Truth or Dare! (Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred and
George are lazing around in the common room)
Fred: Hey, I'm really bored... let's
play Truth or Dare!
(the boys catcall)
Hermione: Oh well... ok.
(the boys catcall again)
Fred: I will go first... George,
truth or dare?
George (grins): Dare!
Fred: Go dress up as Ariel the
Mermaid and come back down to sing a song!
(George goes up to the boys'
dormitories)
Ron: I'll go next. Hermione, truth or
dare?
Hermione: Erm... erm... dare? No
wait... ok, dare.
Ron: Do three backflips, somersault
in to air and do another 4 backflips.
Hermione: Piece of cake!
(Hermione walks to the end of the
common room... James Bond music starts playing)
Hermione: SOMEONE SHUT THAT!
(music turns off)
Hermione: Thank you.
(takes a deep breath and does three
backflips and somersaults and ends in a split)
Hermione: There!
(the boys gape at her while she goes
back to her couch)
Ron: I - I... amazing...
Hermione: Ok ok, enough staring at
me! Harry, truth or dare?
Harry: I will take ... er,
truth?
Hermione: Who do you like?
Harry: oh man... can I take something
off me instead?
Hermione: ok...
Fred: Harry's gonna strip!
Whoo!
Harry: shut up...
(Harry takes off his robes, leaving
him in T-shirt and jeans)
Harry: Whoa, check out who's
here!
(George reappears dressed up in
make-up)
Fred: HAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S GINNY'S
BRA!
(Harry and Ron are hysterical and
Hermione grins and shakes her head)
George: Ahem ahem.... UP WHERE THEY
WALK, UP WHERE THEY RUN, UP WHERE THEY STAY ALL THEY IN THE
SUUUUNNNN...
(The three boys are in danger of
suffocating and Hermione's laughing like crazy)
Fred: STOP! Go ... haha.... go and
change! I don't want to die!
(George disappears)
Harry: Hahahahaha, ok my turn, Fred,
truth or dare?
Fred: DUH! Of course DARE!
Harry: Take off your shirt!
Hahahaha!
Fred: No prob!
(Fred takes off his shirt and throws
it at Hermione)
Hermione: SICK! (throws it
back)
Fred: Me now! Hermione!
Hermione: WHOA! NOT ME! (scrambles
off the couch)
(Fred chases after her and grabs her
by the arms, drags her back)
Hermione: Ow! Let go! Let go!
(Fred pushes her down on the couch
and leans over her)
Fred: Truth or dare?
Hermione: Alright, truth!
Fred: What colour is your
underwear?
Hermione: YOU - I'm not going to
answer!
Fred: Then take something off!
(Hermione pulls off her sweater,
there's a sleeveless shirt underneath)(George reappears)
George: Whoa, hot!
Hermione: Screw you... my turn,
George, truth or dare?
George: Dare again!
Hermione: Go and ... erm, spy on
Professor SNape! Hahaha!
(George brings Snape there)
Snape: What the
*DOOD*(censored)?
Harry: Professor, I know you hate me
A LOT...
Ron: Don't you?
Snape: What are you talking
about?
(Shake your bon-bon music turns
up!)
Fred and George: Dance!
Snape: Didn't you know, I was an
expert at it!
(starts dancing... when Mcgonagall
comes in...)
Author: Next chapter coming
up!
