The Christmas Files
Under the tree, as happy as could be,
Everyone's presents are stacked up for all to see.
A new blouse for Scully, a gold watch for Jeffrey,
For everyone there is a special pressie.
The music is on; the agents are having fun,
Everyone's dancing, the party's just begun.
Skinner is there; he still has no hair,
And Krycek and Spender and there's lots of food to share.
They start a karaoke, it's "oh, the hokey pokey",
Diana Fowley starts to get very jokey.
Everyone stops as the fireplace pops,
And down the chimney, Santa Claus hops.
He says "Yo! Merry Christmas, Ho! Ho! Ho!"
But there's something strange with him and Mulder thinks he knows.
The choccies make Santa poorly; it can't be him, surely!
Cos he's just got out a Morely!
They all say, "wow, Santa's smoking? Why? And how?"
"It's the csm", Mulder screams, "stop him now!"
They caught him quick cos he was too thick...
He didn't fit the chimney and all those chocs had made him sick.
You can hear the ebe-deer's hooves, as they scramble on the roof,
Mulder is happy, "at last I have the proof".
But the very next day, the FBI heads say,
"We don't believe you Mulder cos you were drunk yesterday".
Mulder can't believe, once again he's been deceived,
But it's not so bad cos Scully's with him on New Years Eve...hehehe:o)
Under the tree, as happy as could be,
Everyone's presents are stacked up for all to see.
A new blouse for Scully, a gold watch for Jeffrey,
For everyone there is a special pressie.
The music is on; the agents are having fun,
Everyone's dancing, the party's just begun.
Skinner is there; he still has no hair,
And Krycek and Spender and there's lots of food to share.
They start a karaoke, it's "oh, the hokey pokey",
Diana Fowley starts to get very jokey.
Everyone stops as the fireplace pops,
And down the chimney, Santa Claus hops.
He says "Yo! Merry Christmas, Ho! Ho! Ho!"
But there's something strange with him and Mulder thinks he knows.
The choccies make Santa poorly; it can't be him, surely!
Cos he's just got out a Morely!
They all say, "wow, Santa's smoking? Why? And how?"
"It's the csm", Mulder screams, "stop him now!"
They caught him quick cos he was too thick...
He didn't fit the chimney and all those chocs had made him sick.
You can hear the ebe-deer's hooves, as they scramble on the roof,
Mulder is happy, "at last I have the proof".
But the very next day, the FBI heads say,
"We don't believe you Mulder cos you were drunk yesterday".
Mulder can't believe, once again he's been deceived,
But it's not so bad cos Scully's with him on New Years Eve...hehehe:o)