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Author's note: Due to popular demanding... I have decided to continue the Civil War series. This one... I'm afraid, might be more stupider then the last one. But who really gives a shit! On with the story...

Civil War Warriors

Part: 2

*a chair is seen in a field of.. of... of... well you know... the stuff that's in fields. Soon Anime Chick (AC) walks out with a bubble pipe in her mouth. She seats herself on the chair and in an Old English tone says...*

AC: Welcome to the sequel of our... uummm... *ahem* strange performance yesterday. *all fast* Well it really wasn't a performance, I mean it was real. No not that the G-boys are real *sob, sob* but we all wish they were. But anyway as you all know Mariemaya was really the S.S teach and the lost solider of Treze's army. She dumped 'em in the Civil War era, and now these lunatic townspeople wanna kill 'em for no good freakin' reason. *gasp* Hey yo you, *nods to the cameraman* give me a glass of water please... my throats killing me... literally. *makes choking noises and the screen goes blank*

*The scene is a beautiful flower field with lunatic G-boys and the lunatic towns-people chasing after them*

Heero: *looking back* OH SHIT!!!! THERE GAINING ON US!

Dou: Damn! What the hell did we do?!

Quatre: We angered the townspeople.

Wufei: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!!! TELL US SOMETHING WE DON'T KNOW.

Heero: *gasp* well it seems were in the past...

Trowa: ?

Wufei: Really? I thought it was the future.

Duo: You baka! Guys don't and WON'T look like onnas in the future. I the great Shinigami will come back from hell to make sure that DOES NOT HAPPEN.

Heero: Well great Shinigami *mockingly* use your weak powers to stop those idiot people.

Duo: O_o uuhhhhh... well... it really doesn't work that way...

Wufei: You weak onna.

Duo: *middle finger goes up*

Heero: *rolls eyes* Were not going to get anything done with you two fighting. Just keep running until we find a grove of trees to hide in.

Quatre: Easy for you to say... your riding him *points to Trowa who is carrying Heero*

Trowa: O_O GGEEETTTT OOOFFFF MMMEEEE!!!!

Heero: *jumps off* WOW! He spoke.

Quatre: It's a miracle

Wufei: Oh... joy.

Trowa: ?

Duo: it's a false alarm

Quatre: Damn!

Heero: HN!

Wufei: *slaps the back of Heero's head* You baka now look what you did *points to the townspeople who have surrounded the G-boys with their pitchforks, guns, and CHILDREN *dun, dun, dun*

Guy #1: Put your hands up

G-Boys: O_o

Duo: What is this? The past police squad. GOD! I hate them pigs!

Quatre: Why? 'Cause you always seem to get caught by 'em when your drunk?

Duo: What are you talking about!? The great Shinigami is NEVER drunk.

Heero: Really? Then what is this? *reaches into spandex space and grabs an empty bottle with 'Dou's evidence of drunk driving' written on it*

Duo: WHAT THE H- HEERO!!! Eeewwww my old bottles been sitting in your spandex space? That's just nasty thinking about it.

Heero: *rolls eyes*

Townspeople: O_o

Child #1: O_o You bad boys. Your under arrest!

G-Boys: o.O *stare* riiiiigggggghhhhhttttt

Child #2: You under-estimate our superior power.

Duo: Whatta talkin' 'bout kid? I am the great Shinigami!

Child #3: Uuhhhh guy? We don't speak your less superior language. (translation: Whatta talkin' about)

Duo: I… AM… THE… GOD… OF… DEATH!!!

Townspeople: *stare*…. (translation: riiiigggghhhhttt)

Girl #1: We feel sorry for your less superior place (translation: here's a hairy, cheese pickle guy)

Quatre: Uuuhhh… eeewwww. *shoves the hairy, cheese pickle out of his face* I'm not really a fan of pickles.

*suddenly a shot is heard and the townspeople run like heak*

Townspeople: AAAHHHH!!! SSSHIIIITTTT!!!! IT IS THE GOD-DAMN CONFEDERATS!!!

G-boys: o.O

Wufei: Weak baka's

Trowa: ?

Quatre: uhhh.. what is a confederate any-hoo?

Heero: *shrugs* Hell if I know.

*Suddenly a shot is heard and a bullet whizzed by Trowa's left ear*

Trowa: ?

Heero: SHIT! I guess we have to do more running.

G-boys: *gone*

Duo: WHY US!!!??? WHY US!!??? LORD, I'LL NEVER SAY I'M THE GOD OF DEATH IF YOU STOP THIS CRAZYNESS!!! PPPLLLLEEEAASSSEEE!!!

Wufei: *smacks the back of Duo's head* STOP WHINNING BAKA!!!

Duo: *whimper*

Will the G-boys find out what Confederates are? Will they make it away from the guns? Will they ever find a way out? Come to think of it… WHEN WILL THIS GOD-DAMN STORY END???

Duo: THE END IS NEAR!!! THE END IS NEAR!!!

AC: *slaps the back of Duo's head* SHUT UP!!! Any-hoo… stick around and see what else I have up my sleeves. *evil grin*

Quatre: THE END IS NEAR!!! THE END IS NEAR!!!

Everyone sans Quatre: o.O

Duo: THAT'S MY WORD.

Quatre: The fuck it is *claps hand over mouth* did I say that?

Everyone sans Quatre: *nod*

Quatre: THE END IS RREAAALLLLYYYY HERE!!!

AC: SSSHHHHUUUTTTT UUUPPPPP!!!!!