heero
finally decided to kill the Peace-of-Crap! Come on! Let's go watch!" Duo ran into the school.
Wufei sighed as he watched the retreating beauty. 'So close, yet so far away... Damn you, Heero
Yuy.' Wufei quickly followed his secret koi.
Duo couldn't believe his eyes when he found the room where he'd left Heero. The Perfect Soldier
and the Epitomy of Evil were doing *absolutely nothing*. Relena wasn't clutching *his* Heero like some favorite toy, and Heero wasn't threatening her every five seconds. Duo wouldn't have believed it if he hadn't seen it. But there it was. Right in front of his eyes. Amazing.
Totally unbelievable. How could it be? What was going on? Why-
[Heero pops in out of nowhere (heehee, maybe he was in his spandex space, too!) and threatens Neko with a gun. "We get the point, dammit! Just get on with the fucking fic!" He pops back out. That was kinda weird.]
That's when Duo finally noticed a strange voice that was floating in thin air.
[I know that didn't really make sense. Just work with me. In other words, 'He heard a voice.' Wow. Why didn't I write that in the first place? Ah, screw it.]
"Hai, that's right! The winner of the first class trip to the Alps is Duo Maxwell! Congratulations! We will be sending your tickets to your address. We'll be seeing you in the mountains! Enjoy your ski trip!"
Duo began jumping up and down excitedly, his broud bouncing behind him. "I won! I won! I WON!!! Yippee!" He grabbed Heero and began dancing around with him. Heero was still in a daze and didn't even notice.
Relena was the first to recover. Perhaps seeing Duo dancing around with *her* Heero brought her back down to Earth. "What's this about you going to the Alps?"
Duo ignored her.
Relena tapped her foot impatiently for a couple seconds before she forcefully pulled Heero from Duo's grasp. "What's this about you going to the Alps?" she asked again when she saw that Duo's eyes were now on her. Never mind that he was silently threatening her in every way he knew.
"..."
"Well?"
"Omae o korosu."
"You know, I never did know what that meant."
"Figures."
"Anyway, why did that announcer guy just say you won a trip to the Alps?"
"Duh. Because I won."
"Wasn't that the radio contest that you bought raffle tickets for a month ago?" came a new voice from behind them. Wufei's voice, of course. (Duh! He followed Duo in there!)
"Yep! And I won!"
Heero found his voice. "But didn't you win three tickets? Who's going?"
Duo considered for a moment. "I know! Relena and Dorothy!"
Everyone sweatdropped. Wufei and Heero quickly turned angrily on the Gorgeous Braided One. "Nani?!"
Duo smiled innocently. "Ya see, I've been secretly straight this past year. And I think that Dorothy and Relena are the two most beautiful women in the world."
Relena smiled evilly (it was supposed to be a modest smile, but that's the only way she *can* smile).
"NOT!"
Everyone facefaulted.
Wufei, Duo, and Heero were sitting safely on the plane (Duo was in between Heero and Wufei, by the way) before Duo began to sweat.
[Wufei: Wait a minute! Just how much torture *are* you going to put me through?
Neko: (grins evilly) Not much...
Wufei: You're lying.
Neko: I don't know...I think I'm being kind of nice. After all, I'm not in it.
Wufei: (sighs tih relief)
Neko: Yet.
Wufei: Shit.]
"Uh, guys?" Duo began, a suspicious quiver in his voice. "Did we really have to fly?"
Heero rolled his eyes. "Of course. They sent us *plane* tickets. What did you want us to do? Drive across the ocean?"
"It's just that...uh...never mind."
"What?"
Duo mumbled under his breath. Wufei and Heero leaned in to try and catch what he said. All they could hear was "flying."
"What did you say?" they asked together.
"I'm afraid of flying."
Wufei and Heero eyed each other in disbelief.
Wufei was the first to recover (somewhat). "Uh, Duo...How can you be afraid of flying? Don't you think you did enough of it during the war and the Mariemaia incident?"
"It was different then. I had the mission and fighting to keep my mind off of everything. But now..."
It was going to be a long trip.
Yes, I know it was short. I promise that the next chapter will be a lot longer, okay?
Anyway, r&r! Please?