INDY JONES
by Chris Lark
Redserge@ttlc.net

Pretty self-explanatory, I should think...
(Tune: "Mr. Jones", Counting Crows)

Shalalalalalala, mmm, uh-huh
I was down there in the Amazon, staring at this yellow idol
Dr. Jones grabs it and replaces it with a bag full of rocks and sand
Well, y'know, he runs away from rolling rocks and snakes, he's suddenly booty-full
We all want to be booty-full, man, I wish I was a looting fool
So come grab this Ark from the Well of the Souls
Shalalalalala, yeah, uh-huh, yeah
Cut up, Marion, show us some of those drinking games and
Burn up a bottle, Dr. Jones
Believe you me, there's skeletons here everywhere, and I
Don't wanna be the one to face them, yeeeah

Indy Jones and me tell each other ancient tales, and we
Stare at the beautiful women, "She's stealing from you, oh no no, she's stealing from me"
Standin' in the temple, I got caught in some cobwebs
When every Nazi knows you, you'll never get peace and quiet

Well, I'm gonna paint this picture, paint the Ark and Grail and then the Path of God
All of the elder Jones' clues are very, very meaningful
Yeah, well, y'know Willie's the craziest woman
I felt so annoyed when she would whine
If I knew ol' Marcus, I would ride high on a grey horse down the Rhine

Indy Jones and me look into the past, yeah we
Stare at the beautiful women, "She just tossed your gun," "I don't think so, I've got it right here"
Standin' in the canyon, I thought this was the last crusade
But when every Nazi knows me, I will never get any peace and quiet...
I'll never get peace and quiet...I said I'm never gonna get peace and quiiiieeeet...

He went and whipped the lion
Yeah, everybody wants to steal his cross
They all wanted to beat him to it, yeah, but
He didn't have to like that he lost
Believe you me, there's skeletons here everywhere, and I
Don't wanna be the one to face them, to face them, to face them

Indy Jones and me stumbling through Iskenderun
Yeah, we stare at the beautiful women, "She's in that basket, man, there's got to be one that she'd be in"
I wanna stop this killin', Dr. Jones wishes he could just get away from them Nazis
But when every Nazi knows you, oh son, that's just about as quiet as it'll be
Indy Jones and me starin' at the Holy Grail
When I look at the Temple Of Doom, I wanna see him standing outside of it
We all wanna kill Nazis, but we don't know when and we don't know how
But when every Nazi knows me, I'm gonna be just about as nasty as I can be
Indy Jones and me...we're gonna kill Nazis...