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Adam: And we're back with more Love Line. I'm Adam, that's Drew, and our guest tonight is ex-sorceress knight, Seifer Almasy. So far, it's been a good night.
Drew: No hate calls yet.
Adam: But now that Drew has opened his big mouth, we shall have some. Our next caller is Wedge from Deling City. Wedge?
Wedge: Hi there Adam. I'm having a problem with a friend of mine. We were in the Galbadian Army together, he was my senior officer. But we were both kicked out when the SeeD's escaped from the Prison. I didn't get into that much trouble because I didn't have a high rank. But my friend was an officer. Now all he does is get drunk and plot his revenge against the SeeDs. What should I do?
Adam: Yikes!
Drew: Well, Wedge, your friend needs to get help for his problem. AA meetings, therapy, and for you to be a supportive friend. As for the revenge part, I think Seifer will be able to help out more there.
Seifer: Yeah, revenge is the first thing I wanted. I wanted to gut every SeeD with my gunblade. But it was my posse that showed me that revenge wasn't the answer. They got me help and I realized that they were doing what they felt was right. Your friend needs to realize that as well.
Wedge: Your right! Thanks alot guys!
Adam: Speaking of gunblades, I've always wanted to see one of those puppies. Whip that thing out, Seifer.
Seifer: (chuckling) Gunblades are the best weapons ever made.
Drew: Wow! That's so threatening!
Adam: Well, of course it is! I bet many a men have wet themselves at the sight of this.
Seifer: Very true.
Drew: I see that on the computer, we have a caller wondering about that weapon. Michael from Timber?
Michael: Yeah, hi Dr. Drew. I wanted to ask Seifer about training with a gunblade. When did you start?
Seifer: Well, I started around 13 years old at Balamb Garden.
Drew: 13? Wow!
Seifer: I wanted to start earlier, but rules are rules.
Michael: When did Squall start?
Seifer: Around the same time. And to set the record straight, I picked the gunblade as a weapon first!
Michael: Are you guys still rivals?
Seifer: (pauses) Well, not really. We aren't good friends, but don't fight anymore.
Adam: So, in a one-on-one battle. No GF's. Who would win, you or Squall?
Michael: My money would be on Leonheart.
Seifer: (snorts) No way! I could still kick his butt any day!
Michael: Then how come you lost against him?
Seifer: (angrily) Well, for one thing it wasn't a one-on-one fight! It was three SeeDs against one possessed knight! Let's see how you fair against those odds!
Adam: (half-serious) Yeah, Michael! How dare you insult my guest!
Michael: Whatever.
Drew: Oh man! It's one of those Squall wannabe's again.
Adam: Yeah, they call this show all the time. Please, Seifer, don't take to heart his ludicrous insults.
Seifer: (laughing) It's okay. I know how much Squall hates those guys.
Adam: Uh oh! There's a Nida from Balamb Garden on the computer screen! Should we take it?
Seifer: Absolutely!
Adam: Nida? Are you the one that's screwing that other guys girlfriend?
Nida: Yes! Thanks a lot Seifer, now he wants to kill me! I'm in hiding right now. My girlfriend was listening too!
Seifer: Your girlfriend?
Nida: Yes, I'm dating Xu!
Adam: Correction, you were dating Xu.
Nida: Yeah, and I have Seifer freaking Almasy to thank for that!
Seifer: Hey, it's your own damn fault for screwing his girlfriend!
Nida: You didn't have to tell him, you stupid lapdog!
Seifer: (irrate) Who are you calling lapdog, you whimp! If there's anything left of you after Zell's done, I'm going to beat you senseless! I hope he finds you and kicks your scrawny ass! In fact, as head of the Displinary Committee, I want all the D.C. members who are listening to find Nida and turn him over to Zell!
Nida: Shut up, Seifer! You BEEPing jerkoff!
Adam: Wow! Somebody's gonna get hurt tonight!
Seifer: (still fuming) Nobody calls me 'lapdog' and gets away with it!
Drew: Umm, our producer says that your girlfriend wants to come in and calm you down.
Seifer: She does? If it's okay with you guys.
Adam: Hell yes! Get her in here. (pauses) Yeah, this chick definitely looks like she can kick some ass! The eye-patch is cool too.
Seifer: Yeah, she's great. Sit down here, Fujin.
Adam: For those of you who are just tuning in. We have Seifer Almasy on our show. And his beautiful and intimidating girlfriend as just joined us. Say hi to the listeners.
Fujin: Hello.
Drew: Doesn't 'Fujin' mean 'wind spirit'?
Fujin: Yes.
Adam: That's very hippy-esk! But a beautiful name.
Fujin: Thanks.
Adam: So how long have you two lovebirds been dating?
Seifer: About a year. But we've been friends since we both first came to the Garden. She stood by me through all of things that's happened.
Adam: Well, you are a very lucky guy, Seifer.
Drew: You two have any plans about the future? Marriage prehaps?
Seifer: We were thinking of getting married after Trablia is finished. But nothing definate.
Fujin: Chicken-wuss.
Seifer: (laughing) Hey, be nice! I'm not afraid to marry you.
Fujin: Lair.
Adam: She doesn't talk much does she?
Seifer: Not really. Squall talks more than she does now.
Adam: Well, it's time for another break. Drew's gotta use the restroom and I have to find out if Fujin has any sisters! We'll be back with Seifer Almasy.
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Notes: There, that was a little more like Seifer. I was gonna wait till I got more reviews to post the second chapter. But after I read the first one, I just couldn't contain my joy! There's more to come! Mwahahahaha!