Narrator: There comes a time in all young Kokiri's lives
when they feel compelled to open a cheese shop. Mido was experiencing these
feelings at this time.
Mido: I feel compelled to open a cheese shop!
Link: Really?
Mido: Yeah, can I borrow some rupees?
Link: Sure! (Tosses Mido a Huge Rupee)
Mido: Thanks, see you later! (runs off to open shop)
**The Next Day**
Link: (yawns, stretches, opens door to let sun in, gasps
in surprise as millions of flyers reading "come to Mido's cheese shop"
come pouring in) You don't see this everyday!
Mido: Would you put a few little flyers up for your best
buddy? (punches Link on the arm)
Link: Err....... sure......
Mido: The only bad part of this whole business is I have
to move to the castle.
Link: Oh........
Mido: (Shakes hands with Link, then gives Saria who just
came in a hug, climbs down ladder, hops on donkey and rides off)
Link: (tears well up in his eyes)
Saria: He'll be back for goodness sakes! You were only
gone for 5 minutes before you came running home.
Link: Hey!
Saria: Well it's true!
Link: (his cheeks become ULTIMATELY red)
**Meanwhile**
Mido: So....... this is the place?
Man: (grunts)
Mido: Is it in a good location really?
Man: (grunts)
Mido: Err.... do I live in it?
Man: (grunts, farts, then leaves)
Mido: Ok...............
Sell-With-C Dude: Is anything for sale in here?
Mido: No......... Well........... how about my donkey?
C: (hands Mido silver rupee, leads donkey away)
**Back In Kokiri Forest**
Kafei: Is Mido around, we're supposed to go fishing!
Saria: (gruntingly) cheese shop.....
Kafei: Ahhhhhhh....... say no more.
Link: He's been gone three minutes, do you think he'll
be back soon?
**Music begins to play**
Kafei: Mido Man, you're a good friend!
Link: We'll stick with ya till the end!
Saria: Come home Mido!
**They all begin to jump around chanting "come home Mido"
**First it begins to rain, then it becomes unbearingly
hot, a snow storm comes up, and then leaves begin to fall.**
Link: Man, that was some wierd weather we had yesterday!
Kafei: Yep.
Mido: Help me, help me!
Saria: (winks at Link and Kafei) Why Mido, what are you
doing home?
Mido: I don't have enough money to pay my rent.
Saria: Oh dear! (covers eyes)
Mido: He took all my stuff, and sent me home in my boxers!
Kafei: Hee-hee! Mido has purple bunnies on his boxers!
*The End*
