Ronald Weasley, and a Rude Red Stuff-A-Ma-Jigger!

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One day, Ron was walking through the forest merrily. He spotted

a red stuff-a-ma-jigger! "Hello." he said to it. "Nyeah." it replied.

Oh no! This was no ordinary red stuff-a-ma-jigger! This was a rude

red stuff-a-ma-jigger! "Help!" cried the poor boy. "He will be rude

to me!" "Nyeah!" came it's reply. "It is too late! I have been

ruded!" said Ron. "Fear not!" said Super-Harry. "I will rude it."

"Yay, Super-Harry!" said Ron. "Blaaaaah!" said Super-Harry to the

Stuff-a-ma-jigger. The Stuff-a-ma-jigger ran away, sulking. "Thank

you, Super- Harry!" said Ron. "Any time." said Super- Harry.

Harry changed into his normal clothes, and the two boys watched

discovery channel. Just then, Winky appeared on the screen.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Yelled the boys. "Pencils of

the world... unite!" yelled Winky.

A/N: Sorry it's so short!