Out Takes:
Scene 1: Take 1:
Nar: Huh? Am I supposed to start? Oh, I am.....sorry.........can we do that again?
Take 2:
Nar: A long, long time ago..........(singing American Pie) A long, long time ago, I can still remember how that music used to make me smile!
Valleri, Davy, and Jesse are laughing in the background.
Nar:(top volume) And I knew if I had my chance, that I could make those people dance and maybe they'd be happy for a while!
More people are laughing.
Nar: But Februray made me shiver, with every paper I'd deliver! Bad news on the doorstep, I couldn't take one more step!
The sound of a piano starts up, and plays the piano solo to American Pie. As the Narrator sing's, the camera is shifted around to that it's facing the piano at the far end of the room, showing that Peter is playing.
Nar: I can't remember if I cried when I read about his widdowed bride. But something touched me deep inside, the day....the muuuuuuusic....died. (pause) So bye, bye, miss American pie...
Davy:(joining in) Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry!
Together: And them good old boy's were drinking whiskey and rye, singin' this'll be the day that I die! This'll be the day that I....die!
With the last word, Mike starts up on the guitar he had grabbed un-noticed a minute ago, adding to Peter's piano!
Nar: Did you write the book of love, and do you have faith in God above, if the Bible tell's ya so! Take it Dassa.
Dassa: What, no I.....(people telling her to sing in background).....And do you believe in rock and roll, can music...save your mortal soul and...can ya teach me how to dance reeeeaaaaal sloooooooww!
Jesse:(bursting out) Well, I know that you're in love with him, 'cause I saw ya dancin' in the gym! (Nar joins her) Ya both kicked off yer shoes, and I dig those rythmy blue's!!
Micky and Matt:(bursting out together) I was a lonely, teenage, bronkin' buck, with a pink carnation and a pick-up truck! But I knew I was outta luck the day....the muuuuuuuuuusic died! We were singin'..
Nar, Dassa, Jesse, Micky, Davy, Peter, Matt, and Mike: Bye, bye miss American pie! Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry! And them good old boy's were drinkin' whisky and rye, singin' this'll be the day that I die! This'll be the day that I.....die!!!
Suddenly, there's is no more singing. Mike and Peter's music slowly come's to a hault.
Nar: I don't know the rest.
Micky:(giggling) Me either...
Suddenly they all start laughing!
Nar: I'm sorry.....I couldn't resist......let's try that take again....
Take 3: Valleri walk's up to the stable with her horse, then pauses, thinking.
Valleri: Crap.......(trying not to giggle) I forgot his name......
Davy snickers slightly from where he stands in the stable.
Scene 2: Take 1: Davy is outside "chopping wood", when Valleri walks up to him with two buckets. She pauses to watch as Davy lifts the ax and bring's it down on the log. The blade hit's the log with a "PING" but doesn't cut it at all! Valleri puts a hand over her mouth, trying not to laugh. Davy frowns.
Davy: What is this, lead?
Nar:(strained laughter) I don't think it's the wood, Davy.
Scene 6: Ronnie is addressing the crowd.
Ronnie: Hi! I'm the Prince, as you may already know. In about a month or so-
Suddenly, Ronnie stops talking. His face displays a sort of strain. He looks at the camera.
Ronnie: I'll be right back.
He then runs off stage, in the direction of the bathroom.
Scene 7: Take 3: Skip to: Valleri kick's Davy and he fall's to the ground, unconcious.
The rest of the scene take's place. Everyone is gone but Davy. He doesn't move.
Nar: Davy, the scene's over.
He still doesn't move. Dassa come's onto the set from SR and crouches down by him.
Nar: What's e'matter with him?
Dassa:(slightly surprised) Either he's playing a really good unconcious person, or he's really out of it.
Nar: For real!! Valleri, you weren't supposed to actually KICK him!!
Valleri's voice: What was I supposed to do!?
Nar: Oh, for cryin' out loud.....
Scene 10: Take 1: Skip to:
Davy swing's past Peter and the camera on a makeshift vine. Once he's out of sight, he hear....
Davy: Whoa-!!
CRASH!
The vine swing's back, empty.
Take 2: Peter is walking along, then an emtpy wive swing's down and hit's him in the face.
Peter: What the-
Davy's voice: Could you get someone to bring that back up here, I dropped it.
Take 3: Peter is walking along, when Davy swing's onto the set and run's right into him, knocking them both over!
Take 4: Peter is walking along, when Davy swing's by. But before he's out of sight again, his hand's slip and he fall's.
Davy:(getting up) I'm sorry, can we try that again?
Scene 11: Take 1: Skip to:
Mike:(coming out from behind rock) Gosh darnit, Peter, ya......bl......buh....blew the......awe heck....
Take 2:
Mike: Gosh darnit, Peter, you.....uh...........
Take 3:
Mike: Gosh darnit, Peter, ya blew the secret. I'm supposed to.....to...........um.....
Scene 13: Take 1: Peter and Valleri run across the screen and stop SC(stage center).
Valleri: I know who you are, that fact that you're a jerk tell's it all. You're the Dread Pirate Babbit, admit i-
Suddenly, Peter brakes out in histarical laughter!
Peter:(in between laughter) I'm sorry.....y'just.....y'just look so funny!.....
Take 2: Valleri is speaking, and Peter is trying desperately to keep a straight face. Then he can't take it anymore, and he burst's into a fit of histarics!
Valleri:(frustrated; to narrator) I can't work with this!
Scene 16: Peter is strapped to the table in the lab, Micky sits in a nearby chair, reading something.
Nar: So they took Peter captive and hid him in their secret underground lab.
Peter open's his eye's and look's around, then he see's Micky. He open's his mouth to say something, but is interrupted by a loud, farting sound! Micky's face turns red.
Micky: 'Scuse me.
Scene 18: Take 1: Ronnie sit's at his desk, when Valleri enters. He look's up at her, slightly susprised, then look's over at the camera, then back at Valleri.
Ronnie: Oh, are we rolling?
Valleri sigh's frustratingly, rolling her eye's.
Scene 19: Take 1: Skip to: Mike, Micky, and Davy are standing in the wood's. Micky is looking at the camera out of the corner of his eye.
Micky:(eyeing camera) Think he'd be a good leader?
Davy: No, he's a prince.
Micky:(still eyeing camera) Exactly!
Mike: Naw, he's already got a whole....uh.......(scratching his head)....dangit....
Take 2: Skip to:
Micky:(eyeing camera) Exactly!
Mike: Naw, he's already got a whole town...I mean.......uh....Country!! Yeah, that's it! Lemme try that again.....
Scene 21: Take 1: Peter is laying on the table, unconcious. Mike, Micky, and Davy are standing next to the table. Micky is still eyeing the camera.
Davy: Is he dead?
There is a long pause, then Micky and Davy look at Mike.
Mike: What?
Nar: It's your line!
Mike: Oh, it is?
Scene 25: Take 1: Outside the castle wall. Micky is still continuesly eyeing the camera.
Micky: Hey, I've got an idea!
Nar:(interrupting) Micky, don't look at the camera.
Micky:(averting his eye's) Sorry.
Scene 26: Ronnie and Valleri are walking down the isle.
Ronnie:(low to Valleri) Well, here go-WHOA!!
At that moment, Ronnie trip's and fall's face-first on the floor. Valleri make's a sound somewhere in between a snort and a giggle and covers her mouth with one hand, trying not to laugh. Ronnie get's up on his elbow's and look's behind him. Un-satisfied, he climb's to his feet and searches the floor for whatever it was he had tripped over, which was apparantly nothing.
Ronnie:(determined) It was here a second ago, I swear!
Valleri giggles harder, as well as the Narrator.
Scene 28: Mike, Micky, Peter, and Matt are walking down a corridor, apparantly lost. Micky continuesly eye's the camera every now and then.
Mike: Where in....uh.........(smack's forehead) I forgot the word.........
Take 2: Micky is still eyeing the camera, it's becoming a habbit.
Mike: Where in tarnation are we!?
Nar:(interrupting) Don't look at the camera, Micky.
Micky:(slightly startled) Sorry.
Scene 28: Take 1: Skip to: Renoldo has just found the our hero's in the hallway.
Micky:(eyeing camera) I think this would be-
Nar:(interrupting) Micky, please don't look at the camera.
Take 2:
Micky:(eyeing camera) I think-
Nar: Don't look at the camera!
Scene 29: Take 1: Chapel:
Priest:.....In which wuv(love)....twu wuv(true love)......Wiw fowwow(will follow) you....fo'evah(forever)....
(pause; speaking to Ronnie)...Wonnie(Ronnie), it's you'ah wine(your line).
Ronnie: Huh? Oh, sorry.
Scene 30: Take 1: Skip to: Inside corridor, after Romp.
Mike: Man, I hit my........um.....crap......
Take 2:
Mike: Man, I....er.....hit my, um.......
Micky:(whispering) Head, man! Head!
Mike: My head! Yeah......(clears throat)......Man, I hit my head on somethin'.
Davy: Yeah, MY head!
Micky:(eyeing camera) How in the world is that poss-
Nar:(interrupting) Stop looking at the camera, Micky.
Take 3:
Mike: Man, I hit my head on somethin'.
Davy:(eyeing camera) Yeah, my-
Then he stop's, realizing something. He pull's the script out of his back pocket and start's wapping Micky with it.
Davy: Blast it all, now y'got me doin' it!
Take 4: Micky is not eyeing the camera anymore, but Davy is.
Davy: Yeah, MY head!
Nar: Davy, don't look at the camera.
Davy:(Glaring at Micky) Blame "Eyeball's" over here.
Scene 31: Take 1:
Priest: So-
He is cut off by a terrible screening sound coming from the mic, which fades in and out. Everyone in the room moans loudly and covers their ears!
Nar: Aaaahh!! Nathan, what are you doing!?
Nate's voice:(yelling) I don't-
The screening rapidly grows loud and cut's his voice out, then it dies a little.
Matt's voice:(yelling) What in the world are you doing, Nathan!?
The screening slowly dies out completely, and everyone sigh's, relieved.
Nar: What happened, Matt?
Matt's voice: I dunno, he was screwin' around up here and-
Nate's voice: I was not, the cord came loose on accident!
Scene 31: Take 2: Skip to:
Priest: Man and-
Suddenly the door at the far end of the room burst's open to reveal Peter!
Peter:(stuttering).....uh..........blast....(off SL) What's my line?
Jesse:(saying the one-word line) Stop.
Take 2: The door burst's open to reveal Peter!
Peter: GO! I mean........that's not right......
Take 3: Skip to:
Mike: See Peter, I knew you........uh.....(grinning) I forgot......
FADE OUT:
Begin to roll credit's, then......
Davy's voice: Wait! Wait!!
Cut To Set: The entire set is cleared. Davy is standing SC in 60's t-shirt and jeans.
Davy: Is it on?
Dassa: Yeah, go ahead.
Davy: Ok......you're sure it's rolling?
Dassa: Yes, Davy, now would ya talk already.
Davy: Ok...(clears throat; to audience(camera).......You thought we were gonna leave you hangin' without telling you who the narrator was, didn't you?
Narrator's voice:(distant) Oh, no you don't!
Footstep's are heard, the Narrator is RUNNING away!
Davy: Mike! Micky! Get'er!! (to audience) It's a girl! It's a girl!
Peter:(coming on from SL with a granola bar in his right hand) Who's having a baby!?
Davy: No, no, we're revealing the Narrator!
Peter: Oh, goody! I wanna help!!
He tosses the granola bar over his shoulder and run's off SR in the direction of the commotion, where Mike and Micky are trying to catch the Narrator.
Davy:(smiling evily at camera) Revenge can be so sweet.
Micky's voice: We got'er!
Nar:(struggeling) Guy's, it's supposed to be a secret!
Davy: Not by my standard's.
Nar: You're dead when I get through with you, Jones!
Davy snickers, just as Micky bounds into view from SR.
Micky:(waving to camera) Hiya, everybody!
Mike:(struggling) We're ready!
Micky: Ok, here it is, folk's. The moment you've all been waiting for! I present to you.....the Narrator!
Micky reaches off SR and grabbes somebody, trying to pull them on stage. You can only see their arm, which Micky is pulling.
Nar:(low; trying to bargain) C'mon, Micky, you're making a scene...
Peter:(As he bounds on stage) Exactly!
Davy: I don't think that's what she meant.
Mike:(teasingly) I think she need's a little help.......
Nar: Mike, don't you dare-AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Mike walk's on from SR, carrying the Narrator in both arm's, who actually turns out to be Angel(that's me, duh!)!
Nar: Robert Michael Nesmith! Put me down!!
Mike pauses, as if considering.
Mike: Ummmm........no.
Nar: Grrrrrrrr!!!
Peter: Well, here she is, ladies and gentlemen! Our very own Narrator, Angel St. Mathew!!
Mike:(struggling) Who's very hard to hold.
Nar: You bet your underwear, buster!
Just then, she brakes free of Mike's grasp and tries to make a run for it, but Davy grabbes her around the waist, holding her arm's to her side's so that she can't use them for anything dangerous, like pulling his hair!
Davy: Ah, ah, ah, you're not going anywhere. I didn't go to all this trouble for nothing.
Nar: I know where you live, Jones!
Davy: Yeah, so do I.
Nar: Ok, they've seen me. You've officially spoiled the secret. Now let me go!
Dassa's voice:(distant) Wait!! Davy, don't let'er go yet!! (yelling loudly) Everybody on the set!!!!!
There is a clanging of doors and many different kinds of footsteps as all of the crew members come to the stage, as well as the rest of the cast(Ronnie, Valleri, Phyllis....etc). Phyllis bring's her and Mike's son, Christian, with her. Christian, who was holding her hand, let's go and run's over to Mike.
Mike: Hey there, Chris!
He pick's the little boy up and give's him a hug.
Matt: What are we doing?
Dassa: I want to take a picture.
Nar: Oh man........
Davy shift's slightly so that his firm grip on the Narrator look's more like a hug, and not like an imprisoned holding.
Nar: Don't try to look so innocent, Davy. You know darn well you're not.
Davy:(teasing) Why Angel, I'm hurt that you would say such a thing-
Nar: Yeah, right.
Dassa: Everybody gather 'round!
Phyllis moves to stand next to Mike, Peter stand's by Valleri, and Micky simply shoves in next to Davy. The rest of the crew and cast find an open spot and stand. Matt stands on the other side of Davy and gives him bunny ears, as does Ronnie to Nate and Jesse. David, Jesse, and Matt all make funny faces.
Dassa: Ok, now smile!
Everyone does so but the Narrator.
Dassa:(whining) C'mon, Angel!
Sighing, the Narrator give's a small, obviously fake smile. Seeing this, Matt and Micky both reach down and tickle her! The Narrator cries out laughing, just as Dassa take's the picture!
We freeze on that picture for a moment and play the chorus to "You just may be the one".
Fade Out:
Roll Credit's:
Cast:
Peter/Farmboy.................................Peter Halsten Thorkelson
Valleri Cartwright.........................................Unkown(Yet)
Ronnie Farnsworth..........................................Unkown(Yet)
Mike/Miracle Mike...............................Robert Michael Nesmith
Micky/Lab assistant..............................George Michael Dolenz
Davy................................................David Thomas Jones
Count Renoldo..............................................Unkown(Yet)
Phyllis........................................Phyllis Barbour Nesmith
Narration.............................................Angel St. Mathew
Make-up/Costume design....................................Jessica Ford
Lighting/Sound............................Nathan Keeslar/Matt McKinley
Additional Crew.......................Haddassah Whickey/David Wonderly
Set/Stage/Studio......................................Screen Gems Inc.
Music........................................................Rhino Co.
Director/Producer(s).....................Angel St. Mathew/Mike Nesmith
Writer(s).....................Angel St. Mathew/Davy Jones/Mike Nesmith
Screen Gems Production
Recording: Studio 23, Screen Gems Co.
6920 Sunset Boulevard, Hollywood,
California 90028.
Used By Permission; All Right's Reserved.
(NOTE: This story is in no way true, nor did I write the original plot, I just messed with the original story until I came up with something of my own(or what you might call my own). Don't sue me, I'm a nice person! Plus, I don't got no money, so it wouldn't do you any good anyway.)
Scene 1: Take 1:
Nar: Huh? Am I supposed to start? Oh, I am.....sorry.........can we do that again?
Take 2:
Nar: A long, long time ago..........(singing American Pie) A long, long time ago, I can still remember how that music used to make me smile!
Valleri, Davy, and Jesse are laughing in the background.
Nar:(top volume) And I knew if I had my chance, that I could make those people dance and maybe they'd be happy for a while!
More people are laughing.
Nar: But Februray made me shiver, with every paper I'd deliver! Bad news on the doorstep, I couldn't take one more step!
The sound of a piano starts up, and plays the piano solo to American Pie. As the Narrator sing's, the camera is shifted around to that it's facing the piano at the far end of the room, showing that Peter is playing.
Nar: I can't remember if I cried when I read about his widdowed bride. But something touched me deep inside, the day....the muuuuuuusic....died. (pause) So bye, bye, miss American pie...
Davy:(joining in) Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry!
Together: And them good old boy's were drinking whiskey and rye, singin' this'll be the day that I die! This'll be the day that I....die!
With the last word, Mike starts up on the guitar he had grabbed un-noticed a minute ago, adding to Peter's piano!
Nar: Did you write the book of love, and do you have faith in God above, if the Bible tell's ya so! Take it Dassa.
Dassa: What, no I.....(people telling her to sing in background).....And do you believe in rock and roll, can music...save your mortal soul and...can ya teach me how to dance reeeeaaaaal sloooooooww!
Jesse:(bursting out) Well, I know that you're in love with him, 'cause I saw ya dancin' in the gym! (Nar joins her) Ya both kicked off yer shoes, and I dig those rythmy blue's!!
Micky and Matt:(bursting out together) I was a lonely, teenage, bronkin' buck, with a pink carnation and a pick-up truck! But I knew I was outta luck the day....the muuuuuuuuuusic died! We were singin'..
Nar, Dassa, Jesse, Micky, Davy, Peter, Matt, and Mike: Bye, bye miss American pie! Drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry! And them good old boy's were drinkin' whisky and rye, singin' this'll be the day that I die! This'll be the day that I.....die!!!
Suddenly, there's is no more singing. Mike and Peter's music slowly come's to a hault.
Nar: I don't know the rest.
Micky:(giggling) Me either...
Suddenly they all start laughing!
Nar: I'm sorry.....I couldn't resist......let's try that take again....
Take 3: Valleri walk's up to the stable with her horse, then pauses, thinking.
Valleri: Crap.......(trying not to giggle) I forgot his name......
Davy snickers slightly from where he stands in the stable.
Scene 2: Take 1: Davy is outside "chopping wood", when Valleri walks up to him with two buckets. She pauses to watch as Davy lifts the ax and bring's it down on the log. The blade hit's the log with a "PING" but doesn't cut it at all! Valleri puts a hand over her mouth, trying not to laugh. Davy frowns.
Davy: What is this, lead?
Nar:(strained laughter) I don't think it's the wood, Davy.
Scene 6: Ronnie is addressing the crowd.
Ronnie: Hi! I'm the Prince, as you may already know. In about a month or so-
Suddenly, Ronnie stops talking. His face displays a sort of strain. He looks at the camera.
Ronnie: I'll be right back.
He then runs off stage, in the direction of the bathroom.
Scene 7: Take 3: Skip to: Valleri kick's Davy and he fall's to the ground, unconcious.
The rest of the scene take's place. Everyone is gone but Davy. He doesn't move.
Nar: Davy, the scene's over.
He still doesn't move. Dassa come's onto the set from SR and crouches down by him.
Nar: What's e'matter with him?
Dassa:(slightly surprised) Either he's playing a really good unconcious person, or he's really out of it.
Nar: For real!! Valleri, you weren't supposed to actually KICK him!!
Valleri's voice: What was I supposed to do!?
Nar: Oh, for cryin' out loud.....
Scene 10: Take 1: Skip to:
Davy swing's past Peter and the camera on a makeshift vine. Once he's out of sight, he hear....
Davy: Whoa-!!
CRASH!
The vine swing's back, empty.
Take 2: Peter is walking along, then an emtpy wive swing's down and hit's him in the face.
Peter: What the-
Davy's voice: Could you get someone to bring that back up here, I dropped it.
Take 3: Peter is walking along, when Davy swing's onto the set and run's right into him, knocking them both over!
Take 4: Peter is walking along, when Davy swing's by. But before he's out of sight again, his hand's slip and he fall's.
Davy:(getting up) I'm sorry, can we try that again?
Scene 11: Take 1: Skip to:
Mike:(coming out from behind rock) Gosh darnit, Peter, ya......bl......buh....blew the......awe heck....
Take 2:
Mike: Gosh darnit, Peter, you.....uh...........
Take 3:
Mike: Gosh darnit, Peter, ya blew the secret. I'm supposed to.....to...........um.....
Scene 13: Take 1: Peter and Valleri run across the screen and stop SC(stage center).
Valleri: I know who you are, that fact that you're a jerk tell's it all. You're the Dread Pirate Babbit, admit i-
Suddenly, Peter brakes out in histarical laughter!
Peter:(in between laughter) I'm sorry.....y'just.....y'just look so funny!.....
Take 2: Valleri is speaking, and Peter is trying desperately to keep a straight face. Then he can't take it anymore, and he burst's into a fit of histarics!
Valleri:(frustrated; to narrator) I can't work with this!
Scene 16: Peter is strapped to the table in the lab, Micky sits in a nearby chair, reading something.
Nar: So they took Peter captive and hid him in their secret underground lab.
Peter open's his eye's and look's around, then he see's Micky. He open's his mouth to say something, but is interrupted by a loud, farting sound! Micky's face turns red.
Micky: 'Scuse me.
Scene 18: Take 1: Ronnie sit's at his desk, when Valleri enters. He look's up at her, slightly susprised, then look's over at the camera, then back at Valleri.
Ronnie: Oh, are we rolling?
Valleri sigh's frustratingly, rolling her eye's.
Scene 19: Take 1: Skip to: Mike, Micky, and Davy are standing in the wood's. Micky is looking at the camera out of the corner of his eye.
Micky:(eyeing camera) Think he'd be a good leader?
Davy: No, he's a prince.
Micky:(still eyeing camera) Exactly!
Mike: Naw, he's already got a whole....uh.......(scratching his head)....dangit....
Take 2: Skip to:
Micky:(eyeing camera) Exactly!
Mike: Naw, he's already got a whole town...I mean.......uh....Country!! Yeah, that's it! Lemme try that again.....
Scene 21: Take 1: Peter is laying on the table, unconcious. Mike, Micky, and Davy are standing next to the table. Micky is still eyeing the camera.
Davy: Is he dead?
There is a long pause, then Micky and Davy look at Mike.
Mike: What?
Nar: It's your line!
Mike: Oh, it is?
Scene 25: Take 1: Outside the castle wall. Micky is still continuesly eyeing the camera.
Micky: Hey, I've got an idea!
Nar:(interrupting) Micky, don't look at the camera.
Micky:(averting his eye's) Sorry.
Scene 26: Ronnie and Valleri are walking down the isle.
Ronnie:(low to Valleri) Well, here go-WHOA!!
At that moment, Ronnie trip's and fall's face-first on the floor. Valleri make's a sound somewhere in between a snort and a giggle and covers her mouth with one hand, trying not to laugh. Ronnie get's up on his elbow's and look's behind him. Un-satisfied, he climb's to his feet and searches the floor for whatever it was he had tripped over, which was apparantly nothing.
Ronnie:(determined) It was here a second ago, I swear!
Valleri giggles harder, as well as the Narrator.
Scene 28: Mike, Micky, Peter, and Matt are walking down a corridor, apparantly lost. Micky continuesly eye's the camera every now and then.
Mike: Where in....uh.........(smack's forehead) I forgot the word.........
Take 2: Micky is still eyeing the camera, it's becoming a habbit.
Mike: Where in tarnation are we!?
Nar:(interrupting) Don't look at the camera, Micky.
Micky:(slightly startled) Sorry.
Scene 28: Take 1: Skip to: Renoldo has just found the our hero's in the hallway.
Micky:(eyeing camera) I think this would be-
Nar:(interrupting) Micky, please don't look at the camera.
Take 2:
Micky:(eyeing camera) I think-
Nar: Don't look at the camera!
Scene 29: Take 1: Chapel:
Priest:.....In which wuv(love)....twu wuv(true love)......Wiw fowwow(will follow) you....fo'evah(forever)....
(pause; speaking to Ronnie)...Wonnie(Ronnie), it's you'ah wine(your line).
Ronnie: Huh? Oh, sorry.
Scene 30: Take 1: Skip to: Inside corridor, after Romp.
Mike: Man, I hit my........um.....crap......
Take 2:
Mike: Man, I....er.....hit my, um.......
Micky:(whispering) Head, man! Head!
Mike: My head! Yeah......(clears throat)......Man, I hit my head on somethin'.
Davy: Yeah, MY head!
Micky:(eyeing camera) How in the world is that poss-
Nar:(interrupting) Stop looking at the camera, Micky.
Take 3:
Mike: Man, I hit my head on somethin'.
Davy:(eyeing camera) Yeah, my-
Then he stop's, realizing something. He pull's the script out of his back pocket and start's wapping Micky with it.
Davy: Blast it all, now y'got me doin' it!
Take 4: Micky is not eyeing the camera anymore, but Davy is.
Davy: Yeah, MY head!
Nar: Davy, don't look at the camera.
Davy:(Glaring at Micky) Blame "Eyeball's" over here.
Scene 31: Take 1:
Priest: So-
He is cut off by a terrible screening sound coming from the mic, which fades in and out. Everyone in the room moans loudly and covers their ears!
Nar: Aaaahh!! Nathan, what are you doing!?
Nate's voice:(yelling) I don't-
The screening rapidly grows loud and cut's his voice out, then it dies a little.
Matt's voice:(yelling) What in the world are you doing, Nathan!?
The screening slowly dies out completely, and everyone sigh's, relieved.
Nar: What happened, Matt?
Matt's voice: I dunno, he was screwin' around up here and-
Nate's voice: I was not, the cord came loose on accident!
Scene 31: Take 2: Skip to:
Priest: Man and-
Suddenly the door at the far end of the room burst's open to reveal Peter!
Peter:(stuttering).....uh..........blast....(off SL) What's my line?
Jesse:(saying the one-word line) Stop.
Take 2: The door burst's open to reveal Peter!
Peter: GO! I mean........that's not right......
Take 3: Skip to:
Mike: See Peter, I knew you........uh.....(grinning) I forgot......
FADE OUT:
Begin to roll credit's, then......
Davy's voice: Wait! Wait!!
Cut To Set: The entire set is cleared. Davy is standing SC in 60's t-shirt and jeans.
Davy: Is it on?
Dassa: Yeah, go ahead.
Davy: Ok......you're sure it's rolling?
Dassa: Yes, Davy, now would ya talk already.
Davy: Ok...(clears throat; to audience(camera).......You thought we were gonna leave you hangin' without telling you who the narrator was, didn't you?
Narrator's voice:(distant) Oh, no you don't!
Footstep's are heard, the Narrator is RUNNING away!
Davy: Mike! Micky! Get'er!! (to audience) It's a girl! It's a girl!
Peter:(coming on from SL with a granola bar in his right hand) Who's having a baby!?
Davy: No, no, we're revealing the Narrator!
Peter: Oh, goody! I wanna help!!
He tosses the granola bar over his shoulder and run's off SR in the direction of the commotion, where Mike and Micky are trying to catch the Narrator.
Davy:(smiling evily at camera) Revenge can be so sweet.
Micky's voice: We got'er!
Nar:(struggeling) Guy's, it's supposed to be a secret!
Davy: Not by my standard's.
Nar: You're dead when I get through with you, Jones!
Davy snickers, just as Micky bounds into view from SR.
Micky:(waving to camera) Hiya, everybody!
Mike:(struggling) We're ready!
Micky: Ok, here it is, folk's. The moment you've all been waiting for! I present to you.....the Narrator!
Micky reaches off SR and grabbes somebody, trying to pull them on stage. You can only see their arm, which Micky is pulling.
Nar:(low; trying to bargain) C'mon, Micky, you're making a scene...
Peter:(As he bounds on stage) Exactly!
Davy: I don't think that's what she meant.
Mike:(teasingly) I think she need's a little help.......
Nar: Mike, don't you dare-AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Mike walk's on from SR, carrying the Narrator in both arm's, who actually turns out to be Angel(that's me, duh!)!
Nar: Robert Michael Nesmith! Put me down!!
Mike pauses, as if considering.
Mike: Ummmm........no.
Nar: Grrrrrrrr!!!
Peter: Well, here she is, ladies and gentlemen! Our very own Narrator, Angel St. Mathew!!
Mike:(struggling) Who's very hard to hold.
Nar: You bet your underwear, buster!
Just then, she brakes free of Mike's grasp and tries to make a run for it, but Davy grabbes her around the waist, holding her arm's to her side's so that she can't use them for anything dangerous, like pulling his hair!
Davy: Ah, ah, ah, you're not going anywhere. I didn't go to all this trouble for nothing.
Nar: I know where you live, Jones!
Davy: Yeah, so do I.
Nar: Ok, they've seen me. You've officially spoiled the secret. Now let me go!
Dassa's voice:(distant) Wait!! Davy, don't let'er go yet!! (yelling loudly) Everybody on the set!!!!!
There is a clanging of doors and many different kinds of footsteps as all of the crew members come to the stage, as well as the rest of the cast(Ronnie, Valleri, Phyllis....etc). Phyllis bring's her and Mike's son, Christian, with her. Christian, who was holding her hand, let's go and run's over to Mike.
Mike: Hey there, Chris!
He pick's the little boy up and give's him a hug.
Matt: What are we doing?
Dassa: I want to take a picture.
Nar: Oh man........
Davy shift's slightly so that his firm grip on the Narrator look's more like a hug, and not like an imprisoned holding.
Nar: Don't try to look so innocent, Davy. You know darn well you're not.
Davy:(teasing) Why Angel, I'm hurt that you would say such a thing-
Nar: Yeah, right.
Dassa: Everybody gather 'round!
Phyllis moves to stand next to Mike, Peter stand's by Valleri, and Micky simply shoves in next to Davy. The rest of the crew and cast find an open spot and stand. Matt stands on the other side of Davy and gives him bunny ears, as does Ronnie to Nate and Jesse. David, Jesse, and Matt all make funny faces.
Dassa: Ok, now smile!
Everyone does so but the Narrator.
Dassa:(whining) C'mon, Angel!
Sighing, the Narrator give's a small, obviously fake smile. Seeing this, Matt and Micky both reach down and tickle her! The Narrator cries out laughing, just as Dassa take's the picture!
We freeze on that picture for a moment and play the chorus to "You just may be the one".
Fade Out:
Roll Credit's:
Cast:
Peter/Farmboy.................................Peter Halsten Thorkelson
Valleri Cartwright.........................................Unkown(Yet)
Ronnie Farnsworth..........................................Unkown(Yet)
Mike/Miracle Mike...............................Robert Michael Nesmith
Micky/Lab assistant..............................George Michael Dolenz
Davy................................................David Thomas Jones
Count Renoldo..............................................Unkown(Yet)
Phyllis........................................Phyllis Barbour Nesmith
Narration.............................................Angel St. Mathew
Make-up/Costume design....................................Jessica Ford
Lighting/Sound............................Nathan Keeslar/Matt McKinley
Additional Crew.......................Haddassah Whickey/David Wonderly
Set/Stage/Studio......................................Screen Gems Inc.
Music........................................................Rhino Co.
Director/Producer(s).....................Angel St. Mathew/Mike Nesmith
Writer(s).....................Angel St. Mathew/Davy Jones/Mike Nesmith
Screen Gems Production
Recording: Studio 23, Screen Gems Co.
6920 Sunset Boulevard, Hollywood,
California 90028.
Used By Permission; All Right's Reserved.
(NOTE: This story is in no way true, nor did I write the original plot, I just messed with the original story until I came up with something of my own(or what you might call my own). Don't sue me, I'm a nice person! Plus, I don't got no money, so it wouldn't do you any good anyway.)