Ranma closed the door to his office.
Ranma wondered what he was thinking when he excepted to go to school.
"That's what I get for going to the same school as my cousin" Ranma thought...and smirked.
***
Juuban High school, where every magical weirdo the Sailor Senshi have fought tends to have some agents attend.
Now Ranma was there.
Ranma yawned. Even Unicron's torture was better than school. Ranma stared the person he was next to, his sleeping cousin, the infamous Sailor Moon.
"Unicron must be laughing his blown off rear at this" Ranma muttered.
***
Time passed for Ranma..though he wished he had that infernal Doctor's time machine. It was lunch time.
"So how's the moronic school girl brigade going?" Ranma asked his cousin and her friends.
"Can't you do something else..like get your oil changed?" Usagi retorted.
"No,this is the only enjoyment I'm getting today..unless I get a case and get to kill someone" Ranma said.
"You're insane" Ami said.
"No I'm just not lying to myself... bounty hunter, freelance peacekeeping agent, magic girl..its all the same, you kill things" Ranma said.
"What a deep statement" Ami replied sarcastically.
"You're all idiots..even you" Ranma said as he pointed to Ami.
"I am one of the smartest people in Japan..how can I be an idiot?" Ami asked, deadly calm.
The lunch bell rang.
"Quite easily" Ranma said over his shoulder as he walked away,from school.
***
Done thinking about the morning Ranma got down to business.
"Vulture..did I get any calls?" Ranma asked.
"A few..one from some girl named B-ko about a job, a death threat from a person named Ukyo and Shampoo said her great grandmother is opening a restaurant near by" Vulture said.
"Shampoo..how did she get our number?"Ranma asked.
"You write it in monster remains for advertising" Vulture said.
"Oh..yeah..." Ranma said sheepishly.
"Anyway, B-Ko will be here soon..I think she wants you to kill someone" Vulture said.
"Finally" Ranma said.
Then there was a knock at the door.
***
Kasami was very nervous. She was outside the office of the most bizarre person she had ever meet.
Kasami, with an eye to detail even better than Nabiki, knew there was a kind, gentle man under the sarcastic, greedy, brutal, rude, crude, and vulgar shell. Plus he was the first person to show interest in her..and stay coherent. Plus she had this feeling she could cut loose and let out her long suppressed wild side out with him.
"But I've never dated..how do other people deal with this?" Kasami thought.
Of course she had this feeling the direct approach would be the only thing to work with a freelance peacekeeping agent.
So she knocked on the door.
***
"Come in" Ranma said.
Kasami walked in, with her eyes darting nerously around the room.
"What can I do for you Kasami?" Ranma asked, nicely shockingly enough.
"Ranma would you..errr.. can we..errr.." Kasami said, feeling like Dr. Tofu.
"You want us to go out on a date?" Ranma asked.
"Yes..." Kasami said.
"Sure" Ranma said warmly.
Kasami fainted.
***
In Ranma's mind, Ranma and Death's Head were having a conversation.
"Why would you want to go out on a date?" Death's Head asked.
"Because I want to, and it might go better than the dates you have been on" Ranma replied.
Ever since Death's Head had been stuck with Ranma, female robots and androids started to want to get close to the infamous freelance peacekeeping agent. They would come out of the woodwork after him. Death's Head had a feeling that Ranma would suffer the same thing..and he was right.
***
Nodoka Saotome worried about her son. Or rather anyone that would get in her son's way.
Genma was tarred, feathered, and stuck to the ceiling by some sort of webbing. This was Ranma's most gentle way of canceling the Tendo-Saotome pact. Genma getting his head chopped off was what would happen if he didn't stop.
"This is what I get for letting Genma train out son..and end up with his bonded to a merciless robot" Nodoka said..glad her son didn't hear her call his other half a robot.
***
B-Ko wondered if there was anyone weirder than Ranma Saotome. He was rude, vulgar, a bit expensive..but hopefully he would soften up A-Ko so she could deal the final blow.
Then C-Ko would be hers...and she could find something new to kill.
***
The rest of the day was uneventful(shocking Ranma). The next morning came and Ranma waited in front of an all girls school for the spawn of Wonder Woman and Superman to show up.
A-Ko was shocked..the only thing between the school and her was a cute guy. It would be a lot easier than five forty foot tall robots.
She was wrong. Ranma moved like lighting. He was faster than a speeding missile, more powerful than a stealth bomber, and able to leap over her punches.
Ranma smirked and hit A-Ko with the Burning Attack. A-Ko flew back ten feet and slammed into a wall. Ranma then threw a few kibolts to bury A-Ko in rubble.
"You killed her..and I wanted to!" B-Ko yelled..and stripped down to her bikini battlesuit.
"I'm going to rip that suit off just to humiliate her" Ranma thought.
B-Ko started firing missiles...and Ranma used a ki trick to make them fall to the ground..and not blow up.
"There is no way you can fight me..this suit makes me A-Ko's equal!" B-Ko boasted.
"I kicked her butt with ease..so I'm her superior..and you..heh" Ranma said..and ripped the "armor" to bits.
B-Ko blushed and tried to cover herself.
"You....pervert!" B-Ko yelled.
"No this is what you get for fighting in your underwear" Ranma said smirking.
A-Ko finally got out from under the rubble.
"Took you long enough, and no I'm not going to fight you anymore..besides..I've just embarrassed your nemesis" Ranma said over his shoulder.
"Wow" A-Ko said.
"WOWTHAT"S..." C-Ko said before Ranma took her down with the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
"She's not permanently harmed" Ranma said..and started walking away.
"Wait..what's your name?" A-Ko asked.
"Ranma Saotome..and you will see me again.. and soon" Ranma said over his shoulder.
B-Ko was standing still like a statue..wondering if she should kill Ranma ..or try to marry him.
***
Sailor Pluto was ticked off. Ranma Saotome/Death's Head was beating all of her plans to bits. Then again anyone that would impress Unicron would have to be like that.
"Still I can't stand that arrogant, cutthroat, crazy, almost transformer bounty hunter" Sailor Pluto said to herself.
Of course she knew about the infamous Dr. Who..and the dark god of destruction, chaos and a technological Satan that was Unicron. She also knew about Death's Head's two encounters with the Fantastic Four..and that the Cross Council of Kangs really hated Death's Head. Even Shockwave, a powerful Transformer, couldn't stop Death's Head. She looked at the life of Death's Head and saw that it was a bizarre reality and time traveling journey..with Death's Head falling into a pool at Juskenyou just before the events that created Death's Head 2 being a side stop...and created her current problem.
"How can I deal with a being that the Transformers, the Fantastic Four, Iron Man, the Jem'Hadar, even Unicron couldn't stop?" Sailor Pluto mused...and added"Plus an inhumanly strong martial artist with skills from several different realties?"
Sailor Pluto couldn't think of any good answers...
***
Ranma sat at his desk and was deep in thought.
Ranma wondered if someone he met on his interdimensional travels was his other cousin.
Finding that he had an airheaded moron for a cousin was bad. Said airhead was going to the rule the world...well not if Ranma/Death's Head had something to say about it. Tuxedo Wimp and Sailor Dimwit would have to get real jobs. Without evil, everyone would be wimps and have their butts kicked by whatever aliens found Earth after the Sailor Senshi were killed.
"Too bad..though maybe I'll find some way to get a paycheck..and defend this planet" Ranma thought.
"And end up like the Dragonclaws? Oh well as long as you never forget you're just someone hired to kill someone" Death's Head said in the back of Ranma's head.
***
When Ranma got home and saw his cousin he sighed.
"Lovely...I'm related to an airhead and a weenie" Ranma said.
Then Ranma shoved Tenchi Masaki to the ground.
"Don't say anything Aeka..or I'll kick your inbred butt back to Jurai" Ranma said calmly.
"How dare you" Aeka was going to say..but got cut off after the how when Ranma grabbed her by the throat.
"Shut up and I won't kill you..and don't try hitting on me,..you're my grandaunt " Ranma said and dropped Aeka like a bag of bricks.
"Ryoko are you still wanted?" Ranma asked.
"No" Ryoko replied.
"Oh well..." Ranma muttered.
"Why are you so bitter?" Sasami asked.
"I got raised by the stupidest father in the multiverse, and I'm mentally bonded to Death's Head, a mechaniod freelance peacekeeping agent" Ranma said, and added"That reminds me.."
Ranma then blasted his father into orbit with a optic kiblast. Then Ranma poured cold water on himself.
"Related to the weenieking, another person that has power, but no control..ha you wouldn't last ten seconds in a fight that skill matters" Death's Head said.
"Leave Tenchi alone you ..robot" Aeka said..and ended up getting punted into orbit.
"People call me a robot..but never twice,yes?" Death's Head said.
Then Death's Head glared at Washu.
"My other half and I won't become guinea pigs in your experiments..don't even try" Death's Head said..and walked away.
***
A-Ko was slightly shocked when she saw Ranma hovering outside her second story bedroom window.
Then Clark Kent entered the room.
"Hello Kal-El." Ranma said.
"Who did you know that?" the former man of steel asked.
"I know a lot of things...like that the Sailor Senshi are no replacement to the Titans or the Justice League" Ranma said., and added"and those annoying animal mentors..." Ranma shuttered.
"So?" A-Ko asked.
"Someone has to get the metahumans of my generation to hold up to the standards of the greats of the last one..and I sure can't" Ranma said.
"SO you fly into my home..after trying to kill my daughter" Clark kent said.
"I was never hired to kill her..just fight her..that's all I did..she's definitely heir to the man of steel" Ranma said.
"Thanks...I think" A-Ko said.
Diana Kent walked into the room..and saw the remnants of a link to a dark god around Ranma.
"That dark god was named Unicron" Ranma said and added"I've done a lot of things..and been more places than even Access could think of"
Access was the being that keep Earth 616 and the hypertime linked multiverse that had Supermans, Batmans ,etc. on it.
"And you don't want to lead the new generation of metahumans?" A-K asked.
"No..I'm a freelance peacekeeping agent..and martial artist..not a superhero" Ranma said.
"Ok..."A-Ko said.
"That and I like you...." Ranma said..and teleported away.
"He pray that boy wasn't related to Bruce" Clark Kent muttered.
***
Ranma reappeared in his office.
"Things might be looking up.." Ranma thought and turned to see Ukyo as the Green Lantern.
"Or maybe not" Ranma said to himself.
Ranma wondered what he was thinking when he excepted to go to school.
"That's what I get for going to the same school as my cousin" Ranma thought...and smirked.
***
Juuban High school, where every magical weirdo the Sailor Senshi have fought tends to have some agents attend.
Now Ranma was there.
Ranma yawned. Even Unicron's torture was better than school. Ranma stared the person he was next to, his sleeping cousin, the infamous Sailor Moon.
"Unicron must be laughing his blown off rear at this" Ranma muttered.
***
Time passed for Ranma..though he wished he had that infernal Doctor's time machine. It was lunch time.
"So how's the moronic school girl brigade going?" Ranma asked his cousin and her friends.
"Can't you do something else..like get your oil changed?" Usagi retorted.
"No,this is the only enjoyment I'm getting today..unless I get a case and get to kill someone" Ranma said.
"You're insane" Ami said.
"No I'm just not lying to myself... bounty hunter, freelance peacekeeping agent, magic girl..its all the same, you kill things" Ranma said.
"What a deep statement" Ami replied sarcastically.
"You're all idiots..even you" Ranma said as he pointed to Ami.
"I am one of the smartest people in Japan..how can I be an idiot?" Ami asked, deadly calm.
The lunch bell rang.
"Quite easily" Ranma said over his shoulder as he walked away,from school.
***
Done thinking about the morning Ranma got down to business.
"Vulture..did I get any calls?" Ranma asked.
"A few..one from some girl named B-ko about a job, a death threat from a person named Ukyo and Shampoo said her great grandmother is opening a restaurant near by" Vulture said.
"Shampoo..how did she get our number?"Ranma asked.
"You write it in monster remains for advertising" Vulture said.
"Oh..yeah..." Ranma said sheepishly.
"Anyway, B-Ko will be here soon..I think she wants you to kill someone" Vulture said.
"Finally" Ranma said.
Then there was a knock at the door.
***
Kasami was very nervous. She was outside the office of the most bizarre person she had ever meet.
Kasami, with an eye to detail even better than Nabiki, knew there was a kind, gentle man under the sarcastic, greedy, brutal, rude, crude, and vulgar shell. Plus he was the first person to show interest in her..and stay coherent. Plus she had this feeling she could cut loose and let out her long suppressed wild side out with him.
"But I've never dated..how do other people deal with this?" Kasami thought.
Of course she had this feeling the direct approach would be the only thing to work with a freelance peacekeeping agent.
So she knocked on the door.
***
"Come in" Ranma said.
Kasami walked in, with her eyes darting nerously around the room.
"What can I do for you Kasami?" Ranma asked, nicely shockingly enough.
"Ranma would you..errr.. can we..errr.." Kasami said, feeling like Dr. Tofu.
"You want us to go out on a date?" Ranma asked.
"Yes..." Kasami said.
"Sure" Ranma said warmly.
Kasami fainted.
***
In Ranma's mind, Ranma and Death's Head were having a conversation.
"Why would you want to go out on a date?" Death's Head asked.
"Because I want to, and it might go better than the dates you have been on" Ranma replied.
Ever since Death's Head had been stuck with Ranma, female robots and androids started to want to get close to the infamous freelance peacekeeping agent. They would come out of the woodwork after him. Death's Head had a feeling that Ranma would suffer the same thing..and he was right.
***
Nodoka Saotome worried about her son. Or rather anyone that would get in her son's way.
Genma was tarred, feathered, and stuck to the ceiling by some sort of webbing. This was Ranma's most gentle way of canceling the Tendo-Saotome pact. Genma getting his head chopped off was what would happen if he didn't stop.
"This is what I get for letting Genma train out son..and end up with his bonded to a merciless robot" Nodoka said..glad her son didn't hear her call his other half a robot.
***
B-Ko wondered if there was anyone weirder than Ranma Saotome. He was rude, vulgar, a bit expensive..but hopefully he would soften up A-Ko so she could deal the final blow.
Then C-Ko would be hers...and she could find something new to kill.
***
The rest of the day was uneventful(shocking Ranma). The next morning came and Ranma waited in front of an all girls school for the spawn of Wonder Woman and Superman to show up.
A-Ko was shocked..the only thing between the school and her was a cute guy. It would be a lot easier than five forty foot tall robots.
She was wrong. Ranma moved like lighting. He was faster than a speeding missile, more powerful than a stealth bomber, and able to leap over her punches.
Ranma smirked and hit A-Ko with the Burning Attack. A-Ko flew back ten feet and slammed into a wall. Ranma then threw a few kibolts to bury A-Ko in rubble.
"You killed her..and I wanted to!" B-Ko yelled..and stripped down to her bikini battlesuit.
"I'm going to rip that suit off just to humiliate her" Ranma thought.
B-Ko started firing missiles...and Ranma used a ki trick to make them fall to the ground..and not blow up.
"There is no way you can fight me..this suit makes me A-Ko's equal!" B-Ko boasted.
"I kicked her butt with ease..so I'm her superior..and you..heh" Ranma said..and ripped the "armor" to bits.
B-Ko blushed and tried to cover herself.
"You....pervert!" B-Ko yelled.
"No this is what you get for fighting in your underwear" Ranma said smirking.
A-Ko finally got out from under the rubble.
"Took you long enough, and no I'm not going to fight you anymore..besides..I've just embarrassed your nemesis" Ranma said over his shoulder.
"Wow" A-Ko said.
"WOWTHAT"S..." C-Ko said before Ranma took her down with the Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
"She's not permanently harmed" Ranma said..and started walking away.
"Wait..what's your name?" A-Ko asked.
"Ranma Saotome..and you will see me again.. and soon" Ranma said over his shoulder.
B-Ko was standing still like a statue..wondering if she should kill Ranma ..or try to marry him.
***
Sailor Pluto was ticked off. Ranma Saotome/Death's Head was beating all of her plans to bits. Then again anyone that would impress Unicron would have to be like that.
"Still I can't stand that arrogant, cutthroat, crazy, almost transformer bounty hunter" Sailor Pluto said to herself.
Of course she knew about the infamous Dr. Who..and the dark god of destruction, chaos and a technological Satan that was Unicron. She also knew about Death's Head's two encounters with the Fantastic Four..and that the Cross Council of Kangs really hated Death's Head. Even Shockwave, a powerful Transformer, couldn't stop Death's Head. She looked at the life of Death's Head and saw that it was a bizarre reality and time traveling journey..with Death's Head falling into a pool at Juskenyou just before the events that created Death's Head 2 being a side stop...and created her current problem.
"How can I deal with a being that the Transformers, the Fantastic Four, Iron Man, the Jem'Hadar, even Unicron couldn't stop?" Sailor Pluto mused...and added"Plus an inhumanly strong martial artist with skills from several different realties?"
Sailor Pluto couldn't think of any good answers...
***
Ranma sat at his desk and was deep in thought.
Ranma wondered if someone he met on his interdimensional travels was his other cousin.
Finding that he had an airheaded moron for a cousin was bad. Said airhead was going to the rule the world...well not if Ranma/Death's Head had something to say about it. Tuxedo Wimp and Sailor Dimwit would have to get real jobs. Without evil, everyone would be wimps and have their butts kicked by whatever aliens found Earth after the Sailor Senshi were killed.
"Too bad..though maybe I'll find some way to get a paycheck..and defend this planet" Ranma thought.
"And end up like the Dragonclaws? Oh well as long as you never forget you're just someone hired to kill someone" Death's Head said in the back of Ranma's head.
***
When Ranma got home and saw his cousin he sighed.
"Lovely...I'm related to an airhead and a weenie" Ranma said.
Then Ranma shoved Tenchi Masaki to the ground.
"Don't say anything Aeka..or I'll kick your inbred butt back to Jurai" Ranma said calmly.
"How dare you" Aeka was going to say..but got cut off after the how when Ranma grabbed her by the throat.
"Shut up and I won't kill you..and don't try hitting on me,..you're my grandaunt " Ranma said and dropped Aeka like a bag of bricks.
"Ryoko are you still wanted?" Ranma asked.
"No" Ryoko replied.
"Oh well..." Ranma muttered.
"Why are you so bitter?" Sasami asked.
"I got raised by the stupidest father in the multiverse, and I'm mentally bonded to Death's Head, a mechaniod freelance peacekeeping agent" Ranma said, and added"That reminds me.."
Ranma then blasted his father into orbit with a optic kiblast. Then Ranma poured cold water on himself.
"Related to the weenieking, another person that has power, but no control..ha you wouldn't last ten seconds in a fight that skill matters" Death's Head said.
"Leave Tenchi alone you ..robot" Aeka said..and ended up getting punted into orbit.
"People call me a robot..but never twice,yes?" Death's Head said.
Then Death's Head glared at Washu.
"My other half and I won't become guinea pigs in your experiments..don't even try" Death's Head said..and walked away.
***
A-Ko was slightly shocked when she saw Ranma hovering outside her second story bedroom window.
Then Clark Kent entered the room.
"Hello Kal-El." Ranma said.
"Who did you know that?" the former man of steel asked.
"I know a lot of things...like that the Sailor Senshi are no replacement to the Titans or the Justice League" Ranma said., and added"and those annoying animal mentors..." Ranma shuttered.
"So?" A-Ko asked.
"Someone has to get the metahumans of my generation to hold up to the standards of the greats of the last one..and I sure can't" Ranma said.
"SO you fly into my home..after trying to kill my daughter" Clark kent said.
"I was never hired to kill her..just fight her..that's all I did..she's definitely heir to the man of steel" Ranma said.
"Thanks...I think" A-Ko said.
Diana Kent walked into the room..and saw the remnants of a link to a dark god around Ranma.
"That dark god was named Unicron" Ranma said and added"I've done a lot of things..and been more places than even Access could think of"
Access was the being that keep Earth 616 and the hypertime linked multiverse that had Supermans, Batmans ,etc. on it.
"And you don't want to lead the new generation of metahumans?" A-K asked.
"No..I'm a freelance peacekeeping agent..and martial artist..not a superhero" Ranma said.
"Ok..."A-Ko said.
"That and I like you...." Ranma said..and teleported away.
"He pray that boy wasn't related to Bruce" Clark Kent muttered.
***
Ranma reappeared in his office.
"Things might be looking up.." Ranma thought and turned to see Ukyo as the Green Lantern.
"Or maybe not" Ranma said to himself.