The Crazy Fic of Harry Potter

Disclaimer: Everything belongs to J.K.R.

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Hermione: Heeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ron: Ummmm.... Hi...?

Hermione: Stupid, shut up, I was talking to him!
*points to Draco*

Draco: Hi, Hermione.......Again.

Harry: What're you doing with HIM?

Hermione: Take a guess.
*rolls eyes in Harry's direction*

Harry: Ummmm.... Saying hi?

Hermione: Nawwwwwwwwwww, really?

Harry: Yup.

Ron: SHUT UP!

Harry and Hermione: Why should we?

Ron: 'cause... THERE'S VOLDEMORT!!!

Harry: AAAHHHHHHHHHH! You said "it"!!!

Ron: Well, duh.....

Voldemort: Hi, guys! Does anyone have any leftover foundation? I think I'm getting a tad pale.
*opens big, huge, pocketbook from a purse and smears lipstick on lips*

Ron: He's scaring me.......

Cho Chang: Sure, I have plenty, white, red, or tan?

Voldemort: White, please. And, you WEASLEY, I'm supposed to be scaring you. That's what I'm paid for!

Ron: Right then......

Draco: Uncle Tom? Can I have a popsicle? Pleeeease?

Voldemort: Now, my little Dracykins, you know I don't have any popsickies in my handbag.....!

Draco: Pleeease?
*starts to cry*

Hermione: Dracykins, don't! You will shrink your leather trousies!

Draco: But.... But, I want to cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*starts to ball*

Harry: There, there, don't cry, little Draco!
*turns red*

Harry: Did I say that out loud?

All: Uh huh.

Cho: Don't cry, 'cause you're even hotter in leather, especially *tight* leather....

Draco: I know.
*smirks and stops crying*

Draco: I wanna go to mommmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyy!

All: Oh fine then.

*Everybody leaves, carrying Draco*