Ranma wondered who is cousin was. He looked at his room..it wouldn't work as an office. He had an idea of who he could a good deal off of to convert an unused dojo into an office though...
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Usagi Tsukino wondered who her cousin was..she had some vague memories..but she couldn't remember his name.
Luna was still missing.
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Ranma looked flew around Toyko..he had to find a good place to set up shop. Then then saw something and thought of his other half's third rule.
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The Sailor Senshi were doing poorly. The monster was deflecting their attacks and laughing.
Then Ranma blew it up with a kibolt.
"Never do anything for free..but it pays to advertise" Ranma said with a smirk and added"If this is your best Senshi...the really nasty stuff after me is going to kill you"
***
Sailor Pluto knew she was going to have to kill Ranma Saotome..little did she know many had tried..and ended up dead.
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After that chance at free adverisment..Ranma found the perfect place to set up shop..
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Nabiki Tendo really didn't like Ranma. He was pure and utter chaos.
"I need your dojo..I need it so I can make part of it ino my office" Ranma said.
"Don't do that!" Nabiki yelled..she hated it when people sneaked up behind her. Then she wondered how he could have sneaked up on her..in her room.
"Trade secret" Ranma said.
"Why would do that?" Nabiki asked.
"With this.." Ranma said as he threw what Nabiki thought was a credit card.
"What is.." Nabiki said when Ranma picked her up by her neck.
The aqautransformerauthor's note:well he does transform with water.. smirked.
"You don't want to get on my bad side,yes?" Ranma said as he put Nabiki down, gently.
"I really don't want to get on his bad side...though I wonder if he needs an accountant.." Nabiki thought.
***
Ranma opened the box..and his office exited the subspace pocket and filled about half the dojo...with a wall and door.
Ranma opened the door and looked in...it was just as he left it..and Vulture(a real vulture..that some how could answer the phone..which was the only thing it did) sat next to the phone. Ranma got an idea.
"Hey maybe I'll use the other half of the dojo to hold classes" Ranma thought.
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Akane walked into the dojo..and wondered why there was an office that cut it in half.
Ranma walked out.
Akane had this feeling that anything goes will be what walks into the dojo and office.
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Ranma flew around Toyko...looking to see what weird beings were on this earth..he saw an Oni in one part of town, knew about the Sailor Senshi, saw some girl riding her bike about 60 mph, and some girl using roses and a ribbon like a whip.
All in all nothing really that interesting.
***
Ranma returned home. As he walked in..his father gave him a wide berth.
Genma Saotome remembered that a year ago his son beat him within an inch of his life..and noticed his son(and probably Death's Head) and made a lot of movements since then. He then wondered if he was what Nodoka thought was a man among men. Of course Genma now wished he asked what on earth that meant to Nodoka..
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Ranma was in his room with a laptop like the one Washu had. He was using it to explore the internet and find out strange events and beings that might be profitable down the road.
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There was a fire reading..and it wasn't good. Strange being were everywhere..alien robots, ghosts, a mystic(the Sorcerer Supreme of Earth 616), the JLA reborn, the Sailor Senshi unneeded and their future made impossible, the being that would make the great colda suped up Captain Cold defeated by a certain freelance peacekeeping agent...
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Kasumi wondered why there was an office in the middle of the dojo.
She entered it and saw it was a mess..and that a vulture was next to the phone.
"Don't touch anything..."Vulture said.
Kasumi fainted.
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Usagi and her family wnt to visit her Aunt Nodoka...
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Ranma's jaw dropped when he saw his cousin.
"To all the gods of the multiverse, even Unicron...I'M RELATED TO YOU!?" Ranma bellowed.
"You!" Usagi said and added sarcasticly"Oh boy this'll be fun"
"I remember you two getting along before" Nodoka said.
"I lot has happend to both of us since then" Ranma said..then saw Chibi Usa.
"Oh god, you're here...my other half's sidekick Spratt was more useful than you" Ranma said.
"Other half?" all the Tsukinos asked.
Ranma poured cold water on his head..and turned into Death's Head.
Usagi's parents fainted.
"Sailor Moon and Chibi Sailor Moon..what losers" Death's Head said before pouring hot water on his head.
"Huh?" Genma said.
"I can explain..but I rather not" Ranma said to his father.
"My niece is a super hero, my son is a.." Nodoka started.
"Freelance peacekeeping agent and a martial artist" Ranma said.
"I'm related to a Bounty Hunter like you?" Usagi said disgusted.
"Call me a bounty hunter again, and I will kill you" Ranma said in tones that were subzero.
"You're kidding..right?" Chibi Usa asked.
"No I am not" Ranma said.
***
Things might ahve colded down..but that wasn't what an immortal spark wanted..however Ranma saw hi and yelled "DEVIL Z!"
"Huh what's Devil Z?" Usagi asked.
"An immortal spark, a ghost of a robot I thought I defeated along with a group of kids a trucker, someother people that they were Autobots and bunch of Autobots called Pretenders in a conflict that was called the Masterforce War" Ranma replied and added"Because Devil Z here stiffed me on payment and had Overlord try to kill me" . author's note: Death's Head first appearances were in a post Tranformers:The Movie future that was in the UK Transformers comic...so him finding another Transformers universe isn't that unlikely
"How he would surive and hold a grudge?" Devil Z said as he appeared.
"Yes you tried to kick my turbocharger..but you tricursed excuse for a Decepticon Commander.you couldn't get decent warriors..just a bunch of kids,a biker gang, those two weirdos and those two wimps that commanded Overlord" Ranma said.
"It'll be different this time..I found some Dimension called the Negaverse" Devil Z said.
"But I destoryed it!" Usagi yelled.
"You merely sealed it from Earth...I opened a whole, used the dieing embers of the monsters, and Beryl in it to create my own Decepticon forces..along with the spark of Starscream..he can't kill me, and I can't kill him..so we'll work well enough together...bye..and I will kill you" Devil Z said and disappeared.
Ranma started swearing.
***
Ranma was still swearing when he entered his office and slamed the door. Then he noticed Kasumi.
"Hi Kasumi" Ranma said.
Kasumi woke up.
"Ranma..the Vulture talked" Kasumi said.
"Of course he can..he's the one that answers the phone" Ranma replied.
Kasumi almost fainted.
"You know Kasumi, seeing you has been the high point in a really bad day" Ranma said.
"It couldn't have been that bad" Kasumi said.
"I found out I'm related to Sailor Moon" Ranma said.
"But she isn't that bad of a hero" Kasumi said.
"The last generation of heros; Superman, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, the Flash, Martian Manhunter, Batman, Nightwing, Aquaman..etc. they were much better heros" Ranma said and added"I've been to other Earths where they were active in this era..and they still defended the Earth much better than any magic girl ever could".
"How could they be bad as heros?" Kasumi asked.
"You have to understand the hero mentality, give them a whiff of a noble cause, and they're in..magic girls, are even stupider and easier to manpulate..and they all end up to be girls that like some of the most irrating music ever..and always complainging and talking about boyfriends...and those talking pets..Vulture wonders why all these talking animals bother with teenage girls..or even younger girls" Ranma said.
"Why can't they be smart like me and stay out of harms way?" Vulture said.
"But the Sailor Senshi have saved the world" Kasumi said.
"Big deal..I've seen a normal human with a shotgun and chainsaw do that.."Ranma said.
Kasumi wondered how many things Ranma had seen or been a part of.
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Two warriors locked in combat crashed on earth.
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