I remember finding you on TV
My first memory was of a magazine
With PN News on the cover
You weren't the company I was looking for
You were something just a bit different

You had a man that looked like a surfer
A crazy manager that carried a cell phone
A man with abs that would make
Any woman week in the knees

But they weren't the ones who made you
You had a flare that was your own
You didn't settle for anything
That wasn't quality

You had a show on Monday nights
Thursday nights and Saturday afternoons
A PPV every month and an occasional Clash
Those are the memories that I will remember

It's not the glamour that made you special
You were something else to watch
You kept everyone watching
With great matches and not long interviews

If I could have one wish
Any wish at all
It would be for you to be on TV forever

Don't leave
Don't go
But if you must
Leave the memories.