THE Heero Dairy's

Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN GUNDAM WING ! But if you sue me all you will get is a wiffle bat and duck sauce!

A/N: this is another of my insane/and evil fics also this maybe OOC= Out Of Character

WARNING: THIS FIC CONTAINS PURE INSANITY VEIWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED

As usual the G-boys are at one of the Quatrues mansions on a rainy day.

Duo: I wish the rain would stop so I could go outside and stomp on the worms on the drive way

Wufei: THAT'S IN JUSTICE!

Duo: Injustice for what?

Wufei: that those cute, sexy worms have to get stomped on

Duo: O-K-A-Y! Wu-MAN! what have you been smoking?

Wufei: Nothing! You weak Baka! Onna! Yanio!(idiot woman bitch or ass)

Qautrue: WUFEI NO Cussing!

Heero: (looks up form his book on how to commit the "perfect crime") No shit!

Trowa: Duo why don't you make one of your famous burritos

Wufei: NO WAY IN HELL! Last time duo made those it gave me bad indigestion!

Duo: well that's cause you suck!

Wufei: PERPARE TO DIE YOU FOOLISH SON OF A…

Dou: Okay! okay! I'll skip the burritos!

Heero: Mission accepted!

Dou: what mission?

Heero: the one where I have to take a poo-poo

Quature: uh… heero remember last time I had to burn my bathroom!

Heero: All Hell with it! You have enough money so shut up!

* heero runs to the bathroom holding his butt *

Duo: well since the rain has not stopped I guess I will explore the mansion

Trowa: you go and do that

As duo is walking down the hallway has noticed that heeros door to his room was open (remember the G-boys live in Quratures Mansions for long periods of time)

Duo: I wonder why heeros door is open?

Inside duo's mind: if I go in there heero will KILL Me! if he finds out. but on the other hand it will be worth it

Duo goes inside the room and finds heeros diary on the bed

Duo: BINGO!

Duo: hmm… lets see here (turns to the first page)

Duo: missions, missions blah, blah,… BINGO again!

Duo: umm… lets see here "realena is hot, sexy, has big breasts, and a cute butt!"

Duo: YESSSS! I HIT THEE JACK POT! WOOOOWHHHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

* Heero secretly sneaks up behind duo and… *

Heero: DUO WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY DAIRY!

Duo: Whops! errr… heh heh!

And now as the screen fades you can see heero with an evil, yet angry grin approaching duo with his gun, duck tape, rope, and a gag…

TO BE CONTINUED OR WILL IT?

Did ya like it? should I continue?

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