A/N: Hello, some of you have noticed I have scraped the whole, being very detailed thing and gone for the ton's of dialogue instead.
This is dedicated to my beta-reader(ish) person Chinook
A Girl's Best Friend
Part I:
Lily Potter the second arranged the items on her desk in a neat fashion; actually it was very artistically done. She pulled out her Polaroid camera and took a picture.
" Like I always say, take a picture it lasts longer," she muttered to herself. She took the picture and after drawing three items on the bottom of the Polaroid she placed it in an envelope and licked the envelope shut.
" Sarah, please send in Mr. Malfoy," she said into the intercom on her desk
Tall, white blond Draco Malfoy walked into her office in Voldemort's headquarters in Gandhof. Draco was wearing the black leather pants that he favored; they matched his black leather jacket and tight black T-shirt.
" Draco, can you please give this to Eli?" she said nonchalantly
He lent forward so that he was almost 2 centimeters from her face.
" It's time then? They believe you totally, Eli told me so, but I told her she and Ward never believed any of it," he said so quietly she could almost not hear him.
" That's good, I send this with my best hopes. If they don't get it we will be stuck here forever." Her voice was just as soft
Draco turned and walked out, as he shut the door she wondered at the wonder of it the person she had to use to help her was the one person that hated her family and had the most to gain by turning her in. But she realized that Elizabeth had turned him and that all he wanted was out just like her, except she had come here with a job to do and she was going to get it done whether she was dead or alive.
* * *
"Eirene.... P...p...potter." asked Harry in disbelief
" Yes, this is Eirene Potter, daughter of Harry and Christie Potter, cousin of Harry and Lily Potter, and I found her!" said Kat jumping out from behind Eirene, ecstatic.
" Actually, you didn't really find me I walked up to your door and asked you where Lily was and you told me that she was here in England," explained Eirene.
" Eirene, what, how, where? Never mind now, we have a problem Lily isn't here, she left and joined the dark side," explained Edward tight lipped.
* * *
" ... Thank you, I will see you later," said Elizabeth to the person at the door, and then there was the sound of kissing. Everyone in the room looked uncomfortable until Elizabeth re-entered the room, " Here it is."
" What?" asked Hermione.
" The message, it finally came," said Ann her eyes aglow, she sat beside Ron on the love seat holding his hand.
" Yes, I knew he would come through," smiled Elizabeth
" Who?" asked Harry.
" Draco," replied Elizabeth simply
" What?"
Elizabeth ignored him and opened the sealed envelope. She spilled its contents on to the coffee table.
" What?" asked Ron confused, " is going on here?"
" Ron, the thing is the letter that Leap sent you guys before, well we weren't precisely honest with you about its contents," said Ann twitching a little.
" What?" screamed Harry and Sirius together their eyes were both ablaze.
" Well, um...er...er...yes, we kind of didn't tell the whole truth," said Edward squirming uncomfortably.
" How did… could you have lied to us? It was a very straight forward letter," asked Hermione.
" What we didn't tell the whole truth? We out right lied to them," screamed Elizabeth.
" What!" screamed everyone in the room except the friend that was in on the deception.
" Well, you remember when you asked what Ace of Spades means, well, I lied it does not mean the truth, it means I'm lying, lying," Elizabeth calmly explained to the rest of the room who was aghast at the truth.
" I lied too," said Edward " Purple hair and Wolf carcasses does mean something, it means, it means don't tell the others and I'll be in touch."
" I can't believe that you let me believe that my own sister had turned her back on me and everything that our parents stood for," yelled Harry " We might not get along very well but I at least deserve to know that truth."
" Getting back to the point, this picture," said Eirene bringing the conversation back to the object.
Ron picked up the picture and looked at it.
" Its a cryptic message, damn it, I hate cryptic messages," yelled Ron not really irritated by the message but by everything else.
" It is not a cryptic message," countered Elizabeth
" Yes, it is. What does this mean, a question mark, a peace sign and some sort of flower?"
" It means Ask Peace Lily."
" Why, how, could we talk to a flower besides I've never heard of a peace lily."
" Okay, Ron, I'm peace. That's what Eirene means peace and the flower is Lily she signed her name," explained Eirene calmly.
" I don't get it ," said Harry echoing Ron's sentiments.
" Oh well, lets figure out the rest of the message, a black scarf and black sunglasses," said Edward.
" Maybe that means Eirene, after all that's what she wore when she came here," wondered Hermione out loud.
" No, that couldn't be that, she wouldn't give us the same clue twice, she already told us that she knows Eirene is here," countered Ann.
" Wait a second Eirene, remember what Lily was for the last Halloween you were together, wasn't she Audrey Hepburn?" exclaimed Edward.
" Who's Audrey Hepburn?" asked Harry.
" Audrey Hepburn, was an actress, her signature style was a black head scarf and black sunglasses," Hermione told him gently.
" Okay, but was does Audrey Hepburn have to do with anything magical, she wasn't a witch. I really don't get this clue." sighed Ann resignedly,
" I get it!" exclaimed Harry, " I remember Audrey Hepburn, she was in Charade, and dressing up is a Charade. It all makes sense now."
" No, it doesn't that can't be the meaning for the clues that proves nothing what so ever, that is not the way Leap thinks that is not the meaning. Can any one else think of any other Audrey Hepburn movies that might help us?" Elizabeth rolled her eyes then stretched.
" Let's see she was in My Fair Lady, Charade, Bloodline, Robin and Marion, Roman Holiday, Sabrina. War and Peace, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Love in afternoon, Funny face, Paris when it Sizzle, Wait until Dark, How to steal a Million and Two for the Road, that's most I think." said Edward.
" Can you say, unhealthy addiction?" comment Kat sarcastically.
" Can you say, shut up Kat."
" No, but I can say, Shut up Edward."
" As, much as I love watching you two squabble, we have to figure out what this message means, now if you two can get back on task. We can all figure it out." Eirene looked thunderous.
* * *
" Draco... Draco.... Wait up." called Leap as she raced up behind him. He waited till she caught up to him before he started to walk again. He was dressed in his traditional leather outfit, she was wearing a black business suit with some sort of blue and purple veil type material over top.
" What is it Leap?" he whispered.
" Did they get the message?"
" Yah, they haven't figured it out yet thought."
" That's good, the next clue will help them along quite nicely though."
" What do you mean that's good?"
" I'm not ready for them just yet, I need a little more time to prepare." Leap said as they turned the corner toward the conference room.
" Time is what we don't have you 'd better give me that note soon Leap."
" I will, don't worry it will be ready tomorrow."
* * *
A Girls Best Friend
Part II:
Forever
Leap Potter opened the thick heavy wood door that leads to Lord Voldemort's office in his secret lair. She grabbed the handle and giving it a tremendous yank through the door open, wearing a navy blue business suit with a skirt her flaming auburn locks falling free over her shoulder and matching navy blue heels she cut quite a picture.
" What the hell are you trying to pull on me?" she screamed
Lord Voldemort just sat there calmly petting his pet skull, " Nothing Miss Potter, there is nothing up here."
" Then why did you suddenly move everything two days ahead of schedule?" her brown eyes flashed fire.
" Remember Miss Potter, I am in charge here and while you are a valued adviser, you make no decisions, I do so. Now get your team up to schedule."
" Yes Sir, I'm sorry sir." she leant down and kissed his out-stretched hand then left.
" Marie," Lord Voldemort said into the intercom on his desk, " Have her watched. As brilliant and loyal as she is she still has the capability for good, and that is definitely not good. Make sure she has no contact with her brother."
* * *
" Hello, Draco," said Leap she sat on the sofa in her office as Draco entered and joined her on the sofa.
" What's up, Leap?"
" We have to move our plans a two days forward, here is the clue."
" What? We can't."
" We have too, we don't have a choice."
" But..."
" Shhh... Someone's coming."
Lucius opened the door to Leap Potters office, and peeking his head inside the door. He didn't really trust Leap, she hadn't gotten branded with the dark mark or drank blood yet as a sign of her devotion, come to think of it neither had Draco, but Draco was a Malfoy and to be trusted.
Lucius, saw a slightly surprising sight, Leap and Draco making out, her hands were in his hair and his were moving up and down her back, they were on the sofa. Aw, well he thought they should be busy there for a bit it was safe to leave.
" Ew, gross." said Leap as she pulled a away from Draco
" It wasn't a Sunday after noon walk in the park for me either." commented Draco
" Really, then what were you doing to my back." Leap stood up and walked to wash basin in her office she opened one of her many water bottles and set about washing out her mouth and gargling.
" Well then why did you start kissing me."
" Well, I had to do something I could hear your father coming and seemed to be one thing he wouldn't object too."
" So decided to make out with me."
" Shut up, just get this to them."
Draco was almost out the door " Draco" he turned around
" Hmm."
" If you tell anyone what happened here, especially Harry or Elizabeth today sorry won't begin to explain what you will be."
* * *
" So what we have is Audrey Hepburn, ask Eirene." said Hermione despondent
" Come to think of it where is Eirene?" asked Sirius
" Coming, I just went up stairs to change."
Eirene, descended the stair not looking at all like her self she had the same slightly olive colored skin and hazel eyes, but her hair was now blond cut to just below her chin and curled under.
" What happened?" asked Ron uncomprehendingly
" Well I took off my wig," said Eirene matter-of-factly
" You were wearing a wig?" asked Harry also not understanding
" Yes, she was. Now lets get on with it, we are running out of time." snapped Elizabeth
Just then, an owl flew in and landed neatly on Elizabeth's shoulder, she untied its package for its leg and it flew off. Everyone crowded around her as she began to open the parcel.
Out came a rolled up not in a canister, Elizabeth opened the canister and slid the note out slowly unrolling it. The note had one word on it in Leap's flowing handwriting, Forever it read. Elizabeth, finished unrolling the note as a small glittery thing fell out, she picked it up.
" My God," she said, " It's a diamond, a real diamond."
" Oh my, oh my Elizabeth used Blasphemy." commented Kat sarcastically
" Shut up."
" (Cat noise)"
" You, know my mother had a lovely diamond that she left to Lily it was set in a ring. My goodness it must have cost a fortune." Said Eirene leaning forward to look more closely at the diamond.
Elizabeth's eyes lit up with this comment.
" Eirene, think hard where did the diamond come from?"
" While she thinks about that you can explain your reasoning to the rest of us mere mortals." dryly annotated Edward.
" Okay, so we have the Audrey Hepburn clue, and the James Bond clue." began Elizabeth
" The James Bond Clue?" asked Ann
" Forever, Diamonds the name of a James Bond movie was 'Diamonds are Forever.'"
" Okay we get it, moving on." said Harry
" Look at the scarf, in the first clue it's shaped like a five, Breakfast at Tiffany's a Audrey Hepburn Movie. Anyway Tiffany's is a jewelry store on 5th Ave in New York. It specializes on diamonds, which are forever," exclaimed Elizabeth excitedly
" Whoa, girl I still don't understand..." began Ron
Kat kicked him and said, " Just nod your head, you don't need to understand but the last thing we need right now is for Liz to give a five hour explanation on this subject."
" I understand." said Hermione
" You do?" asked Ron, he would have continued but, Kat kicked him again.
" I remember, Ganshof." screamed Eirene
" What?" asked Sirius
" That's where the diamond was form its a small island somewhere, Ganshof that's the islands, name."
" Okay so where is Ganshof?" asked Edward reasonably
* * *
" Where, Hell are they, Draco."
" I don't know."
" Its almost to late."
" Give them an other half and Hour, they'll come."
" I don't know, Draco this whole thing could blow up in our faces."
" Calm down Leap, it will be okay."
" No, it won't, nothing is going to be okay."
* * *
" Look what was lying on my bed when I came back from the shower," exclaimed Harry as he ran down the stairs dressed like the others in black.
" I can't see anything." commented both Kat and Ron
" I think that the point, its his invisibility cloak." Hermione, Ann and Elizabeth rolled their eyes simultaneously.
" Whoa, that was creepy," said Ron his eyes getting large.
" Come on, lets go!" called Edward
* * *
" Oh mud, I hate mud. Don't let it get in my hair." said Ron
" You, don't have any hair!" said Kat severely irritated
" Yes, I do!" Ron shot back
" Shut up you two, or do I have to separate you." whispered Elizabeth from the front of the line. " Oh my," she muttered " I sound like my mother."
" Here we are the back entrance." call Sirius in a low voice
" Ooo, the wall are all slimy and wet." said Harry
Elizabeth was feeling violent at that particular moment so she said. " You know what the world isn't fair if it was fair things like this wouldn't happen to you." and she whapped him across the back of his head.
* * *
The walked into the large room that was Voldemort's office, in a line, first Sirius then Edward, then Elizabeth, Harry, Hermione, Eirene, Kat, Ron and Ann. Near the back of the room was a black evil looking chair (you know the kind).
" Voldemort." Harry breathed
" Nope, wrong in one." said Leap as she spun around in the chair. She was wearing the same blue suit she had had on before with the cream-colored blouse and 2½ inch pumps. In her manicured hand she was holding her wand, rolling it succinctly between her fingers tips.
" Hullo, Lily." said Edward casually
" Hullo, Edward." she said
" Watch out she has a wand...Ouch," cried Ron as Kat jabbed him in ribs with her elbow.
" Stop it Kat." called Ann
" Hello, I'm surprised Gryffindors never could plan," said dry voice from the shadows. Draco stepped out into the light, Elizabeth rushed forward and kissed him. Leap stood up.
" He's here, can't you feel him Harry? Wands Out!"
Everyone brought their wands out and Lord Voldemort turned the corner and faced them.
" Well, well what do we have here." He said his voice filled with calm furry
" Oh, Hello there Tommy, how are you doing." said Leap her voice as smooth a silk.
" Oh, not to bad considering you shoved a knife in my back."
Leap raised her wand following her cue so did Sirius, Edward, Eirene and Harry
" Avada Kedavra."
Lord Voldemort didn't move for a minute then he began to laugh cold and cruelly.
" Fuck" said Leap with feeling
" It didn't work." then his voice dropped so that it was as cold as ultimate zero. "You know what we do to trader Miss Potter?"
" You give them a prize and say better luck next time?" Leap said carefully
" No, that's not it..."
" Damn." said Leap.
A/N: That's all for now folks sorry about the swearing
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