Scene 21: Wood's; Ronnie exit's the secret hideout, followed by Renoldo, as well as a sulking David.
CUT TO: Mike and Davy sneaking into the lab and over to the table Peter is laying on. He is no longer strapped down, and the suction cup's have been removed from his body.
Nar: Where's Micky now?
Mike:(looking at camera) I give up, where?
Narrator smack's his/her forehead, groaning, just as Micky run's on from off SR.
Micky:(looking at camera) Why didn't you tell me you were gonna have David do the last scene?!
Davy:(confused) I didn't do the last scene.
Nar: I told Jesse to tell you.
Micky: Yeah, after I was already dressed for the scene!
Dassa's voice: Hey. if you'd have gotten ready a little faster, we wouldn't have had to get David to do your part in the first place!
Nar: Dassa!
Davy:(still confused) But I didn't do Micky's part!
Nar: Not you, Davy.
Micky: It wouldn't have killed you to wait five minutes! I had to change!!
Dassa: It take's you five minutes to throw a cloak over your head and get your butt on stage!?!
Micky: Hey, you wanna piece a'me, kid!?
Nar: Guy's-
Dassa:(walking on from SL) No, I want the whole thing!
Micky: Bring it on, short stuff!
Dassa and Micky lunge at each other and fall to the stage floor, fighting!
Mike: Micky, stop it!!
Matt's voice:(distant) Hey, what's goin' on?
Nar: C'mon, you guy's! Knock it off!
Davy:(grinning) Cat fight!!
Peter:(sitting up) What!!?
Matt's voice:(growing closer) Huh!?
Mike: What!!?
Nar: Davy!!
Micky: Why you-
Micky forget's about Dassa and jump's to his feet. Davy run's off SR, laughing, and bump's into Matt who is entering, confused. Micky charges after him, also bumping into Matt, who fall's.
Matt: Whoa!
He hit's the floor.
Nar: Guy's!! Get back here!! Matt, are you OK?
Dassa:(getting up; mumbling; brushing off her clothes) Stupid idiot.....
Nar:(Scolding) Dassa!
Dassa walk's off SL. Mike offer's a hand to Matt and helps him up. Peter look's at the camera.
Peter: Can I go to the bathroom?
Nar:(sighing) Yeah, go ahead.
Peter hop's off the table and exit's, SR. Mike and a very confused Matt look at the camera.
Nar: Now what?
Mike: I dunno......(look's at watch)........You wanna go get lunch or somethin'?
Nar: Sure, let's wait for Peter, though. I think he said something about wanting to eat earlier. You wanna come, Matt?
Matt: I guess.
Mike: Ok, (to Narrator) you and Matt go round up a couple people and I'll bring my truck around.
Nar: Alright.
Mike walk's off SL; Matt exit's SR and footstep's can be heard as he and the Narrator walk's away. Their footsteps fade into the distance and Mike's footsteps are cut off by a closing door.
Scene 21: Part 2: Take 2: Mike, Micky and Davy are standing in front of the table Peter is laying on.
Davy: Is he dead?
Mike: I don't know.
Micky: What are we gonna do?
Pause:
Mike: I have an idea.
Scene 22: Wood's; just outside a little house.
Micky's voice: Man, do we really have to CARRY him?
Nar: Yes.
Dassa's voice:(distance) Unless you don't think you can handle it!?
Micky's voice: Gosh darn you-
Nar: That's enough, you two.
After a moment, Mike, Micky and Davy enter from off SR, Davy walking in front and Mike and Micky carrying Peter. Micky has Peter's arm's and Mike has Peter's leg's. Davy knock's on the door of the house. No answer. He knock's again, but still no answer. Then Mike realizes something.
Mike: Doh!
He droppes Peter's leg's and run's off SL.
Micky: Mike!
Davy rushes to help Micky just as the door opens to reveal Mike!
Mike: Sorry, I forgot about this part......(clears throught)....Whadda ya want?
Nar: Hold on. Nathan!!
Voice:(distant) Yeah?
Nar: C'mere! I need you to fill in for Mike!
Nate's voice:(growing closer) Why?
Nar: Multiple roll's.
Nathan walk's on from SR in 60's jeans and t-shirt.
Nate:(acting as if he understands) Oh.
Mike hand's Nate his script.
Nar: OK, keep going.
Davy: Are you Miracle Mike?
Mike: I'm retired.
Nate: I don't see how, you're only twenty-three.
Nar: He's supposed to be playing an old man.
Mike: Yeah, I didn't have time to change.
Micky: Well, can you help us?
Mike: Depend's, how much money ya got?
Micky: Five buck's, I think. We just gave Babbitt the rent money.
Mike: I guess it'll hafta do, bring'im in.
Davy, Nate, and Micky carry Peter into the (makeshift) house, and Mike shut's the door.
Davy: Where can we put him?
Mike:(pointing) That table is fine.
Peter:(looking around) Not another table!
Micky: You're supposed to be unconcious.
Peter: Oh.
He goes back into his unconcious position as Davy and Micky lift him up onto the old, wooden table.
Mike: So, what's wrong with him anyway?
Peter:(eye's closed; trying to help) I'm unconcious.
Micky hit's Peter upside the head.
Peter: Ow-
Davy: We're not sure, that prince guy did something to him. Can you fix him?
Mike:(looking Peter over) Hmmmmm.......... I suppose I could try. Hand me that thing, wouldja?
He point's to the object he need's, and Davy hand's him an old-fashioned air pump.
Mike: Thank's.
Just as Mike is about to put the end of the air pump into Peter's mouth, Peter throw's his arm's up, blocking it.
Peter: Uh-uh! No way is he sticking that nasty thing in my mouth!
Nar: Come on, Peter!
Micky: Yeah, man. It's in the script.
Peter: I don't care, do you have any idea where that thing's been!?
Nar: We had it washed.
Peter:(folding his arm's across his chest; scowling) Yeah right.
Nar:(sighs) Jesse!?
Jesse's voice: Huh?
Nar: Did you wash the air pump?
Jesse's voice: No, Matt did.
Nar: Ok, thank's.(to Peter) See?
Peter: Did he wash the inside?
Nar: C'mon, Peter!?
Peter: No! I won't!
He bite's his lip's together to prevent anything from getting inside. The Narrator groans.
Nar: Fine, you don't have to.
Micky: But he need's air in him!
Dassa's voice: Well, we all know you've got plenty of hot air to spare, Mick!
Micky: Man, you're really asking for it!
Nar: Be quiet, Dassa. Don't let it bother you, Micky.
Micky:(crossing arm's) Hmph.
Nar: Ya know what? Why don't you take a brake. Find Jesse and you guy's can go get lunch since you didn't get to come with us earlier. I'll have David fill in for ya.
Micky: You sure?
Nar: Yeah, I'm positive. Hey Dassa, can you go find David for me?
Dassa's voice: Sure.
Davy: I'm right here.
Mike: Not you, the other David.
Davy: Oh.
Nar: I think Jesse's in the film room looking for more blank reel's, Micky.
Micky:(walking off, SR) Oh, ok. Thank's.
David's voice:(distant) Did you want me?
Nar: Yeah, I need you to fill in for Micky again.
David's voice:(coming closer) Again, what for?
Nate: He needed a brake.
David: Oh.
Mike: Yeah, no thank's to Dassa......
Nar:(wanting to change subject) AN-EE-WAY!!
Mike:(to Davy and David) I think I found the problem with your friend, here.
David:(puzzled) But you didn't do anything?
Davy:(whispering) We're skipping that part.
David: Oh.
Mike: Now, where did I put those blasted Miracle pill's.......
He begin's searching around the room.
Mike: Phyllis!?
A women walk's into the room from off SL.
Phyllis: What is it, honey?
Mike: Guy's, this is my wife, Phyllis.
David: But we know that already.
Davy: Not in this movie, we don't.
David: Oh, ok. Sorry.
Mike: Phyllis, have you seen-
Phyllis hold's up a small, white bottle, and Mike stop's talking, realizing that she's way ahead of him.
Mike:(taking bottle) Thank's.
Phyllis: You left them by the kitchen sink again. You have to stop doing that or else they'll fall into the garbage disposal again.
Mike: Ok, I'm sorry. I'll try an' remember next time, hon.
Phyllis smile's and give's Mike a kiss on the cheek before turning and leaving the room SL.
Mike:(to the guy's) Here, give him one of these every hour or so.
He write's something on the bottle with a black, perminent marker before handing it to David, who read's it. The wrapper on the bottle says Tylenol, and written over it in black is Myrakl Pil's (purpose wrong spelling)
Nate: Thank's, man!
David: This is Tylenol.
Mike: I know, it work's miracles! Just don't give him too many at once or he'll end up in the hospital.
Phyllis' voice: Like you did?
Mike's face turn's read with embarresement.
Davy: Well, I guess we better get goin' then. Thank's again, Mike.
David: Yeah! Thank's!
They both lift Peter off of the table and exit the (makeshift) house, SR.
Mike:(waving) No problem, guy's! Good luck!
Davy, Nate, David & Peter!: Thank's!
Scene 23: Davy, Nate, and David sit with Peter on the outside of the castle wall. Just then, Mike rushed on from SL, now dressed in attire from scene 7-9.
Mike: Ok, I'm here.
Nate: Alright.
Nate walk's off SR.
Davy: Is Micky back yet?
Mike: I'm not sure. (turning; yelling offstage) Hey, Dassa, did Micky and Jesse get back yet!?
Dassa's voice:(purposely being annoying) I don't know, did they?
Mike roll's his eye's.
Mike:(sarcastically) Thank's for your help.
Dassa's voice: Any time!
Nar: Oh well, he'll be back soon. Let's just keep going.
Mike: Ok.....(clears throat)......David, you say the starting line.
David: I do? (look's at script) Oh....um.........
He look's around the corner of the wall at the gaurd's standing by the door, then back at the others.
David: Any idea's for getting inside?
Davy:(pointing his thumb at Peter) That's what we've got him for.
Peter is sitting on the ground, leaning against the wall, still unconcious. Davy is sitting next to him, and Mike and David are standing.
David: But he's unconcious.
Mike: That's what the miracle pill's are for.
David: You mean Tylenol?
Mike: Whatever.
Davy: Say, why are we braking into the castle anyway?
Mike: Because his girlfriends' in there, and we gotta save'er.
David: Why?
Mike: Because she's being forced to marry the prince.
David: Poor thing....I pitty her.....
Davy: How is it that you know all this, Mike?
Mike:(grinning) I read the script.
Davy & David: Ooooohhhh.........
David: Should we give him some Tylen-...er...a miracle pill now?
Mike: Yeah, get'em out. Sittin' around here talkin' ain't doin' us no good.
David pull's the small, white bottle out of his pocket and opens it, pulling out one small pill. Then he hand's it to Mike and closes the bottle, sticking it back into his pocket. Then he crouches down by Peter, as does Mike.
Mike: Open his mouth, Dave.
David and Davy both reach, then look at each other, puzzled.
Mike:(pointing at Davy) That Dave.
David blushes and pull's his hand back, and Davy set's to work opening Peter's mouth. Once open, Mike stick's the pill in and closes it.
Davy: How long do you think it'll take before he come's to?
Mike: Oh, I'd give him a good hour at least-
Just then, Peter's eye's snap open and he look's around, petrified.
Peter:(freaking out) Where am I!?!?!
Mike: Whoa! Calm down, man!!
Peter: Mike!? Mike!! Oh, thank God it's you!!
Peter jump's on Mike, clinging to him like a life preserver and nearly knocking him over!
Mike:-Oof!
Davy: Oh sure, (crossing arm's; pouting) You're glad to see Mike, but are you glad to see me? Nooooo......
David:(to himself; scratching his head in wonder) Why don't girl's cling to me that way?
Peter:(histarically) Mike!! There was this guy!!.....and....and...he-he had this machine.....and a table and......Oh God, it was terrible!!!! Don't let them take me back!!! Don't let them take me back!!!!!
Mike:(rolling his eye's; trying to comfort Peter) I know, Peter, I know.....
Scene 24: Valleri is sitting in front of a large vanity, looking at her reflection in the mirror. She is wearing a beautiful wedding dress; Ronnie is standing behind her.
Ronnie: You don't seem excited, my little love muffin?
Valleri: I'm not getting married tonight.
She stand's and turn's to face him.
Valleri: Peter will save me.
Then she walk's off SL. Once she's gone, Ronnie turns to the camera and smiles evilly.
Ronnie:(low to himself) Bwahahaha....
Scene 25: David, Davy, Mike, and Peter are standing outside the castle walls. Peter is back to normal now(thank God!).
Peter: So what's your plan for getting inside?
The other three look at each other, puzzled.
David: Well, um....we were hopin' that...maybe......you'd be able to think of somethin'.
Peter: Me!?
Davy: Yeah, you're the brains of this outfit.
Peter:(worried) I am?
Mike: Yep.
Peter: But I don't have the slightest idea how to get us inside!
Mike: C'mon, man! Think of Valleri!
Taking Mike's advice seriously, Peter closes his eye's and think's back.....
FADE TO: Flashback:
SONG: Forget That Girl: Recorded at RCA Victor Studio C, Hollywood, March 7 & 8, 1967. Featured in One Man Shy(duh!).
Scene's from One Man Shy play across the screen for a good five minutes. Then...
Mike's voice: Peter?...(pause).....Peter!!
CUT BACK TO: Peter's eye's snap open and he look's at Mike, determined.
Peter: Let's do it!
David:(punching the air with enthusiasme) All right!!!
Davy: Groovy! Now we're getting somewhere!
Mike: See Peter, I knew you could do it! What's your plan?
Peter: Plan? I don't have a plan.....
Mike groans and smacks his forehead, Davy roll's his eye's, David look's heavenward with a "why me?" look on his face.
Micky's voice: Wait! I'm here!!
Nar: Micky!! There you are, where have you been!?
Micky:(running on from SR) Some jerk side-swipped my car and we ended up in a ditch.
Nar: Is Jesse ok?
Micky: Yeah, she's all right. She's in the bathroom right now.
Nar: Ok, you can go now, David.
Davy: I can?
David: Thank God!
He throws the script over his shoulder and walks off SL.
Davy: Can I leave?
Nar: No.
Davy:(whining) You gave Micky a brake!
Nar: Micky was over-stressed, you're not.
Davy:(hands on hips) You really don't like me, do you?
Nar: I only don't like you when you're being annoying, other then that, I like you plenty. You just need to lighten up.
Davy: Lighten up!! I'm plenty lightened up!! If I were anymore lightened up, I'd be floating!!
Nar: Alright, alright!! Take a brake!! (yelling) Matt, can you fill in for Davy? He need's a brake before he explodes, I can't handle him anymore!
Matt's voice:(distant) Sure.
Davy storms off SR, his attitude clearly taking a turn for the worse.
Nar: Mike, you don't wanna take a brake too, do you?
Mike: Nope, I'm doin' just fine. I'll be the dependable one for ya since it seems the others ain't.
Nar:(sighing tiredly) Thanks, Mike.
Peter: Hey, I can be dependable, too! I haven't taken a single brake yet! Can I be the dependable one, too?
Nar:(as if to a child) Yes, Peter. You're very dependable, too.
Peter smiles broadly, just as Matt enters from off SL.
Matt: What did you guy's do to Davy?
Nar: We didn't do anything to Davy.
Matt: Well, I just saw him going into the brake room. Two seconds later, Dassa and Jesse nearly RAN out.
Nar: He's just got an attitude problem right now.
Matt: Attitude problem or not, somebody better go talk to him before he brakes the coffee machine.
Nar: Coffee machine?
Matt: Jesse said he was tryin' to make coffee.
Peter, Mike, and Micky: Uh-oh.
Nar: I'll go talk to him. (calling) Jesse, can you take over at the camera for me?
Jesse's voice: Sure thing.
Footsteps are heard as the Narrator walks away and Jesse walk's up to man the camera.
Jesse's voice: Where are we?
Peter: In Studio 23.
Jesse's voice: No, I mean in the script.
Mike: Um...I think it's scene 25.
Jesse's voice: Oh, ok. Matt, I take it you're filling for Davy.
Matt: Yep, where do I stand?
Jesse's voice: Um.....(obviously checking script) Over there by Micky. Do you have a script?
Matt: No.
Mike:(picking up the script David dropped before) Here, use this one. I think Davy took his with him.
Matt:(taking script) Thanks.
He begin's to flip through the script, looking for the right scene.
Jesse's voice: Alright, Micky, you've got the next line.
Micky: Ok....(clears throat)....Hey, I've got an idea!
Peter: Oh good, that means I won't have to think of something!
Matt: What is it, Micky?
Micky: Well, considering how many gaurds there are at the door, I thought this might work.....
Scene 26: A bunch of men are standing around the front gate of the castle, gaurding it.
Gaurd 1:(speaking to the gaurd next to him) Think we'll have any trouble?
Gaurd 2: I doubt it, the prince is probably just being paranoid.
Gaurd 1: Yeah, I know. (beat) Ya know, I've been thinking of quitting this job.
Gaurd 2: Why?
Gaurd 1: I'm missing my daughters birthday for this.
Gaurd 2: Oh.
Scene 27: Inside chapel: Wedding music is being played on an organ in the background as Ronnie and Valleri walk down the isle.
Ronnie:(low to Valleri) Well, here goes nothing.
Valleri: You're absolutely right.
Ronnie understands the meaning of that comment completely, but says nothing as they stop in front of the priest. There is a short pause after the organ stops playing, then the priest speaks.
(I had to add this!!)
Priest: Mawwage(marriage).....Mawwage(marriage) is whot(what) bwings(bring's) us togevah(together)....today. Dat(that) Bwessed(blessed) event....Dat(that) dweam(dream)....wiffin(within).....a dweam(dream)......
Some people in the back rows are snickering at how the man talks, others are groaning.
Scene 28: Blackscreen:
Jesse's voice: Uh...On acount of scene 28 seems to be missing at the moment, we're going to skip to scene 29. Thanks.
Scene 29: Mike, Micky, Peter, and Matt are sneaking down one of the hallways of the castle. They are apparently lost.
Mike: Where in tarnation are we!?
Matt pull's a large map out of his pocket and unfolds it, looking it over, with Mike looking over his shoulder and Micky and Peter standing next to him.
Matt: Ah-hah! We're right here.
He points to a spot on the map.
Mike, Micky, and Peter: Ooooohhhh.........
Just then, a couple gaurds and Count Renoldo round a corner and come face to face with our group. Renoldo sees Peter.
Renoldo: You!?!
Peter: Me?
Renoldo:(to his men) Get'em!
Micky: I think this would be a good time to run.
Mike: Me too.
They turn and take off in the other direction, and Renoldo and his gaurds follow.
Scene 30: Chapel: The priest is continueing.
Priest:.....In which wuv(love), twu wuv(true love).....Wiw(will) Fowwow(follow) you......Fo'evah(forever).....
Ronnie:(low to priest) Skip to the end.
Priest: Have you da wing(the ring)?
CUT TO: Mike and Davy sneaking into the lab and over to the table Peter is laying on. He is no longer strapped down, and the suction cup's have been removed from his body.
Nar: Where's Micky now?
Mike:(looking at camera) I give up, where?
Narrator smack's his/her forehead, groaning, just as Micky run's on from off SR.
Micky:(looking at camera) Why didn't you tell me you were gonna have David do the last scene?!
Davy:(confused) I didn't do the last scene.
Nar: I told Jesse to tell you.
Micky: Yeah, after I was already dressed for the scene!
Dassa's voice: Hey. if you'd have gotten ready a little faster, we wouldn't have had to get David to do your part in the first place!
Nar: Dassa!
Davy:(still confused) But I didn't do Micky's part!
Nar: Not you, Davy.
Micky: It wouldn't have killed you to wait five minutes! I had to change!!
Dassa: It take's you five minutes to throw a cloak over your head and get your butt on stage!?!
Micky: Hey, you wanna piece a'me, kid!?
Nar: Guy's-
Dassa:(walking on from SL) No, I want the whole thing!
Micky: Bring it on, short stuff!
Dassa and Micky lunge at each other and fall to the stage floor, fighting!
Mike: Micky, stop it!!
Matt's voice:(distant) Hey, what's goin' on?
Nar: C'mon, you guy's! Knock it off!
Davy:(grinning) Cat fight!!
Peter:(sitting up) What!!?
Matt's voice:(growing closer) Huh!?
Mike: What!!?
Nar: Davy!!
Micky: Why you-
Micky forget's about Dassa and jump's to his feet. Davy run's off SR, laughing, and bump's into Matt who is entering, confused. Micky charges after him, also bumping into Matt, who fall's.
Matt: Whoa!
He hit's the floor.
Nar: Guy's!! Get back here!! Matt, are you OK?
Dassa:(getting up; mumbling; brushing off her clothes) Stupid idiot.....
Nar:(Scolding) Dassa!
Dassa walk's off SL. Mike offer's a hand to Matt and helps him up. Peter look's at the camera.
Peter: Can I go to the bathroom?
Nar:(sighing) Yeah, go ahead.
Peter hop's off the table and exit's, SR. Mike and a very confused Matt look at the camera.
Nar: Now what?
Mike: I dunno......(look's at watch)........You wanna go get lunch or somethin'?
Nar: Sure, let's wait for Peter, though. I think he said something about wanting to eat earlier. You wanna come, Matt?
Matt: I guess.
Mike: Ok, (to Narrator) you and Matt go round up a couple people and I'll bring my truck around.
Nar: Alright.
Mike walk's off SL; Matt exit's SR and footstep's can be heard as he and the Narrator walk's away. Their footsteps fade into the distance and Mike's footsteps are cut off by a closing door.
Scene 21: Part 2: Take 2: Mike, Micky and Davy are standing in front of the table Peter is laying on.
Davy: Is he dead?
Mike: I don't know.
Micky: What are we gonna do?
Pause:
Mike: I have an idea.
Scene 22: Wood's; just outside a little house.
Micky's voice: Man, do we really have to CARRY him?
Nar: Yes.
Dassa's voice:(distance) Unless you don't think you can handle it!?
Micky's voice: Gosh darn you-
Nar: That's enough, you two.
After a moment, Mike, Micky and Davy enter from off SR, Davy walking in front and Mike and Micky carrying Peter. Micky has Peter's arm's and Mike has Peter's leg's. Davy knock's on the door of the house. No answer. He knock's again, but still no answer. Then Mike realizes something.
Mike: Doh!
He droppes Peter's leg's and run's off SL.
Micky: Mike!
Davy rushes to help Micky just as the door opens to reveal Mike!
Mike: Sorry, I forgot about this part......(clears throught)....Whadda ya want?
Nar: Hold on. Nathan!!
Voice:(distant) Yeah?
Nar: C'mere! I need you to fill in for Mike!
Nate's voice:(growing closer) Why?
Nar: Multiple roll's.
Nathan walk's on from SR in 60's jeans and t-shirt.
Nate:(acting as if he understands) Oh.
Mike hand's Nate his script.
Nar: OK, keep going.
Davy: Are you Miracle Mike?
Mike: I'm retired.
Nate: I don't see how, you're only twenty-three.
Nar: He's supposed to be playing an old man.
Mike: Yeah, I didn't have time to change.
Micky: Well, can you help us?
Mike: Depend's, how much money ya got?
Micky: Five buck's, I think. We just gave Babbitt the rent money.
Mike: I guess it'll hafta do, bring'im in.
Davy, Nate, and Micky carry Peter into the (makeshift) house, and Mike shut's the door.
Davy: Where can we put him?
Mike:(pointing) That table is fine.
Peter:(looking around) Not another table!
Micky: You're supposed to be unconcious.
Peter: Oh.
He goes back into his unconcious position as Davy and Micky lift him up onto the old, wooden table.
Mike: So, what's wrong with him anyway?
Peter:(eye's closed; trying to help) I'm unconcious.
Micky hit's Peter upside the head.
Peter: Ow-
Davy: We're not sure, that prince guy did something to him. Can you fix him?
Mike:(looking Peter over) Hmmmmm.......... I suppose I could try. Hand me that thing, wouldja?
He point's to the object he need's, and Davy hand's him an old-fashioned air pump.
Mike: Thank's.
Just as Mike is about to put the end of the air pump into Peter's mouth, Peter throw's his arm's up, blocking it.
Peter: Uh-uh! No way is he sticking that nasty thing in my mouth!
Nar: Come on, Peter!
Micky: Yeah, man. It's in the script.
Peter: I don't care, do you have any idea where that thing's been!?
Nar: We had it washed.
Peter:(folding his arm's across his chest; scowling) Yeah right.
Nar:(sighs) Jesse!?
Jesse's voice: Huh?
Nar: Did you wash the air pump?
Jesse's voice: No, Matt did.
Nar: Ok, thank's.(to Peter) See?
Peter: Did he wash the inside?
Nar: C'mon, Peter!?
Peter: No! I won't!
He bite's his lip's together to prevent anything from getting inside. The Narrator groans.
Nar: Fine, you don't have to.
Micky: But he need's air in him!
Dassa's voice: Well, we all know you've got plenty of hot air to spare, Mick!
Micky: Man, you're really asking for it!
Nar: Be quiet, Dassa. Don't let it bother you, Micky.
Micky:(crossing arm's) Hmph.
Nar: Ya know what? Why don't you take a brake. Find Jesse and you guy's can go get lunch since you didn't get to come with us earlier. I'll have David fill in for ya.
Micky: You sure?
Nar: Yeah, I'm positive. Hey Dassa, can you go find David for me?
Dassa's voice: Sure.
Davy: I'm right here.
Mike: Not you, the other David.
Davy: Oh.
Nar: I think Jesse's in the film room looking for more blank reel's, Micky.
Micky:(walking off, SR) Oh, ok. Thank's.
David's voice:(distant) Did you want me?
Nar: Yeah, I need you to fill in for Micky again.
David's voice:(coming closer) Again, what for?
Nate: He needed a brake.
David: Oh.
Mike: Yeah, no thank's to Dassa......
Nar:(wanting to change subject) AN-EE-WAY!!
Mike:(to Davy and David) I think I found the problem with your friend, here.
David:(puzzled) But you didn't do anything?
Davy:(whispering) We're skipping that part.
David: Oh.
Mike: Now, where did I put those blasted Miracle pill's.......
He begin's searching around the room.
Mike: Phyllis!?
A women walk's into the room from off SL.
Phyllis: What is it, honey?
Mike: Guy's, this is my wife, Phyllis.
David: But we know that already.
Davy: Not in this movie, we don't.
David: Oh, ok. Sorry.
Mike: Phyllis, have you seen-
Phyllis hold's up a small, white bottle, and Mike stop's talking, realizing that she's way ahead of him.
Mike:(taking bottle) Thank's.
Phyllis: You left them by the kitchen sink again. You have to stop doing that or else they'll fall into the garbage disposal again.
Mike: Ok, I'm sorry. I'll try an' remember next time, hon.
Phyllis smile's and give's Mike a kiss on the cheek before turning and leaving the room SL.
Mike:(to the guy's) Here, give him one of these every hour or so.
He write's something on the bottle with a black, perminent marker before handing it to David, who read's it. The wrapper on the bottle says Tylenol, and written over it in black is Myrakl Pil's (purpose wrong spelling)
Nate: Thank's, man!
David: This is Tylenol.
Mike: I know, it work's miracles! Just don't give him too many at once or he'll end up in the hospital.
Phyllis' voice: Like you did?
Mike's face turn's read with embarresement.
Davy: Well, I guess we better get goin' then. Thank's again, Mike.
David: Yeah! Thank's!
They both lift Peter off of the table and exit the (makeshift) house, SR.
Mike:(waving) No problem, guy's! Good luck!
Davy, Nate, David & Peter!: Thank's!
Scene 23: Davy, Nate, and David sit with Peter on the outside of the castle wall. Just then, Mike rushed on from SL, now dressed in attire from scene 7-9.
Mike: Ok, I'm here.
Nate: Alright.
Nate walk's off SR.
Davy: Is Micky back yet?
Mike: I'm not sure. (turning; yelling offstage) Hey, Dassa, did Micky and Jesse get back yet!?
Dassa's voice:(purposely being annoying) I don't know, did they?
Mike roll's his eye's.
Mike:(sarcastically) Thank's for your help.
Dassa's voice: Any time!
Nar: Oh well, he'll be back soon. Let's just keep going.
Mike: Ok.....(clears throat)......David, you say the starting line.
David: I do? (look's at script) Oh....um.........
He look's around the corner of the wall at the gaurd's standing by the door, then back at the others.
David: Any idea's for getting inside?
Davy:(pointing his thumb at Peter) That's what we've got him for.
Peter is sitting on the ground, leaning against the wall, still unconcious. Davy is sitting next to him, and Mike and David are standing.
David: But he's unconcious.
Mike: That's what the miracle pill's are for.
David: You mean Tylenol?
Mike: Whatever.
Davy: Say, why are we braking into the castle anyway?
Mike: Because his girlfriends' in there, and we gotta save'er.
David: Why?
Mike: Because she's being forced to marry the prince.
David: Poor thing....I pitty her.....
Davy: How is it that you know all this, Mike?
Mike:(grinning) I read the script.
Davy & David: Ooooohhhh.........
David: Should we give him some Tylen-...er...a miracle pill now?
Mike: Yeah, get'em out. Sittin' around here talkin' ain't doin' us no good.
David pull's the small, white bottle out of his pocket and opens it, pulling out one small pill. Then he hand's it to Mike and closes the bottle, sticking it back into his pocket. Then he crouches down by Peter, as does Mike.
Mike: Open his mouth, Dave.
David and Davy both reach, then look at each other, puzzled.
Mike:(pointing at Davy) That Dave.
David blushes and pull's his hand back, and Davy set's to work opening Peter's mouth. Once open, Mike stick's the pill in and closes it.
Davy: How long do you think it'll take before he come's to?
Mike: Oh, I'd give him a good hour at least-
Just then, Peter's eye's snap open and he look's around, petrified.
Peter:(freaking out) Where am I!?!?!
Mike: Whoa! Calm down, man!!
Peter: Mike!? Mike!! Oh, thank God it's you!!
Peter jump's on Mike, clinging to him like a life preserver and nearly knocking him over!
Mike:-Oof!
Davy: Oh sure, (crossing arm's; pouting) You're glad to see Mike, but are you glad to see me? Nooooo......
David:(to himself; scratching his head in wonder) Why don't girl's cling to me that way?
Peter:(histarically) Mike!! There was this guy!!.....and....and...he-he had this machine.....and a table and......Oh God, it was terrible!!!! Don't let them take me back!!! Don't let them take me back!!!!!
Mike:(rolling his eye's; trying to comfort Peter) I know, Peter, I know.....
Scene 24: Valleri is sitting in front of a large vanity, looking at her reflection in the mirror. She is wearing a beautiful wedding dress; Ronnie is standing behind her.
Ronnie: You don't seem excited, my little love muffin?
Valleri: I'm not getting married tonight.
She stand's and turn's to face him.
Valleri: Peter will save me.
Then she walk's off SL. Once she's gone, Ronnie turns to the camera and smiles evilly.
Ronnie:(low to himself) Bwahahaha....
Scene 25: David, Davy, Mike, and Peter are standing outside the castle walls. Peter is back to normal now(thank God!).
Peter: So what's your plan for getting inside?
The other three look at each other, puzzled.
David: Well, um....we were hopin' that...maybe......you'd be able to think of somethin'.
Peter: Me!?
Davy: Yeah, you're the brains of this outfit.
Peter:(worried) I am?
Mike: Yep.
Peter: But I don't have the slightest idea how to get us inside!
Mike: C'mon, man! Think of Valleri!
Taking Mike's advice seriously, Peter closes his eye's and think's back.....
FADE TO: Flashback:
SONG: Forget That Girl: Recorded at RCA Victor Studio C, Hollywood, March 7 & 8, 1967. Featured in One Man Shy(duh!).
Scene's from One Man Shy play across the screen for a good five minutes. Then...
Mike's voice: Peter?...(pause).....Peter!!
CUT BACK TO: Peter's eye's snap open and he look's at Mike, determined.
Peter: Let's do it!
David:(punching the air with enthusiasme) All right!!!
Davy: Groovy! Now we're getting somewhere!
Mike: See Peter, I knew you could do it! What's your plan?
Peter: Plan? I don't have a plan.....
Mike groans and smacks his forehead, Davy roll's his eye's, David look's heavenward with a "why me?" look on his face.
Micky's voice: Wait! I'm here!!
Nar: Micky!! There you are, where have you been!?
Micky:(running on from SR) Some jerk side-swipped my car and we ended up in a ditch.
Nar: Is Jesse ok?
Micky: Yeah, she's all right. She's in the bathroom right now.
Nar: Ok, you can go now, David.
Davy: I can?
David: Thank God!
He throws the script over his shoulder and walks off SL.
Davy: Can I leave?
Nar: No.
Davy:(whining) You gave Micky a brake!
Nar: Micky was over-stressed, you're not.
Davy:(hands on hips) You really don't like me, do you?
Nar: I only don't like you when you're being annoying, other then that, I like you plenty. You just need to lighten up.
Davy: Lighten up!! I'm plenty lightened up!! If I were anymore lightened up, I'd be floating!!
Nar: Alright, alright!! Take a brake!! (yelling) Matt, can you fill in for Davy? He need's a brake before he explodes, I can't handle him anymore!
Matt's voice:(distant) Sure.
Davy storms off SR, his attitude clearly taking a turn for the worse.
Nar: Mike, you don't wanna take a brake too, do you?
Mike: Nope, I'm doin' just fine. I'll be the dependable one for ya since it seems the others ain't.
Nar:(sighing tiredly) Thanks, Mike.
Peter: Hey, I can be dependable, too! I haven't taken a single brake yet! Can I be the dependable one, too?
Nar:(as if to a child) Yes, Peter. You're very dependable, too.
Peter smiles broadly, just as Matt enters from off SL.
Matt: What did you guy's do to Davy?
Nar: We didn't do anything to Davy.
Matt: Well, I just saw him going into the brake room. Two seconds later, Dassa and Jesse nearly RAN out.
Nar: He's just got an attitude problem right now.
Matt: Attitude problem or not, somebody better go talk to him before he brakes the coffee machine.
Nar: Coffee machine?
Matt: Jesse said he was tryin' to make coffee.
Peter, Mike, and Micky: Uh-oh.
Nar: I'll go talk to him. (calling) Jesse, can you take over at the camera for me?
Jesse's voice: Sure thing.
Footsteps are heard as the Narrator walks away and Jesse walk's up to man the camera.
Jesse's voice: Where are we?
Peter: In Studio 23.
Jesse's voice: No, I mean in the script.
Mike: Um...I think it's scene 25.
Jesse's voice: Oh, ok. Matt, I take it you're filling for Davy.
Matt: Yep, where do I stand?
Jesse's voice: Um.....(obviously checking script) Over there by Micky. Do you have a script?
Matt: No.
Mike:(picking up the script David dropped before) Here, use this one. I think Davy took his with him.
Matt:(taking script) Thanks.
He begin's to flip through the script, looking for the right scene.
Jesse's voice: Alright, Micky, you've got the next line.
Micky: Ok....(clears throat)....Hey, I've got an idea!
Peter: Oh good, that means I won't have to think of something!
Matt: What is it, Micky?
Micky: Well, considering how many gaurds there are at the door, I thought this might work.....
Scene 26: A bunch of men are standing around the front gate of the castle, gaurding it.
Gaurd 1:(speaking to the gaurd next to him) Think we'll have any trouble?
Gaurd 2: I doubt it, the prince is probably just being paranoid.
Gaurd 1: Yeah, I know. (beat) Ya know, I've been thinking of quitting this job.
Gaurd 2: Why?
Gaurd 1: I'm missing my daughters birthday for this.
Gaurd 2: Oh.
Scene 27: Inside chapel: Wedding music is being played on an organ in the background as Ronnie and Valleri walk down the isle.
Ronnie:(low to Valleri) Well, here goes nothing.
Valleri: You're absolutely right.
Ronnie understands the meaning of that comment completely, but says nothing as they stop in front of the priest. There is a short pause after the organ stops playing, then the priest speaks.
(I had to add this!!)
Priest: Mawwage(marriage).....Mawwage(marriage) is whot(what) bwings(bring's) us togevah(together)....today. Dat(that) Bwessed(blessed) event....Dat(that) dweam(dream)....wiffin(within).....a dweam(dream)......
Some people in the back rows are snickering at how the man talks, others are groaning.
Scene 28: Blackscreen:
Jesse's voice: Uh...On acount of scene 28 seems to be missing at the moment, we're going to skip to scene 29. Thanks.
Scene 29: Mike, Micky, Peter, and Matt are sneaking down one of the hallways of the castle. They are apparently lost.
Mike: Where in tarnation are we!?
Matt pull's a large map out of his pocket and unfolds it, looking it over, with Mike looking over his shoulder and Micky and Peter standing next to him.
Matt: Ah-hah! We're right here.
He points to a spot on the map.
Mike, Micky, and Peter: Ooooohhhh.........
Just then, a couple gaurds and Count Renoldo round a corner and come face to face with our group. Renoldo sees Peter.
Renoldo: You!?!
Peter: Me?
Renoldo:(to his men) Get'em!
Micky: I think this would be a good time to run.
Mike: Me too.
They turn and take off in the other direction, and Renoldo and his gaurds follow.
Scene 30: Chapel: The priest is continueing.
Priest:.....In which wuv(love), twu wuv(true love).....Wiw(will) Fowwow(follow) you......Fo'evah(forever).....
Ronnie:(low to priest) Skip to the end.
Priest: Have you da wing(the ring)?