A/N: Hello, guess what? I'm back! Yeah! I will most likely go up to Part 9 or 10 with is series then maybe I'll try a new story but you never know do you? Oh well this is the 6th installment of this series and it's called 'Blue Hare Die' you hopefully will see why (it's a play on words but then you most likely caught that already). Read/Review and enjoy!
Disclaimer: J.K. owns all the Hogwarts stuff and my friends own some of the ideas
and lines, so, that's Chinook, Hyper person, Eowyn and Dawn. Thanks. I own Leap, Edward, Ann, Elizabeth and Kat.
Blue Hare Die
(Fill in your own sound whether you want Draco to be canned, slapped or punched or all of the above.)
" Why you screwy little bastard. What the hell do you think you are doing?" screamed Leap. Draco looked, well; he looked like crazy angry women had just injured him very violently. He dropped Leap in a heap on the ground, and ran off. "Well!" she screamed at Harry and Sirius, " Why don't you do something, You're my brother and 'godfather' do something! Beat up Drano better yet, kill him!" she bellowed. " Useless males. Help me up Edward." Ed ward grabbed her arm and heaved her up.
" His name is Draco you know." commented Edward
" I don't care if his name is Bob the greatest of all Bob's. They should still be doing something, anything, you know, like breathing."
" H...h...he kissed you." said Harry in wonderment
" I don't understand what he sees in you, but I can still kill your brother." said a voice from the doorway.
" Okay, how does that fit together?" asked Leap
" I don't have to make any sense! I am Lucius Malfoy! Biasmic!" he called as he pointed his wand at Harry. ( A/N: Biasmic is a type of lighting curse injures or kills).
" Watkao" yelled Harry and Malfoy Senior's curse bounced off of his wand. And the spell hit Leap and Edward.
Sirius and Harry screamed and raced forward, but Hermione reached the two casualties. Both were swearing Edward was louder, but Leap was more inventive. There were some very interesting things including one that had a pig, a tree and a wand all doing things that Hermione didn't think were possible.
" Is she okay." called Harry as he and Sirius reached the other three.
' I'm fine, I only have a gaping bloody hole in my stomach, other than I'm just spiffy, absolutely wonderful!" said Leap with surprising control as she sat up.
" No moving or talking ,Miss Potter," called Madame Pomfrey as she appeared with a tureen of something.
" That doesn't have bees in it does it?" asked Leap
" Why would there be bees in soup?" asked Edward
" Well I don't know but that's the only other thing I'm allergic to and we've already dealt with the milk and mushrooms things."
Just then Lucius Malfoy shot the Bodybinding spell at them.
" Watkao" Leap screamed reflecting the curse back on to the senior Malfoy. " Damn, didn't anyone think and try to capture him. "
" Loehmanning" Madame Pomfrey called out pointing her wand at Leap and Edward (A/N: a spell that stops the bleeding and pain for one hour when there isn't time to heal the injury thoroughly). In the distance they heard the Minister of Magic guards ( A/N: One question why would anyone what to guard Fudge?),
" You Lucius Malfoy are here by charged with the attempt of murder of Harry Potter, Lily Potter and Edward Knight."
" You know if you need to say that in court you might want to call me Leap Potter or Lily Potter the second. Otherwise you might just confuse the entire court."
Leap taking Sirius outstretched hand pulled herself back to her feet.
" Oh Gawd" she said as she leant in to Sirius, " I am so incredibly dizzy. Oh, You know who I need here right now, Ann, Elizabeth and Cat." Leap stretched her arms out and turned them in circles.
"...what the hell is going on here?" said the almost blacked haired girl who had just appeared. Hermione recognized her from Leap's pictures to be Katherine or Kat.
" EEEEEEEEEEEE" screeched Leap as she recognized her friends and with a sudden burst of energy and ran forward in to arms of 'Kat' who only came up to her shoulder. Then another one of the girls raced up. She was no taller than Kat but had frizzy mouse brown hair, Hermione remembered her being named Ann. That meant the last girl was Elizabeth. She as tall as Leap, but she waited till the other had finished their hellos before stepping forward and giving Leap an around the neck hug.
" Oh I have so much to tell you guys..." gushed Leap
Harry coughed gently.
"... What do you want Harry, Oh right, this is my twin brother Harry Potter."
" You have a twin brother?" asked Cat in wonderment
" Harry Potter, where have I heard that name before..." pondered Ann as she prodded her chin with her finger.
" How any of you every passed anything is beyond me. Harry Potter is was the wizard who was credited with the banishment of Lord Voldemort." Elizabeth looked at her confused friends and sighed closing her eyes she launched in to her next explanation. " Lord Voldemort, who was once know as Tom Riddle is considered the 'evil genius' of the century, he was in the Slytherin House at Hogwarts school for witchcraft and wizardry, that's where we are now. Tom Riddle was an orphan, his mother being a witch had married a muggle name Riddle, who once he found out she was a witch abandoned her and his unborn son. Tom Riddle's mother died in childbirth and Tom was raised in a muggle orphanage, which he hated. In his 3rd year at Hogwarts the mythical Chamber of Secrets was opened and one witch was killed. Reubus Hargrid who was then in his 3rd year was charged with the opening of the Chamber of Secrets and was expelled form Hogwarts, but Professor Dumbledore convinced the then Head master Professor Dippet to keep Mr. Hagrid on as the gameskeeper. Mr Hagrid was later revealed to be part giant. Tom Riddle accused Mr. Hagrid of Opening the Chamber of Secrets and received a special award. The Chamber of secrets was opened again during our 2nd year I believe that Riddle opened the Chamber of Secrets both times but I have no information that could prove that. Tom Riddle who has the blood of Salzaar Slytherin in his veins eventually changed his name to Lord Voldemort and began a campaign the likes of which the wizarding world had never seen before. A campaign which ended with the deaths of Lily and James Potter, Lord Voldemort tried to kill their son Harry Potter and mysteriously lost all his powers. During the Triwizard Tournament he regained his body and his powers." and with that Elizabeth opened her eyes and let out a small breath of air.
" Girlie, what do you do? Just sit there and memorize our text books?" groaned Kat.
" How do you know all this? Some of it isn't in books." asked Harry
" Its called Investigative Journalism," replied Elizabeth matter of factly
" And it's three in the morning back in Canada, use small words." cried Kat exasperatedly.
" I did some research and interviewed...um talked some people." Elizabeth said as she rolled her eyes.
" See, that wasn't so hard now was it?" commented Cat dryly
" Oh, Leap I brought that photo album that you left at my house." said Elizabeth blatantly ignoring Cat and digging in her extremely large backpack, Hogwarts: a History fell out. Hermione stepped forward and picked it off the ground.
' You've read Hogwarts: a History?" asked Hermione in amazement
" Yes, I had to special order it in, they don't print this in Canada."
" Oh look, Hermione another girl almost exactly like you." joked Ron. Both Elizabeth and Hermione sent Ron daggers with their eyes.
" Okay people enough about Elizabeth! Back to me you know the girl with the hole in her belly!" screeched Leap
" So you actually think that Hagrid was innocent?" asked Harry ignoring Leap
" Yes, I do I can't prove it But I still believe that." Answered Elizabeth calmly
" Hello, me, me, me Look at me I'm important too you know." Bellowed Leap
" How did you girls get here?" asked Dumbledore looking confused " you cannot apperate inside of Hogwarts."
" Anything's possible in our world. If you know what I mean." replied Ann with a little giggle. They were the only ones in the Banquet hall the other teachers having successfully showed the other students out of the Banquet hall after the appearance of Mr. Malfoy.
" Well," said Leap " they'll have to stay in the stay in the dorms with Hermione and me. They will be enough room, don't forget tonight's the Hogwarts camping trip (A/N: A new installment in Hogwarts: survival camp.) " It will just be Harry, Ron Edward, Hermione and me in the Gryffindor tower."
" Yes, Miss Potter your friends may stay with you until we find a way to get them back to Canada." replied Dumbledore
" Well. I will just go and Owl the school and our parents. May I use a school owl Professor Dumbledore." asked Elizabeth the picture of politeness.
" Yes, you may Miss..."
" Miss Clarke, Miss Elizabeth Clarke and this is Miss Ann Collins and Miss Katherine Einaudi. Thank you very much Professor Dumbledore. Come along girls"
Ann and Kat were still giggling as they ran after Elizabeth.
" Well that just leaves you and me to make the room ready for three new occupants, Hermione." Leap said as she linked arms with Hermione and tucking the photo album that Elizabeth had slipped her under her other arm they strolled off toward Gryffindor tower.
* * *
Later that evening, the 'gangs' were sitting in the common all except for Leap, who was now where to be found. Elizabeth, Ann and Kat had joined them unluckily for them besides Edward, Leap, Harry, Ron and Ginny the only other student who could not go was Draco Malfoy.
" Hello all." called Leap as she walked in. " Guess where I was?"
" You were in the library, brushing up on magic history trying to beat Me." explained a very board Elizabeth.
" You're fighting a losing battle there Girl." giggled Kat. Both her and Ann were almost asleep leaning on Elizabeth's shoulders.
Leap stuck her tough out at them, which only made Ann and Kat giggle harder.
" Guess what I saw in the library today a secret meeting." The Boys by this time were engrossed in their own discussion. " Between Ginny and Draco they were Kiss against a bookcase." whooped Leap. Both Ron and Harry who the girls thought hadn't been listening roared.
" Run, Ginny run." screamed Elizabeth she and Ann fought Harry back while Leap and Cat very successfully...er...um put Ron out of commission for a bit.
" Where did you learn all that stuff?" asked Harry as he sat down very painfully on his derriere.
" I took Kung Fu and Tae Kwan Doe." replied Leap
" Kung Fu." said Ann.
" I have a brother," said Elizabeth.
" I took ballet." said Kat.
" Oww," said Ron.
* * *
They five girls were sleeping at various different places in the room, there were only four beds and Leap, Hermione, Ann and Kat had taken those. That left the floor for Elizabeth who had finally gotten Hermione to believe that it was okay for her to sleep on the floor. They had had a very exciting night even once they said good night to the Boys. Elizabeth had successfully French braided Leap's hair while Leap carried on a very exciting and animated conversation with Ann and Kat. But Hermione and Elizabeth had managed to carry on a fairly intellectual discourse covering almost all the subjects that were covered by the Year six magical program, before bed.
Bang! Bang!
" Come on open up the door you guys." yelled Ginny through the door. Leap wretched herself out of bed and nodded at Elizabeth to go back to sleep.
" Okay" said Leap pulling the door open with one hand and wiping the sleep from her eyes with the other. " What do you want Ginny?"
" Come to the common room quickly." pleaded Ginny
" All right." Leap closed the door muttered something that was most likely a swear word and then opened the door again. This time she was wearing a oxford shirt over her spaghetti strap blue top with their matching blue pajama pants. Elizabeth appeared behind her wearing green p.j. pant just like Leap's and a gray Quidditch sweatshirt mostly likely Leap's stolen from Edward.
" You go I'll wake the others." said Elizabeth. Leap grabbed her wand and follow Ginny out of the room.
" Aaaaaaah," shirked Leap as Edward grabbed her around the waist as she walked into the common room, he began to tickle her. As Ann, Cat and Hermione walked in they got the same treatment Harry attacked Hermione, Ron attacked Ann and Ginny tickled Cat in to submission. Elizabeth who was standing at the doorway waited for a good ten minutes before rescuing her friends from their torture. By this time Leap had started a mini-attack on Edward and Hermione had almost escaped from Harry and Ann and Cat no longer needed to be tickled they were lying on the floor giggling strictly of their own accord.
" Excuse me, but seeing as we are all up I thought this would be a good time to take out the old photos," calmly stated Elizabeth.
" Sure why not?" replied Leap. Elizabeth placed the picture book on the table in the center of the room then Edward and Harry under Elizabeth and Leap's instructions set about setting up the room for a picture viewing. Once the couch and chair had all been put in the proper place Elizabeth grabbed the hands of Ann and cat and pulled the now much-calmed duo to their feet. Then they all sat down on the couches. Leap leant on Edward's arm with her legs flipped over the edge of the sofa's arm, on Edward other side was Harry and Hermione sitting squashed together. On the sofa facing them was Elizabeth with Ann and cat leaning on her shoulder and successfully taking up most of the sofa. On the love seat, sat Ron and Ginny and in the chair facing them sat Sirius he had heard all the screaming and had come down to see if everyone was okay and stayed for the picture book time.
* * *
" Okay, why do you have purple hair there?" asked Ginny
" And who's that other girl?" said Harry
" That is, was, our cousin Eirene, and the reason she had blue hair and I have purple hair is that we bet each other who ever got the worst mark in this one class had to dye their hair blue. Anyway we tied and both dyed our hair blue, but what we didn't realize is that when you dye red hair blue it turns purple." replied Leap
" What do you mean was?" questioned Harry
" Well, I'm not sure but I think she's dead, I mean she was in the house when it exploded," growled Leap in an irritated voice.
" Leap, may I have a word with you? Leap?" asked Sirius. He and Leap walked over to the other side of the room and began to argue.
" You don't have to be so rude to Harry." commented Sirius
" Oh, well, whatever."
" I mean it! If you don't start being nicer to Harry he is going to be seriously emotionally scarred."
" And like I'm not. Do you think that coming home from a friend's house one-summer day and finding my house has exploded is fun. That seeing the ripped apart bodies of my Aunt and Uncle who had been my parents for as long as I can remember, and not even being able to scrap enough of my cousin Mary's body for a funeral the girl who had always been my sister. All of this I had to see and you're worried about Harry the 'boy who lived' being emotionally scarred. What about me the one who has already seen her family killed by someone who was trying to kill her. What the about me! To hell, with Harry! What about me you gawd-damned bastard."
" Oh, I didn't know I'm sorry."
" Oh, screw you!" Leap stalked back to 'group' and flapped down on the couch again, Edward reached an arm around her shoulders and whispered something into her ear. Then he withdrew his arm and they settled back to the way they were.
" So Sirius," Leap drawled " you were my father's best friend. Right?"
" Yes."
" So, tell me something who were Anna and Elizabeth?"
" They were... um... they were your Grandmothers."
" Really," said Leap interested as she stood up slowly and pulled out her wand and pointed it at Sirius' chest. " Because my Aunt and Uncle told me they were my two Aunts on my father side who were killed at an early age by Lord Voldemort. So I'll let you in on a secret, I've meet Sirius Black before and you aren't him. So who the hell are you?" Leap's voice was smooth and cold and had an edge.
A/N: Oh, a cliffhanger who is really Sirius Black? Here's a contest for you see if you can tell which one of Leap's other Witch friend I am and 50 points to each person who gets it right. Oh, Come on you can do it.
Thank you for Reading and reviewing and see you next time on the adventures of Harry Potter's insane twin sister what will this crazy kid do next. Tune in next week
~*Leap*~