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A Day in the Clink
Skullkid: (blows harmonica long and mournfully, looks
up when his cell begins to open)
Soldier: Here's your new roommate. (tosses in Link)
Skullkid: (sizes Link up) Whatcha in for?
Link: It's a long story....
Skullkid: Trust me, we have time.
Link: It started this morning.... (enters flashback mode)
Link: ... I've got a beautiful feeling, everything's going
my WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!
**A knock came on the door)
Link: (waltzes over to the door, opens)
Salesman: (walks in univited) Yes sir, I have an irrisistible
offer for you. Look at this, it sharpens your sword, is a remote control
for flushing your toilet, and tastes like cheese when you lick it.
Link: (holds up his) Already got one, thanks!
Salesman: NOOOOOOOO! I'M NEVER GOING TO SELL ONE OF THESE
STUPID THINGS!! (begins to attack Link, runs off with over 500 rupees and
all Link's clothes except his boxers)
Zelda: (Walks in, raises her eyebrows) Ummmmmm........
Link: Heh,heh?
Zelda: (slaps Link, walks out)
Link: Ai yai yai! (gingerly touches cheek, puts on Zora
tunic.) Oh well......
Ruto: (Waltzes in) We're going to the beach!
Link: Err.......... I'm allergic to sand?
Ruto: Why you! (slaps Link, walks out)
Link: Errrrrrrrrr......... I've still got that beautiful
feeling?
Kafei: (Marches in carrying fishing rod) Hey Link, let's
go fishing!
Link: NO, I have this ticket to the Indigogo's Concert
at the Lake.
Kafei: Hmmph! Wait......... didn't you WIN a PAIR of tickets?
Link: I'm going with Zelda. (hears knock on door, opens
it)
Royal Guard: The Princess has told me to inform you that
she's sick and will not be attending the concert with you tonight.
Kafei: Great, you can go with me now!
Link: Ai yai yai!
Anju: Kafei, where are you?
Link: Oh, hey Anju!
Anju: Kafei, I got us two second-row tickets to that concert
tonight!
Kafei: (to Link as he runs out door) Later loser!
Link: Stupid feeling! (crosses arms)
Malon: (walks in) Hey Link, what's up?
Link: I'm going to the concert by myself tonight, want
to come?
Malon: I'm going with Mido.
Link: What the whiz!?!
Mido: Come along, Malon.
Malon: Nice to see you, Link! (leaves with Mido)
Link: I'm not going to the concert by myself!
Saria: Hey Link, guess what! A soldier asked me to the
concert tonight!
Link: Great, just great!
Saria: (slaps Link, leaves)
Link: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ingo: I'll go with you.
Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (runs wildly
finally ending up in Termania.)
Happy Mask Salesman: You look sad, let me teach you a
song! (pulls organ out of pocket) Keep the Song of Happiness near your
rear!
Link: C-Down, C-Down, C-Down, C-Down, C-Down!
Link: (Is now incredibly happy)
Sakon: Hey buddy, can I hold 100 rupees!?!
Link: Lalala, sure! (gives them to Sakon)
Sakon: (runs away)
Link: (song wears off) Oh great!
**That night**
Link: (hic) 'Nother (hic) Racheau Matoni!
Bill Barten: No buddy, I think you've had enough!
Link: (angrily) 'Nother (hic, hic) Mateau Lachoni!
Barten: Bubba, take him outside!
Bubba: (picks up Link, throws him outside)
Link: (begins to stagger about Clock Town)
Soldier: (looks at Link) Look buddy, you're stinking drunk.
If you so much as fart, I'll throw you in jail, got it!?!
Link: (slowly becomes less drunk) Yessir! (sees Rodgers&Hammerstein
walking by)
Rodgers&Hammerstein: (continues strolling)
Link: Your song started all this! (draws sword rushes
them, sees soldier charge him in the corner of his eye)
**Flashback ends**
Skullkid: Tough luck!
Link: Ai yai yai!
Soldier: Someone is here to bail you out!
Link: Zelda!
Zelda: I couldn't stay mad at you, now if we hurry we
can make the concert.
Skullkid: What about me!?!
Link: Later loser... (begins to hum beautiful feeling)
Skullkid: Dang. Ah well. (takes out harmonica and starts
playing it again)
