Duo's Detention part 1
By: Mitty
(What Duo would write on the chalkboard)

1) I will never ask if Heero is on Crack
2) I will never roll hot wheels down Trowa's Uni. -Bang
3) I will never use Quatre's saucers as Frisbees
4) I will never use Woofie's Swords for cutting up credit cards
5) I will never as if Heero's Ferret Gets High
6) I will never wonder if Dorothy likes Woofie. (Ouch!)
7) I will never replace Relina's Speech with finger paintings
8) I will never put Heero's Spandex in Hot water wash
9) I will never put Mayo that was left in the sun on Howard's ham sandwich
10) I will never ask if Sally has mental problems for liking Woofie. (Onna Man!)
11) I will never play with Heero's NitroGlisteriegn and Potassium Sulfate (Cough)
12) I will never play with J's tools ever again.
13) I will not play The Night Santa Went Crazy during Quatre's Christmas Party
14) I will never program the V.C.R to run Backward
15) I will remember to not hand Heero the wrong Chemical in science lab
16) I will try to remember to wear oven gloves while taking cookies out of the oven
17) I will never run Heero's self-destruct batteries dead. (HE!)
18) I will never tie Woofie to a chair and make him watch Sailor Moon
19) I will never Dress up as a French Maid for Halloween
20) I will never give Relina Heero Tied up in Christmas light to a Chair