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Adam: Yes, it's Love Line. I'm Adam and that's Dr. Drew. Our special guest tonight is Seifer Almasy, and his lovely girlfriend Fujin. During the break, we got one of Seifer's friends on the phone to give us an update on the hunt for Nida!
Drew: This is turning into a soap!
Adam: (laughing) Hey this is far more interesting right now! Okay, we have Selphie on the phone with us right now. Selphie?
Selphie: Hi Adam! Hi Drew! Hi Seifer and Fujin!
Seifer: Hi Selphie.
Adam: So you guys are calling this a manhunt?
Selphie: Yeah, it was Zell's idea. And Amanda is soooooo gonna get it from me! I'm gonna ripe her eyes out and stuff 'em down her throat!
Drew: Woah!
Adam: Amanda? That's Zell's cheating girlfriend, right?
Selphie: Yeah, that slut! (Mumbling in the background) Well, I'm sorry Zell, but she is a slut. (More mumbling) I can say slut on the radio if I wanna!
Seifer: Selphie, tell us what's going on.
Selphie: Anyway, we have searched the Garden top to bottom and found nothing. But we have reason to believe the 'Trepies' (groaning noise) are helping him. Those are Quistis' worshipers by the way. Since Seifer said he was going to 'take care of them', they decided to help Nida out.
Seifer: (growling) Jerkoffs! The D.C. will find you! You can't hide forever!
Selphie: Booyka! Zell, Selphie, and the D.C. will get your sorry butts! Oh yeah, Seifer, the D.C. Sergent is like severly pissed for some reason! I think he wants to find Nida as bad as Zell! Why is that?
Fujin: Sorry, Selphie. Secret.
Selphie: Mega-bummer!
Seifer: What about Commander Leonheart? Does he have any idea of what's going on?
Selphie: Not yet, but it won't take long. Quistis is trying to get our Lieutenant Commander out of her room.
Fujin: Poor Xu.
Seifer: If you're listening, Xu, don't worry! We'll find him! But they need your help in keeping Squall off their backs! You can do it, be strong!
Adam: Wonderful words of encouragement, Seifer!
Selphie: Oh really! Okay guys, we gotta go! We have a lead on his current position!
Adam: Good times! We'll take some more calls as we wait to hear about Nida's final moments on earth. We have yet another Balamb Garden resident. Quistis?
Quistis: Hello?
Seifer: Hey Quistis.
Quistis: Hello Seifer. Oh, and thanks for the help you're giving my boyfriend and me.
Adam: Her boyfriend? Is this the one that has worshipers?
Seifer: (chuckling) Yeah. But Quisty, why did you go and say it over the radio?
Quistis: Please, how many other girls have a group of worshipers?
Seifer: (cleared his throat) Point taken.
Quistis: It's okay, it was my boyfriend who spilled the info.
Adam: You're not mad at him are ya? He seemed concerned.
Quistis: Of course I'm not mad. But he left another important part out! He also has worshipers who follow him everywhere and hate me for dating him. (Man's voice saying something) What do you mean you don't want me saying this over the radio? Afraid those girls will get discouraged? (Mumbling) No, of course I know you don't flirt with them anymore. And I am very happy about that.
Adam: Sounds like a happy couple.
Seifer: (huffs) Well, I can't do anything about the 'Kinneas Club' because I'd have to beat up 90% of the female population at the Garden.
Quistis: And they spell 'club' with a 'K'!
Adam: Oh for Hyne's sake! That's absurd!
Quistis: Tell me about it! Well Adam, Dr. Drew, we have Xu here with us. She would like your help in dealing with this situation. There's a lot more to it now.
Drew: Oh boy! Xu?
Xu: (sniffling) Hi Dr. Drew, Adam.
Adam: Hey, Xu. You okay?
Xu: No, of course not. I'm a SeeD, second in command for Hyne's sake, and I'm crying like a baby!
Drew: SeeD's have feelings too, Xu.
Adam: Yeah, we're all here with ya, Xu. There's nothing to be ashamed of.
Seifer: I also wanna apologize for this. I feel partially responsible.
Xu: I don't blame you, Seifer. Sooner or later, Zell and me would have found out. Zell would still want to kill him, and the whole Garden would know about it anyway.
Seifer: (sighs) That's true.
Xu: But my problem isn't the fact that he cheated on me. I figured this would happen.
Drew: Now why do you say that?
Xu: I never told him this, but I knew he didn't love me. Nobody could love me.
Drew: Don't say that!
Fujin: Nice person!
Seifer: Hell yes! You're smart, one of the best damn SeeD's in the Garden. Everybody loves you!
Xu: But everybody is hunting Nida for Zell's sake!
Seifer: No, we're getting him for you too, Xu.
Fujin: Seifer. Tell Xu secret.
Xu: What secret?
Seifer: There is one person in the Garden right now, who couldn't care less about getting Nida for Zell. He wants to get him for you! He's been seriously in love with you for years!
Xu: In love with me? Who?
Seifer: Well, I don't wanna say it over the air for obvious reasons. It's been causing nothing but trouble.
Adam: Well it's time for another commercial break. That way you can tell her freely. We'll be back with more Love Line after this!
Cut to commercial.
Notes: Now you should know who Quistis's boyfriend is. But who has a crush on Xu??? Why is Selphie so enraged with Amanda? Is Squall going to find out about all this? Find out in the final installment for this episode of Love Line.