This just occurred to me

This just occurred to me. Probably because I got dropped on my head when I was little.

Bishojou Senshi Sailor…

In deep trouble? Got a Negaverse demon on your tail?

A young couple runs away from a youma screaming in panic.

Never fear help is on the way!

Two sets of sensitive ears pick up the sound. A pair of eyes glances at each other from across the room.

Just call on…

A shout is heard from a nearby alley.

"Jogress…"

"Digital…"

"Power…"

"MAKE UP!"

Bishojou Senshi Sailor Sylphymon!

Sailor Sylphymon bursts from the alley and strikes a pose in front of the youma.

"Attacking innocent couples on a picnic? How low can you get? I, Sailor Sylphymon, cannot forgive you! In the name of Azulongmon, I will punish you!"

Yes, our brave androgynous warrior of love and justice is on call 24/7 to help you!

"Static Force!"

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Any of you ever wonder if Sylphymon is male or female? I sure have.