Scene 31: Blackscreen:
Nar: So Renoldo had discovered our hero's, and was now hot on their tial....
ROMP(I had to!!): Song: All The King's Horses:
FIRST: The Monkees(+Davy, -Matt) are running down a stone corridor, then they come to an innersection. A stop light hang's from the ceiling, and it changes from red to green. The Monkees continue running through the corridor and dissapear. But When Renoldo and his group arive, the light changes red, and they have to stop and wait!!
SECOND: The Monkees come to another innersection and Mike call's them into a football huddle. He explains his plan, and they brake the huddle. Then each of them goes in a seperate direction.
THIRD: The stop light turns green and Renoldo instructs each of his men to go a different way, which they do. A minute after they leave, Peter walks up to the empty innersection. He looks around, shrugs, then continues on his merry way.
FOURTH: Davy run's past a large statue of a Knights armor. A second later, he comes back and look's at the statue, then he turns to the camera and smiles.
FIFTH: Renoldo is walking catiously down a corridor. Then he rounds a corner and come's face to face with a Knight at least four feet taller then he is!!! In complete terror, Renoldo screams and run's away. After a minute, Micky walk's up behind the Knight and lifts off the helmet, only there is no head!!! Micky run's away, screaming. Once he's gone, the knight lifts off the entire upper half of the armor to reveal Davy, who is a good five feet shorter then this armor (Davy is actually 5'3).
SIXTH: Mike is sitting on the floor up against the corridor wall, playing his guitar. His hat is laying upside down on the floor next to him. Just then, one of the gaurds walk's up to him. He stands for a moment, listening to Mike play. Then he digs into his pockets and drops some change into Mike's hat. After that, he walk's away. Once he's gone, Mike get's up quickly, grabbing his hat, and run's off in the other direction. Not long after that, the gaurd run's by the camera after Mike.
SEVENTH: Micky is running down a corridor, but is stopped by a gaurd! The gaurd pulls out his sword and points it at Micky, mouthing the word "HAH", which we cannot hear. Micky mimic's his every move, grabbing a triple holder candle post and thrusting it out in front of him with an inaudible "HAH". At that, they begin to duel, sword against candle post.
EIGHTH: Peter and Davy are standing back-to-back in a large room, surrounded by about six or seven gaurds! But just as the gaurds are about to attack, a GIRL walks into the room. She is wearing a lovely dress, which is tight in all the right places. Her hair is light blonde, and her eye's are a deep blue. She smiles sweetly as she walks by, waving at all the gaurds, Peter, and Davy. Then she exit's SL. Not a second later, the gaurds practically drop their swords and follow her, as if in a trance, completely forgetting about Peter and Davy.
Peter sigh's, relieved. Then he looks over at Davy, only to find that Davy is staring in the direction of the girl, and he begin's to walk away, forgetting about Peter. Peter roll's his eye's and grabs onto Davy's shirt collar, dragging him off in the other direction.
NINTH: Micky is still sword/Candle post fighting with the gaurd, when suddenly, the gaurd knock's the candle post from Micky's hands! But just as the gaurd is about to attack again, Micky throws up his arms, yelling an inaudible "STOP"! The gaurd pauses and says something, a questioning look on his face. Micky says a line of things, obviously explaining something(or trying to get out of getting killed), and the gaurd listen's. Then the gaurd says something, then Micky says something and they both laugh! The gaurd tosses aside his sword as he says something else, and they both laugh even harder! Micky puts his arm around the man's shoulder, and they walk away, talking and laughing.
TENTH: Mike is running down a corridor, when suddenly he runs into Peter and Davy, who were coming from the other direction. They all knock each other over and fall to the ground. Just then, Micky runs on from SR, and trips over Peter, landing on Mike!
Music Fades Out: Mike, Micky, Peter, and Davy are climbing to their feet. Peter is rubbing his backside, where Micky had triped. Micky is fine, and Mike is rubbing his head. Davy is also rubbing his head, as well as his behind.
Davy:(rubbing his behind) Bloody cement floors, I wish someone would get off their lazy rumps soon and invent carpet.
Peter: At least you wrren't tripped over.
Micky: How was I supposed to know you were all laying in the middle of the floor?
Dassa's voice: It's called using your eye's.
Micky:(looking off SR) Shut up.
Mike:(rubbing his head) Man, I hit my head on somethin'.
Davy:(also rubbing his head) Yeah, MY head!
Micky: How in the world is that possible? Mike's a good ten inches taller then you.
Mike: But of course we already knew that......
Nar: Would you guys stop thinking out loud and get on with it.
Micky: Kay.
Peter: Sorry.
Scene 32: Chapel: Nearly all the guest's are either asleep or getting really close to it. Valleri's eye's are drooping with boredom, Ronnie clearly look's pissed by the whole situation.
Priest: So chewish you'ah wuv(cherrish your love)....
Ronnie:(hissing) Man and wife, say man and wife!!
Priest: Man an-
Suddenly, the big door at the far end of the room burst's open to reveal Peter!
Peter: STOP!
Everyone is awake and alert now. Ronnie and Valleri turn around.
Valleri: Peter!!
Ronnie:(furious) You!?!
Ronnie whip's out his sword, ready to attack! He lunges at Peter!!
Valleri: NO!!!
(Note: Most everybody in the room is running away by this point)
At the last instant, Peter falls to the floor just as Ronnie reaches him. Un-prepared, Ronnie trips over Peter and flies foreward, hitting the floor and dropping his sword! Peter grabbes the sword and stands, taking on a herioc pose as he points the sword down at Ronnie.
Peter: Like I said, I don't do fight's.
Valleri: Oh, Peter!!
She run's over to him and they embrace(awh.....in't that sweet...).
Mike's voice: See, Peter! I knew you could do it!
Valleri and Peter both turn to see Mike and Micky standing in the doorway.
Micky: And you did it all by yourself, too!
Peter:(smiling) I did, didn't I?
Valleri:(grinning) Oh, Peter....
She lean's foreward, about to kiss him, then...
Nar: Wait!!!
They stop and look at the camera.
Nar: You're not supposed to kiss until the end.
Valleri: Isn't this the end?
Nar: No.
Valleri throws her arms up in exasperation.
Valleri: Oh, for cryin' out loud!
Ronnie:(annoyed) Can we get to the next scene sometime soon? This is a very uncomfortable position.
Peter: Hey, where's Davy?
Mike: In the stable gettin' us a way outta here.
Peter:(teasingly) Stinking jockey, he just can't resist the horses, can he?
Ronnie:(from floor) Oh, great! First you steal my fiance, now you're stealing my horses! Can't I live in peace!!
Mike: That's what we'd like to know. You wantin' t'start a war with the country across (pointing behind him with his thumb) that there ocean is what started this whole mess.
Valleri: What?
Mike: Yeah, see, he was gonna kill you after you guy's were married and blame it on the guy's across the sea so that a war would start. That way, he could beat'em and become known as the great, strong, and powerful Prince Farnsworth.
Valleri:(to Ronnie) Why you-!
She kick's Ronnie hard in the side!
Ronnie: Ow!!!
Peter cringes.
Peter: Nice kick.
Ronnie moans in pain.
Micky:(turning to camera; taking on a Shapespear type of voice) And, thus will it always end for men who take such a thing as leadership to extreme and un-managable levels. As well as those who appose the knowledge of goodness, and kindness, and sweetness...........(normal voice) Being a jerk does not pay!!!
Mike:(heroically) Come, my trusty companions, let us seek out Sir Jones.(pointing onward) Away!!
Micky, Peter, and Valleri:(pointing onward) Away!!
They all rush from the room, leaving Ronnie to wallow in pain(serves him right!).
Scene 33: Grassy hill's which continue out into the horizon: There are four white horses standing side by side. Davy is on one, Micky and Mike are on another, with Mike on the back, Peter is on the third and Valleri is on the last one.
Nar: So, Ronnie Farnsworth was beaten, and Peter and Valleri were together once more.
Valleri and Peter kiss lovingly from atop their horses(eeeewwwww!!).
Micky:(rudely interrupting; whining) How come I have to share my horse!?
As he's saying this, Mike is sneaking his hand around Micky, trying to grab the reighns. Micky elbows him hard in the stomach, and he pulls his hand back. Peter and Valleri look over at Micky, angry because he interrupted the best part of the movie(from some people's point of view).
Nar:(whispering) You guy's can ride off into the sunset now.
The horses begin riding away.
Nar: And so end's our story. A story of love.....a story of courage....and a story of tight casting......The end.
Fade Out.
Nar: So Renoldo had discovered our hero's, and was now hot on their tial....
ROMP(I had to!!): Song: All The King's Horses:
FIRST: The Monkees(+Davy, -Matt) are running down a stone corridor, then they come to an innersection. A stop light hang's from the ceiling, and it changes from red to green. The Monkees continue running through the corridor and dissapear. But When Renoldo and his group arive, the light changes red, and they have to stop and wait!!
SECOND: The Monkees come to another innersection and Mike call's them into a football huddle. He explains his plan, and they brake the huddle. Then each of them goes in a seperate direction.
THIRD: The stop light turns green and Renoldo instructs each of his men to go a different way, which they do. A minute after they leave, Peter walks up to the empty innersection. He looks around, shrugs, then continues on his merry way.
FOURTH: Davy run's past a large statue of a Knights armor. A second later, he comes back and look's at the statue, then he turns to the camera and smiles.
FIFTH: Renoldo is walking catiously down a corridor. Then he rounds a corner and come's face to face with a Knight at least four feet taller then he is!!! In complete terror, Renoldo screams and run's away. After a minute, Micky walk's up behind the Knight and lifts off the helmet, only there is no head!!! Micky run's away, screaming. Once he's gone, the knight lifts off the entire upper half of the armor to reveal Davy, who is a good five feet shorter then this armor (Davy is actually 5'3).
SIXTH: Mike is sitting on the floor up against the corridor wall, playing his guitar. His hat is laying upside down on the floor next to him. Just then, one of the gaurds walk's up to him. He stands for a moment, listening to Mike play. Then he digs into his pockets and drops some change into Mike's hat. After that, he walk's away. Once he's gone, Mike get's up quickly, grabbing his hat, and run's off in the other direction. Not long after that, the gaurd run's by the camera after Mike.
SEVENTH: Micky is running down a corridor, but is stopped by a gaurd! The gaurd pulls out his sword and points it at Micky, mouthing the word "HAH", which we cannot hear. Micky mimic's his every move, grabbing a triple holder candle post and thrusting it out in front of him with an inaudible "HAH". At that, they begin to duel, sword against candle post.
EIGHTH: Peter and Davy are standing back-to-back in a large room, surrounded by about six or seven gaurds! But just as the gaurds are about to attack, a GIRL walks into the room. She is wearing a lovely dress, which is tight in all the right places. Her hair is light blonde, and her eye's are a deep blue. She smiles sweetly as she walks by, waving at all the gaurds, Peter, and Davy. Then she exit's SL. Not a second later, the gaurds practically drop their swords and follow her, as if in a trance, completely forgetting about Peter and Davy.
Peter sigh's, relieved. Then he looks over at Davy, only to find that Davy is staring in the direction of the girl, and he begin's to walk away, forgetting about Peter. Peter roll's his eye's and grabs onto Davy's shirt collar, dragging him off in the other direction.
NINTH: Micky is still sword/Candle post fighting with the gaurd, when suddenly, the gaurd knock's the candle post from Micky's hands! But just as the gaurd is about to attack again, Micky throws up his arms, yelling an inaudible "STOP"! The gaurd pauses and says something, a questioning look on his face. Micky says a line of things, obviously explaining something(or trying to get out of getting killed), and the gaurd listen's. Then the gaurd says something, then Micky says something and they both laugh! The gaurd tosses aside his sword as he says something else, and they both laugh even harder! Micky puts his arm around the man's shoulder, and they walk away, talking and laughing.
TENTH: Mike is running down a corridor, when suddenly he runs into Peter and Davy, who were coming from the other direction. They all knock each other over and fall to the ground. Just then, Micky runs on from SR, and trips over Peter, landing on Mike!
Music Fades Out: Mike, Micky, Peter, and Davy are climbing to their feet. Peter is rubbing his backside, where Micky had triped. Micky is fine, and Mike is rubbing his head. Davy is also rubbing his head, as well as his behind.
Davy:(rubbing his behind) Bloody cement floors, I wish someone would get off their lazy rumps soon and invent carpet.
Peter: At least you wrren't tripped over.
Micky: How was I supposed to know you were all laying in the middle of the floor?
Dassa's voice: It's called using your eye's.
Micky:(looking off SR) Shut up.
Mike:(rubbing his head) Man, I hit my head on somethin'.
Davy:(also rubbing his head) Yeah, MY head!
Micky: How in the world is that possible? Mike's a good ten inches taller then you.
Mike: But of course we already knew that......
Nar: Would you guys stop thinking out loud and get on with it.
Micky: Kay.
Peter: Sorry.
Scene 32: Chapel: Nearly all the guest's are either asleep or getting really close to it. Valleri's eye's are drooping with boredom, Ronnie clearly look's pissed by the whole situation.
Priest: So chewish you'ah wuv(cherrish your love)....
Ronnie:(hissing) Man and wife, say man and wife!!
Priest: Man an-
Suddenly, the big door at the far end of the room burst's open to reveal Peter!
Peter: STOP!
Everyone is awake and alert now. Ronnie and Valleri turn around.
Valleri: Peter!!
Ronnie:(furious) You!?!
Ronnie whip's out his sword, ready to attack! He lunges at Peter!!
Valleri: NO!!!
(Note: Most everybody in the room is running away by this point)
At the last instant, Peter falls to the floor just as Ronnie reaches him. Un-prepared, Ronnie trips over Peter and flies foreward, hitting the floor and dropping his sword! Peter grabbes the sword and stands, taking on a herioc pose as he points the sword down at Ronnie.
Peter: Like I said, I don't do fight's.
Valleri: Oh, Peter!!
She run's over to him and they embrace(awh.....in't that sweet...).
Mike's voice: See, Peter! I knew you could do it!
Valleri and Peter both turn to see Mike and Micky standing in the doorway.
Micky: And you did it all by yourself, too!
Peter:(smiling) I did, didn't I?
Valleri:(grinning) Oh, Peter....
She lean's foreward, about to kiss him, then...
Nar: Wait!!!
They stop and look at the camera.
Nar: You're not supposed to kiss until the end.
Valleri: Isn't this the end?
Nar: No.
Valleri throws her arms up in exasperation.
Valleri: Oh, for cryin' out loud!
Ronnie:(annoyed) Can we get to the next scene sometime soon? This is a very uncomfortable position.
Peter: Hey, where's Davy?
Mike: In the stable gettin' us a way outta here.
Peter:(teasingly) Stinking jockey, he just can't resist the horses, can he?
Ronnie:(from floor) Oh, great! First you steal my fiance, now you're stealing my horses! Can't I live in peace!!
Mike: That's what we'd like to know. You wantin' t'start a war with the country across (pointing behind him with his thumb) that there ocean is what started this whole mess.
Valleri: What?
Mike: Yeah, see, he was gonna kill you after you guy's were married and blame it on the guy's across the sea so that a war would start. That way, he could beat'em and become known as the great, strong, and powerful Prince Farnsworth.
Valleri:(to Ronnie) Why you-!
She kick's Ronnie hard in the side!
Ronnie: Ow!!!
Peter cringes.
Peter: Nice kick.
Ronnie moans in pain.
Micky:(turning to camera; taking on a Shapespear type of voice) And, thus will it always end for men who take such a thing as leadership to extreme and un-managable levels. As well as those who appose the knowledge of goodness, and kindness, and sweetness...........(normal voice) Being a jerk does not pay!!!
Mike:(heroically) Come, my trusty companions, let us seek out Sir Jones.(pointing onward) Away!!
Micky, Peter, and Valleri:(pointing onward) Away!!
They all rush from the room, leaving Ronnie to wallow in pain(serves him right!).
Scene 33: Grassy hill's which continue out into the horizon: There are four white horses standing side by side. Davy is on one, Micky and Mike are on another, with Mike on the back, Peter is on the third and Valleri is on the last one.
Nar: So, Ronnie Farnsworth was beaten, and Peter and Valleri were together once more.
Valleri and Peter kiss lovingly from atop their horses(eeeewwwww!!).
Micky:(rudely interrupting; whining) How come I have to share my horse!?
As he's saying this, Mike is sneaking his hand around Micky, trying to grab the reighns. Micky elbows him hard in the stomach, and he pulls his hand back. Peter and Valleri look over at Micky, angry because he interrupted the best part of the movie(from some people's point of view).
Nar:(whispering) You guy's can ride off into the sunset now.
The horses begin riding away.
Nar: And so end's our story. A story of love.....a story of courage....and a story of tight casting......The end.
Fade Out.