A/N: Hello all my lovely readers, first I want to say Happy Birthday Medea Yah! Second my non-Internet readers say that is one is the best one yet (where they got that from I have no idea). So time to read and Review please review it makes this so much more worth while.

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Milk, Mushrooms and
Bees

Click, Click

" See this is why you take Muggle studies. You forgot to load the gun, dumb-ass." Leap commented dryly

" I'm not as stupid as I look, I brought an other gun along and is one is loaded. Muhahahahaha, Muhahahahahahahahahaha." growled Wormtail as he brought out his second gun and pointed it at Leap. " I'll kill you, then your brother! Muhahahahah, Muhahahahahaha."


" No, you're right, you aren't as stupid as you look. You're even more stupid that's a staple gun, idiot."


Harry jumped in front of Leap calling. " No don't kill her. Just kill Me."

" Normally I enjoy pathetic acts of bravery, but you're just being stupid. Shut up Harry. He won't kill any one with that. It's a staple gun." Wormtail began to fire. " Ouch, Ouch! Stop that you moron. Fine" Leap leapt forward and kicked the gun out of Wormtail's hand. Then jumping up into the air she kicked him hard in the face. She stood there feeling quite pleased with herself until she noticed that she was standing 5 feet off the ground. " Oh crap, Oh crap did someone do a levitation spell on me, Oh my gosh someone tell me this is normal this happens all the time to witches and wizards." Leap screamed she looked as though she was going to cry.

" I've never seen anything like this before," cried Dumbledore starry eyed

" Oh, thanks YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO TELL ME THIS IS NORMAL AND THAT I'M NOT A FREAK OF NATURE."

" Leap, clam down we'll get you down some how, just stay clam." soothed Edward

" Oh, Thanks your not the one STANDING 5 FEET IN THE AIR, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW" Leap closed her eyes waved her hands about in a helpless sort of manner. " I just want to be down on the ground again." With that she floated down to the ground and landed lightly on the floor of the banquet hall.
" Okay that was most definetly weird."

Wormtail had regained his feet by this name and he lunged at her as she landed on the floor.

" You BITCH." he screamed. They collapsed on the floor fighting bitterly; it was 5 minutes later that there was a bright

Flash of Light


Wormtail and Leap rolled away from each other, after that movement neither moved. Hermione cried out and Harry gripped her arm stricken, Edward's face was impassive, which was certainly surprising. Edward had always shown emotion it had been Leap who had the enigmatic countenance, but yet Edwards's face showed nothing.

15 minutes later no one had moved. They all stood frozen staring at the two bodies of Leap and Wormtail. Hermione was the first to notice anything.

" Look there, she cried pointing at Leap's left hand. Harry raised his bowed head from his hands in time to see Leap roll over and sit up. Her hair was coming out, and the pieces by her face were covered in blood. Blood that was coming from the many-jagged cut on her face made by Wormtail's fingernails. Leap's dress was ripped in several places. Edward reached out and grabbed Leap's hand pulling her to her feet.

" Well, Miss Amazon, did you have fun? I know how you enjoy a good fight." asked Edward.

" Shut up! Okay, what the hell just happened here?" questioned Leap pressing and palm to her forehead, then feeling the blood removing it and groaning, leaning in to Edward whom still stood supporting her.

" No talking, Miss Potter, here is some chocolate." reprimanded Madame Pomfrey rushing up to Leap and Edward.

" Chocolate as in chocolate milk?" asked Leap

" None but the best."

" That's great but, I'm lactose intolerant!" screeched Leap

Madame Pomfrey went away and returned quickly.

" I thought this problem might arise sometime so here is some soup." She gave Leap three spoons full, before Leap turning her head away threw up all over the floor.

" Was that mushroom soup?" asked Edward as he braced Leap's shoulder and held her hair back from her face.

" Yyyes why?" asked Madame Pomfrey visibly shaken


" Leap is extremely allergic to mushrooms, in any form." answered Edward. Just then Leap finished throwing up her blood and the contents of her stomach and began to shake visibly. " Okay, I really think we should get to the infirmary quickly, now this could get messy." And with that he shifted the unconscious Leap's position and scooped up her legs so he as holding her with one arm supporting her neck and shoulders and the other under her knees. In this way Edward led Madame Pomfrey to the infirmary.


* * *


Edward led Harry, Hermione and Ron to the infirmary the next morning; they had been excused from the morning class, which was Potions so they felt doubly lucky. Dumbledore had given them special permission to come and talk to Leap much against Madame Pomfrey's wishes, but still they had been told not to 'excite' her or do anything that might raise her fever again, it had hit 100 degrees (F) three times in the night.

Madame Pomfrey had not had time to fix Leap's non-life threatening injures during the night she was too busy trying to keep Leap alive. It scared Hermione to see her like that, in the few weeks that she had known Leap she had became very close to the girl that now sat almost as white as the pillows she was propped up against. Well, not really Hermione could barely see her skin underneath all the bruises and cuts that marked her face, some of the cuts were surprisingly deep.

" Well my fine feathered friends, how does the daylight find you?" asked Leap as thought they were in the common room instead in the infirmary.

" Well obviously better than it finds your self, my Lady." answered Edward as kissed her out stretched hand before placing the flowers that he had brought in it.

" Oh, how sweet." she smelled them carefully and then busied herself about putting the flowers in a vase on her bedside table.

" Right, after she has a near death experience she become a soft and gentle person for a while. It best to take advantage of this." Edward hastily whispered this advice to the other while Leap was busy with her flowers.

" You know Ron, I had a very strange dream involving you. My friend Ann was chasing you with an axe, in the coliseum in Rome. Hermione and I were also there laughing our head off." said Leap coolly. The other started to laugh, all except for Ron who looked very pale indeed.

Leap had pictures placed at various choice spots on the bedside tables, muggle pictures that is. They depicted Leap with various different people, one of Leap giving a piggy back to a smaller black haired girl, one of Leap with a shorter blonde girl and a short girl with dark skin and hair. There were many others, some of Leap and Edward in sports gear and one of them in muggle formal wear. The other picture of interest was the one non- muggle picture. It was of Leap and the girl with black hair again and two other who appeared frequently in pictures one was very tall with orange-red hair, the other had mouse brown hair that was very frizzy. They were all laughing. The black haired girl was sitting on Leap's lap, then other two were leaning on her shoulders, they looked about 13 or 14.

" This is my only picture of my best friends they are all witches, this is Ann" Leap explained pointing to the girl with mouse brown hair " this one is Elizabeth" she pointed to the girl who's hair was a couple shades lighter than Ron's, " and this is Catharine." she pointed to the girl with black hair.(A/N: These characters do serve a purpose that will be revealed in a later story.)

A pang of anger hit Harry, why was Leap the one who was well adjusted in both magical and muggle circles? Why was she the one who had grown up with the kind Aunt and Uncle? He could see them in two pictures, one where they were holding Leap as a baby and one Leap must have been about 15 they all looked like they were enjoying themselves. They had the look of happiness, the kind of happiness you couldn't fake, even in pictures.


* * *

" Oh, I am soooooo bored. So incredibly bored." complained Leap " Why can't that stupid moron of Minister of Magic be on time?" She was staring blankly at the ceiling. Then as if she had just realized that there was nothing there she stopped and looked around. Something caught Leap's eye; she stood up scraping her chair against the floor. Leap walked over to the corner of the room, a dusty corner. Thanks to the miracles of modern magic she looked surprisingly well.

" Edward, come here I need your help." called Leap. He stood up and walked over to the corner where Leap was standing. They conferred for a few minutes then pushed an old and extremely dusty piano out of the corner. Leap blows the dust off the top of the piano after taking the bench off it. She sat down and cracked her knuckles.

" Any requests?" asked Leap she waited for a moment " All righty then, we'll start with 'Piano Man'." She played the intro then Edward began to sing; he had a wonderful voice, deep and full. Leap played exquisitely her fingers danced lightly over the keys. Hermione began to sway in time to the music, this was one her father favourite songs, she began to sing softly along with Edward.

It's 9 o'clock on a Saturday
Regular crowd shuffles in
There's and old man
Sitting next to me
Making love to his tonic and gin
He says son can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet and
I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes

Sing us a song
You're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
Cause were all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling all right


Isn't this typical? Leap can do something that everyone enjoys and thinks is nice. Wow isn't she's so perfect? This stinks. Thought Harry angrily.

...And the waitress is practicing politics
As a businessman slowly gets stoned
Yes, they're sharing a drink they call loneliness
But it's better than drinking alone

As the strain of Piano Man came to a close Professor MacGongall stepped up to the piano where Leap and Edward sat.

" Excuse Me," said MacGongall " But do you know 'You don't bring me Flowers anymore'?"

" Yes" replied Edward, then to Leap " You're going to have to sing this one with me you know."

" Fine, but you may not make any comment about my singing." agreed Leap


* * *


By the time Cornelius Fudge had ventured in to the Banquet Hall in Hogwarts, Leap and Edward had been through quite a few songs, Stop in Nevada, Ballad of Billy the Kid, If I only had the words, Forever in blue jeans. They were just finishing up Heart break Hotel when the Minister of Magic walked in, Leap kept playing till the very last cord before stopping turning around on the bench and standing up.

" You must be Lily Potter, I'm Cornelius Fudge Minister of Magic. I knew you're parents...." Announced that individual

" Just like the rest of the world. You're over 2 hours late." Sneered Leap

" Well, let's get started then, Lily Potter. I am here to award you this medal (he pinned it to her cloak) and this is the reward for the successful capture and ridding the magical world of Peter Pettigrew."

" Is that everything then?" asked Leap irritated

" Yes, Miss Potter."

" And I can do what ever I wont with the money?"

" Yes."

" All righty then." and with that Leap threw the bag of coins in to the air and shot at it with her wand. The bag spilled open pouring the gold gallons inside all over the floor. " Scramble!" she yelled and stepped back as almost all the Hogwarts students leapt forward to try and grab some coins.

" What did you do that for?" asked Edward as he and Leap watched the other student scramble to the galleons.

" I have more money than I could every use in one life time in vault 712." replied Leap. She stepped back in to the hallway looked at something and her thin eyebrows rose on her forehead. " I don't know it any of you are aware of this but, there are two bodies here, of two very small people, very small ugly people like, midgets or dwarves." Hermione and Harry rushed forward.

" Oh, Dobby and Winky", Cried Hermione. She turned her face against Harry's shoulder and poured out all her grief and anger over the two house elves.
" Okay what are they?" asked Leap

Edward was the only one close enough or under control enough to answer her,

" They are house elves. House elves are" he continued as if sensing Leap's next question, " like unpaid servants except they have to stay with their master until the master release them by giving them a piece of clothing."

" Oh."

It took quite a while but, finally very one had calmed down enough to be talked to again. The Minster of Magic began to speak again

" Since, Miss Lily Potter was able to... er... 'prove' that Peter Pettigrew was still...er.. alive. We have since been able to clear the name of the very prominent and powerful wizard Sirius Black." and with that Sirius stepped in to the light

Harry ran forward and hugged him, Hermione followed him, she and Ron welcomed Sirius back to land of the openly innocent.

" I recognize you from somewhere... That's it you're a mass murderer. Oh yeah, I finally remember something about current magical world issues." said Leap

" Wow, you've only know you were a witch since you were 11." commented Edward dryly

" Okay, Shut up before I kill you and I mean that in the best possible way." Leap's grin was extremely superficial.

" Hello, I'm Sirius Black. I'm your Godfather." explained Sirius. Leap's mouth dropped open, her eyebrows shot to her hairline and for once she was at a loss for word.

Draco Malfoy took a deep breath, he set his shoulders and walked forward, right up to the aghast Leap.

" Leap, I think you're beautiful and brilliant and...and..." Draco trailed off. Something in his face changed and he stepped forward grasping the utterly shocked Leap and bent her back like a bow and kissed her.


A/N: First I would like to say that the reason that this story is called Milk Mushrooms and Bees is because those are the tree things she's allergic to. She's allergic to bees but I didn't mention it.This plan worked so well last time I'm going to use it again
Reader participation time, Should Leap:
a) Slap Draco
b) Punch Draco
c) Can Draco
d) Kiss Draco back
e) all of the above
f) all of the above then Draco runs off dropping Leap in the process
So this time I want to thank all the people who reviewed me Thanks * blows kisses* To Kayara J. K. ...Potter I did finally bring Sirius in. Thanks you for the starter yes there is a potential problem surrounding this point. I would also like to thank Eowyn and Chinook who did my editing. Hopefully I will have less spelling and convention problems this time around. Leap's dream is copyrighted to hyper person.

Disclaimer: All things related to the original books are J.K's the song Piano Man is (c)to Billy Joel.

Bye, I'll write the next part next week!

~*Leap*~