Eirene
" WHAT!" screamed Harry, Ron and Sirius starting all at different times so that it sounded very odd.
Hermione waited until the 'boys' had finished speaking before she started.
" Why?" asked Hermione gently
" Why? Because I damn well wanted to! Why do I have to explain myself to you? You are not my keeper. Why the hell should you care? Besides haven't you every heard the phrase 'evil twin?' That's what I am, I am Lily Potter, evil twin extrordinaire" replied Leap snottily before exiting the room.
" Okay," said Edward " who was the brilliant person who told Leap not to go to Azkaban."
" Why didn't you stop her?" screamed Sirius
" It would take a better man than you or me to stop that woman when she is in a fighting mood."
" I think you underestimate my talents." commented Sirius with a wicked glint in his eye.
" Oh, I doubt that. Never mind, that's not the point, the point is who told Leap she should never go to Azkaban?"
" That would be Me," said Hermione nervously
" Telling Leap she should never go see Azkaban is like telling an alcoholic where the liquor is kept." replied Edward exasperated
" Leap's an alcoholic!" screeched Ron
" My sister's a alcoholic," yelled Harry
" Damn it, no you morons I was using a metaphor."
" I believe a more correct metaphor would be, telling Leap not to go to Azkaban is like telling Ron there is a Salvation Army bin outside." Said Leap from the door way
" That was low," said Edward
" You don't understand Dumbledore's right, Voldemort is rising we should go into hiding." said Harry almost pleading
" See that's the difference between us Harry I'd rather die standing than live on my knees."
" Are you accusing Harry of not being brave." asked Ron rising to his feet
" Damn it, you fell out of the dumb and ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, didn't you." screamed Leap
" You are being rude, Lily!" said Sirius severely
Leap turned around, facing the group once more and gave Sirius 'the finger.' Then stalked out of the room. A couple seconds later they heard some screaming and swearing they were just about to see what was wrong when an owl flew to Edward. He took the letter from its leg and the owl flew off.
" It... It says 'We have Miss Lily'. That's all they want nothing else, its kind of weird." said Edward. Everyone looked stricken except for Harry who ran up to his room then returned in two minutes.
" She can't every get captured without inconveniencing Me." screamed Harry everyone looked at him " she took Hedwig." Harry spat these words out.
* * *
Two days later Hedwig flew into Sirius's living Edward, Hermione and Sirius were all sitting there.
" Harry, Hedwig's here!" screamed Sirius
" Really!" Harry ran down the staircase to the living room, followed by Ron.
" We can call off the search," said Edward and odd note in his voice.
" Why she escaped?" said Sirius hopefully
" Not exactly." said Edward handing Sirius Leap's note.
Dear: Edward, Hermione Muffy (Ron), Asshole (Harry) and Bastard (Sirius):
I thought I'd just drop you a note from my current place.
I'd tell you but it's kind of confidential you know
Any ways in case you don't think it's really me here's
My proof: Edward, your skeleton in the closet is that you
Care about your hair; Sirius's is that he likes ballet;
Hermione' s is that she hates to study and Harry's is that he
Hates his twin sister. Any way an interesting fact is that Lord
Voldemort has a security blanket of sorts he needs glass skull,
How odd isn't. Oh well, ace of spades, honey, ace of spades.
Purple Hair and Wolf carcasses,
Lily Elizabeth Anna Potter
P.S.: I've joined the 'Dark Side so,
Bye,
Leap Potter
" Bitch!" said Harry with passion. The other looked at him shocked, after a prolonged silence Hermione spook.
" Umm, er, what dose Ace of Spades and 'Purple Hair and Wolf carcasses'?" she asked
" 'Purple Hair and Wolf carcasses' means absolutely nothing, about the other I can't remember, ask Elizabeth."
" How, she's in Canada?" asked Hermione
" No, I'm here on vacation," said Elizabeth from the doorway she walked in and Ann followed her in.
" Great, so what does ace of Spades mean."
" It means," began Elizabeth the she and Edward exchanged looks " the truth, honey, the truth."
* * *
" I...I just didn't see this coming." said Sirius still astonished three hours later.
" Well it's all here in her mission statement." said Edward pulling out a piece of white paper.
" What, mission statement?" asked Everyone except Edward, Elizabeth and Ann
" This one." said Edward as he put his piece of paper on the coffee table.
Leap's
Mission Statement
- Call people by random names
- Steal most of Harry's things
- Become even more rich
- Scream at people in languages that they don't understand
- Invent a spell
- Dye my hair an odd colour
- Lie even more
- Forget peoples names
- Groom myself in public
- Become evil
- Pat the heads of people who are small
- Invent my own language (so people understand me even less)
- Talk to myself so people think I'm insane
- Swear at random individuals so that they lose all self confidence
(A/N: Okay I know that's a long mission statement but I had so much fun writing it.)
" My Goodness, those are the goal of my sisters life, sorry my 'evil twin' sister life." screamed Harry
" Well, she thought it was incredibly funny," said Edward
Suddenly something crossed out the Steal most of Harry's things.
" Leap?" said Elizabeth quietly
" Yes, I'm here but I'm leaving oh Harry just so you don't waste a trip upstairs I've taken you invisibility cloak, Firebolt and 50 galleons bye." said the air which was Leap. Then the French doors open and she was gone. (A/N: *cough* death eater *cough*)
" That's it" screamed Harry," Lily Potter the Second a.k.a. Leap a.k.a. Lily Elizabeth Anna Potter is dead."
" No, she isn't dead, she just..." began Elizabeth
" Well she's dead to me!" bellowed Harry
* * *
(A/N: Scene change this is Voldemort's Lair I can't tell you where yet, Any way Leap is back and so is Voldemort and his glass skull.)
" Hello, Dick" said Leap as she walked into Voldemort's office
" What did you call me?" asked Voldemort (A/N: Try to imagine a really sinister voice here people, like Darth Vader)
" You know, you were really smart when you decided you should invest in killing people accidentally, like have them run over by a bus."
" Wouldn't they, the good people, realize that a lot of people are getting killer by buses."
" No, it's part of being good trying to believe the best of people. And the people who do think that something's up are most likely cruel and thus will come over to our side or they are paranoid and we can drive they crazy and set them on killing sprees."
" But what about the really, really good people, what about them?"
" That's easy, put them in hiding, convince them that someone's a trader, then convince them that the only way to find out who it is, is to get them all in a room, then light the room on fire."
" But, what about the smart ones."
" Don't worry you've thought of everything, there will be so few left that you can torture them to death."
" I've really thought of everything."
" Yes, you have."
" Let's drink to that. Now that you are a true dark side supporter you must get branded."
" First of all I don't drink blood, and I'm not a cow I'm not going to get branded."
" Yes, you are going to drink the blood and get branded."
" No, I couldn't take that away from you, I have only been here a short time your Death Eater would rebel I must earn my stripes just like everyone else."
* * *
Knock, Knock
" I'll get it" called Hermione" Hello"
" Hello, I'm looking for Lily Potter," said the woman at the door. She wore a black overcoat that had only the belt tied, boots that came to her knees, a black dress, a black headscarf and rhinestone encrusted black sunglasses. Her hair was a black as the rest of her outfit.
" Um...Er... Harry come here," yelled Hermione
" Yes." called Harry as he and Edward raced down the stairs. The woman took off her sunglasses showing her hazel eyes that were beautiful and soft the green speckles work magnificently with the brown of the rest of her eyes and her olive coloured skin She turned to look at Harry and Edward.
" Hello." she said extending her hand " I am...
" Eirene Potter." both she and Edward said together.