Walter vs. the G-man as told by Wren Ðeniro a.k.a Turk

It was just an other day at work for G-man, sitting around bossing those good for nothing scientists around. But something was different today, none of the scientists had showed up at the labs today to complete the usual blow an alien up with a laser experiments. So G-man decided to investigate and go to the scientists dorm, sure enough there they were sitting around not doing their job. "What is-s-s the meaning for this-s-s? Get back to your posts-s-s immediately!" G-man hollered with the usual stuttering of his S's.

"No way, were not listening to you anymore, were free now. There's no way you can stop us." The leader of the revolution answered back shrilly.

"WALTER D. BENNET!! I WILL NOT HAVE THIS-S-S!!" The G-man shouted, and pulled out a gauss gun from his mysterious briefcase.

"Wha-a-at are you going to do with .. that?" Walter asked the G-man with much fear in his voice.

"I will turn you into what will res-s-semble much of last days-s-s experiment!" G-man answered back, much more calmly then before.

"No-No!! I'm your most valuable scientist ... take .. take Dr. Smith, he made me do it! Honestly!" Walter stammered pointing to a colleague standing just beside him.

"WHA–" But Dr. Smith was cut off short by a shot in the head a high powered laser, putting much of his cranial area on the wall behind him.

"Now, I hope there aren't any objections-s-s-s?" G-man asked the remaining scientists.

"No .. sir."All of the scientists said reluctantly.

"Good, now I must return to my office .. and I'll expect you all to return to your s-s-stations-s-s?" G-man asked the scientists while heading out the door.

"Yes .. sir" They all said with even more reluctance.

The G-man then exited the dorms and went back to his office

"NO!! It isn't fair!! I won't have it!! I must kill the evil administrator with fists of fire!!" Walter screamed. "No mere mortal can survive my kung-fu! I'll show him like I showed all of those aliens and soldiers during the "incident" Walter went on.

"I believe your theory is flaw–" But Dr. Johnson fell short of completing his sentence with a "light" tap on the nogging with a crowbar.

"He was looking ill .. I believe he needed some rest." Walter said as he poked Johson's inanimate body. "But I would never hurt a fellow colleague, truly." And with that he went off to destroy the evil administrator armed with nothing but his amazing fists of fire. Walter reached the door to the administrator's office and prepared to rush in and vanquish the evil that lurked within.

"Perhaps I should send some friends in first to weaken him ..." But then the door swung open and out walked the G-man, briefcase in hand.

"Yes-s-s? What do you want?" G-man asked Walter who was now looking somewhat timid.

"Uh ... umm ..." Walter stammered on, but he drew enough courage and went on "TO DESTROY YOU!! YOU EVIL, EVIL MAN!!" And with that he leaped towards the G-man fists in full fury action.

But the G-man mearly held up his briefcase and deflected every mighty blow, he then held up his briefcase high and swung it down on Walter's head with so much force it knocked Walter out cold.

"Now if you will excuse me, I have to use the little-administrator's room." And continued to the bathroom.

With Walter defeated, and the G-man alive, it was just an other day at Black-Mesa Research Facilities.