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Civil War Warriors
Hahahahahahahahahahaha...no
*A school is seen. The teach is on to his usual lecture. But this time it's about the Civil War. The G-Boys are at their desks, bored as Hell.*
Duo: *yawn* Tell me again, Heero, WHY were are here?
Heero: *sigh* I told you like a million times! They say there is a solider that is part of Trieze's army.
Quatre: *yawn* I say it's him *points to the teach*
Wufie: I agree
Duo: Ditto
Trowa: ?
Heero: I agree Quatre, but, we can't just pick people outta' the blue.
Duo: Yes we can. You always seem to pull out a gun from spandex space. That's outta' the blue.
Wufei: If we don't shut up the teacher will make us
Quatre: Ooooo...*shudder* scary
Trowa: ?
Heero: *sigh* Whatever
Teach: SHUT UP! Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei... Stay after!
Duo: *smacks Heero on the head* dweb
Everyone:...
Everyone:...
Everyone:...
(half-hour later...)
Bell: Rrrrrriiiiiiinnnnnnnggggg
Classmates: *paper thrown into the air* YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: *chibi eyes with tear drops on the sides* WHY US!?!?!?!
G-Boys: start to slip away...
Teach: WHERE THE HELL DO THINK YOUR GOING?????
Duo: *right in mid-step* Shit! *kells over* (i.e. he fainted)
Quatre: Hehe...*BIG smile * No-where.
Teach: Good! You know why you're here right? RIGHT?!
Duo: Uuuhhhhh...'cause I peed to early this morning?
G-Boys sans Duo: *collapse* -_-()
Teach: *steern glare* No Duo. *Starts pacing the room* BECAUSE I'M MAD!!!!!!! *does the big head thing*
Heero: Hn!
Quatre: *screams*
Wufei: Hn... Injustice
Trowa: ?
Duo: Eeeppp!!!!! *Curls up in a corner*
Teach: Now that I got your attention...I have heard that you've been looking for someone.
Wufei: Yeah! A solider in Tre-
Heero: *slaps hand over Wufei's mouth and smiles innocently*
Trowa: ?
Teach: Does he ever say anything other then question marks?
Valerie (authoress): Uuuuuhhhhhh...no.
Heero: Yeah! Well anyway... what do you know of it?
Duo: yeah! Whatta' want- OW! *is hit on the head with a flying object*
Teach: *smirks* I'm that solider.
Heero: *grabs a gun outta' spandex space* Your dead.
Gun: O_o BANG!
Teach: Damn! *ducks out of the way* Your gonna pay! *uses the power of the authoress to conjure up a time vortex* Hehehehehehehehehe I WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!
Duo: Hey! Your not a solider! Your Marimaya!
Teach: Yup! *pulls of mask*
G-Boys: O_o *stare*
Mariemaya: Get in there! *kicks Heero and Wufei into the vortex*
Duo: Shit! *runs after Mariemaya*
Mariemaya: *Side steps Duo and kicks him in too* RULE THE WORLD!! I WILL RULE IT!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Trowa: ?
Mariemaya: You know you really get on my nerves!
Trowa: ?
Mariemaya: Ggggrrrrrr *kicks him in too*
Trowa: AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! DDDDDAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Mariemaya: HA! I AM THE GREATEST!!!! I MADE QUESTION MARK BOY SPEAK!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Everyone left:...
(five minutes later)
*THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD, THUD*
Wufei: What the- DAMNIT DUO!!!! Get the hell off me.
Duo: Ok, ok Wu-man! No need to get huffy.
Wufie: Injustice! I am not Wu-man.
Duo: *brushes himself off* yeah whatever Wu-man *stops brushing in mid-stroke* Uuuuhhhhh... Heero *pokes at Heero*
Heero: Hn... WHAT!!!
Duo: LOOK!!!
G-Boys- *all look at their surroundings. They are in a cobblestone street in what looks like an old town. There are men with pitchforks, guns, and worst of all CHILDREN!!! There are also women in DRESSES and men with RUFFLES!!!!*
Wufie: Hn... these men look like onnas! Not what I had in mind!
Townspeople: O_o...*dramatic silence* GET 'EM!!!!
G-Boys: O_o AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Duo: Holy Crap!!! *starts running like a maniac (you know like weaving in and out)*
Townspeople: GET 'EM, GET 'EM *becomes a chant*
G-boys: *runs into the camera and a blank screen is seen*
Will the G-boys survive the threat of the Civil War Era? Will the Townspeople get their revenge for...for...for... oh I dunno... I still gotta figure that out. Well any-hoo stick around and see if chapter 2 is coming. O_o be afraid, be very afraid.
*Cuts back to the place were the boys were running*
Valerie: *Runs after G-Boys* HEY!!!! WHAT FOR MMMMEEEE!
G-Boys: *sees Val coming and runs faster* RUN FOR IT!
Quatre: AAHHHH!!!! SHE'S COMING!
Wufei: *yells over his shoulder* BAKA ONNA!!
Heero: oh god she's just like...*Dun, dun,dun* Relena Peacecrap!!!
G-Boys: *shudder*
Val: *Stops running and the camera does a close up* Hn...Men! *glares at the camera and shoves it. The camera wobbles then falls over. blank screen*