Disclaimer: bwhahahahhaha the evil disclaimer....*ahem* so no one attempts to sue me for some reason, no i don't own the
FF9 characters. I wish i did. Espessally Vivi. ^-^
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Quina: LOOK! SPORKS AND BENDY STRAWS FIGHT! i no can stand watch,.....*turns away from the scene*
Vivi: ...
Zidane: ....this is strange.
Vivi:..y-yeah...h-hey...i feel kinda tired...
Zidane..me...too....huh?
*Everyone except Quina falls asleep*
*Kuja appears out of no where*
Kuja: ohh.....OOPS. Did i throw that sleeping weed in here? OOPS...TEE HEE!*Giggles like a girl*
Quina:*forgets about spork/bendy straw war far a moment* Ah, Kuja!! AHHHHHH!! What you do to my friends?!
Kuja: Kwehehehehehe...tee..hee....i.......i....*giggles insanly* I PUT THEM THEM ASPLEEP WITH SLEEPING WEED!!!!!
Quina:....why? Well i fight you then! I use a spork too. Sporks is good.
Kuja: SPORK!??! what kind of non-sense is this?
Quina: no, is for real, is good. Spork is half spoon half fork. Is good combination, no?
Kuja: Whateva. By the way, i'm not gonna fight you.
Quina: Is cause you is wimp?
Kuja: GRRR no! Is cause...ack! no you have me talking like you. No, because i do not plan to hurt your...friends....
I work at the new dress shop over there! *points to the shop* I get free pretty dresses from there! Also, a make-up store
is convinitly located next door to the shop i work in! I'm going to by SPARKILY red eyeshadow from there soon! *TEE HEE*
Quina: AHHHHHHHH GO AWAY YOU GIRLY MAN!!!
Kuja: noooooo you insulted me...*cries*
*Zidane and others wake up*
Zidane:huh...? wha happened...what....KUJA!?!?! what the....? what are you doing here?! grr...
Kuja: I WORK AT THE LADY'S DRESSES SHOP!! AND I AM GETTING THAT PRETTY RUFFLED PINK DRESS SOON!! AND YOU ARNT!! hahahahahhaHHE
HEHHEHEHAHEHHEHE.
Zidane: I wouldn't want a pink dress.
Vivi:..Z-zidane....Kuja is....scaring me....
Zidane: well let's get rid of Kuja then. *Kicks Kuja out of the door*
Vivi: H-hey,...um, where are we anyway...?
Quina: we is in Linblum!
Vivi:I know that but...w-what is this room...?
Dagger: ummmm...i don't know. How the heck did we get here?
Amarant: Dunno, don't care.
Freya: You don't care about anything it seems, Amarant....
Amarant: Humph.
Quina: HEY YOU IS FORGETING ABOUT SPORKS!!! *looks out window* AH, GOOD NEWS! THE SPORKS WON!
*jumps up and down causing the ground to shake everytime s/he does so*
*King spork commands his army of sporks to get back in the spork box, and you can see that there are lots of...erm...'dead'
evil bendy straws on the ground...*
Quina: Work in Lindblum is done. Where we going next, Zidane?
Zidane: Dunno...umm...where ever...
Quina: I want spread joy of Sporks around world. Everyone find out how good sporks is.
Steiner:This is all ridiculous.
Quina: No, sporks is yum yum shaped, no ridiculous!
Steiner:...
Eiko: You know, i haven't gotten a chance to talk this whole time! I am a lady!! I will not be ignored....i-
Quina:*holds up a shiney object of some sort*
Eiko: ---.....*funny face* OOooooooo Minerals.....
Vivi: ...um.....
Zidane: *waves hand in front of Eiko's face* Hello?! Anyone home? in your brain...? DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN ANYMOR EVEN?!
Helloo....c'mon, at least BLINK ONCE!
Dagger:..Eiko..?
Zidane: OH well....
Quina: LETS GO. I WANT SHOW MORE OF THE WORLD SPORKS. Say...you know what? I is hungry! Veerrrryyyy Hungry! So hungry i is
hungry enough to eat what is...uhmmm....i so hungry i....i is wanting to...EAT FOOD!!!
Zidane: Ok, ok...C'mon Everyone. We are leaving Lindblum for now.
Regent Cid: A word to Quina before you go....gwok Thank You. The sporks saved Lindblum...(how odd.)
But, can sporks get rid of that Kuja guy who is running around in a pink frilly dress yelling "TEE HEE!!!"?
Quina: NO!! i no let sporks around Kuja. *grabs the box that contains the spork army, grabs the king spork and runs off into
the sunset*
Kuja:*cries* Oh what a truly buetiful scene....*sob* whaaaa boohoo....sad...*sniff sniff*
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To Be Continued.....(Maybe....)
FF9 characters. I wish i did. Espessally Vivi. ^-^
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Quina: LOOK! SPORKS AND BENDY STRAWS FIGHT! i no can stand watch,.....*turns away from the scene*
Vivi: ...
Zidane: ....this is strange.
Vivi:..y-yeah...h-hey...i feel kinda tired...
Zidane..me...too....huh?
*Everyone except Quina falls asleep*
*Kuja appears out of no where*
Kuja: ohh.....OOPS. Did i throw that sleeping weed in here? OOPS...TEE HEE!*Giggles like a girl*
Quina:*forgets about spork/bendy straw war far a moment* Ah, Kuja!! AHHHHHH!! What you do to my friends?!
Kuja: Kwehehehehehe...tee..hee....i.......i....*giggles insanly* I PUT THEM THEM ASPLEEP WITH SLEEPING WEED!!!!!
Quina:....why? Well i fight you then! I use a spork too. Sporks is good.
Kuja: SPORK!??! what kind of non-sense is this?
Quina: no, is for real, is good. Spork is half spoon half fork. Is good combination, no?
Kuja: Whateva. By the way, i'm not gonna fight you.
Quina: Is cause you is wimp?
Kuja: GRRR no! Is cause...ack! no you have me talking like you. No, because i do not plan to hurt your...friends....
I work at the new dress shop over there! *points to the shop* I get free pretty dresses from there! Also, a make-up store
is convinitly located next door to the shop i work in! I'm going to by SPARKILY red eyeshadow from there soon! *TEE HEE*
Quina: AHHHHHHHH GO AWAY YOU GIRLY MAN!!!
Kuja: noooooo you insulted me...*cries*
*Zidane and others wake up*
Zidane:huh...? wha happened...what....KUJA!?!?! what the....? what are you doing here?! grr...
Kuja: I WORK AT THE LADY'S DRESSES SHOP!! AND I AM GETTING THAT PRETTY RUFFLED PINK DRESS SOON!! AND YOU ARNT!! hahahahahhaHHE
HEHHEHEHAHEHHEHE.
Zidane: I wouldn't want a pink dress.
Vivi:..Z-zidane....Kuja is....scaring me....
Zidane: well let's get rid of Kuja then. *Kicks Kuja out of the door*
Vivi: H-hey,...um, where are we anyway...?
Quina: we is in Linblum!
Vivi:I know that but...w-what is this room...?
Dagger: ummmm...i don't know. How the heck did we get here?
Amarant: Dunno, don't care.
Freya: You don't care about anything it seems, Amarant....
Amarant: Humph.
Quina: HEY YOU IS FORGETING ABOUT SPORKS!!! *looks out window* AH, GOOD NEWS! THE SPORKS WON!
*jumps up and down causing the ground to shake everytime s/he does so*
*King spork commands his army of sporks to get back in the spork box, and you can see that there are lots of...erm...'dead'
evil bendy straws on the ground...*
Quina: Work in Lindblum is done. Where we going next, Zidane?
Zidane: Dunno...umm...where ever...
Quina: I want spread joy of Sporks around world. Everyone find out how good sporks is.
Steiner:This is all ridiculous.
Quina: No, sporks is yum yum shaped, no ridiculous!
Steiner:...
Eiko: You know, i haven't gotten a chance to talk this whole time! I am a lady!! I will not be ignored....i-
Quina:*holds up a shiney object of some sort*
Eiko: ---.....*funny face* OOooooooo Minerals.....
Vivi: ...um.....
Zidane: *waves hand in front of Eiko's face* Hello?! Anyone home? in your brain...? DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN ANYMOR EVEN?!
Helloo....c'mon, at least BLINK ONCE!
Dagger:..Eiko..?
Zidane: OH well....
Quina: LETS GO. I WANT SHOW MORE OF THE WORLD SPORKS. Say...you know what? I is hungry! Veerrrryyyy Hungry! So hungry i is
hungry enough to eat what is...uhmmm....i so hungry i....i is wanting to...EAT FOOD!!!
Zidane: Ok, ok...C'mon Everyone. We are leaving Lindblum for now.
Regent Cid: A word to Quina before you go....gwok Thank You. The sporks saved Lindblum...(how odd.)
But, can sporks get rid of that Kuja guy who is running around in a pink frilly dress yelling "TEE HEE!!!"?
Quina: NO!! i no let sporks around Kuja. *grabs the box that contains the spork army, grabs the king spork and runs off into
the sunset*
Kuja:*cries* Oh what a truly buetiful scene....*sob* whaaaa boohoo....sad...*sniff sniff*
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To Be Continued.....(Maybe....)